Quickpoll for 5th March 2010
submitted by LadyLorraine
What is your favourite way to start the day?
Eggs (16.84% - 32 votes)
Cereal/Oatmeal (26.84% - 51 votes)
Toast/bagel/related (13.68% - 26 votes)
Fruit (6.32% - 12 votes)
Alcohol (18.42% - 35 votes)
Nothing / Other (please specify!) (17.89% - 34 votes)
Blueberry bagel
And coffee.
Nothing.
I prefer to start my day with sleep.
Just because I LIKE starting the day with a double vodka shot doesn't mean I do, dammit.
I sure end it that way a lot though.
Steak *NM*
What kind of question is this? *NM*
with a bit of exercise with my wife before I get out of bed. *NM*
Oatmeal!! *NM*
And if I want to be specific...
I'd say oatmeal with some raisins, brown sugar, and cinnamon.
GREEN EGGS AND LEMBAS!!!!!
(Scene: Bag End, after Bilbo’s party)
GANDALF:
That Samwise-Sam! That Samwise-Sam!
I do not like that Samwise-Sam!
FRODO:
Would you like some bread and jam?
GANDALF:
I do not want your bread and jam.
I'm busy being mad at Sam.
He likes to sneak. He likes to spy.
I’ll grind him up for hobbit pie!
FRODO:
Oh, do not grind him up for pie!
He is a pretty handy guy.
He mows my grass. He paints my gate.
He is my friend. We both are straight.
GANDALF:
Well, then, I will not grind up Sam!
Bring me bread, and bring me jam!
We’ll talk about another thing.
Tell me, do you have the Ring?
FRODO:
I have the Ring. I have It here.
But, mercy me! Oh, dear! Oh, dear!
I fear the Ring is very bad,
The golden ring that Bilbo had!
Tell me, will you take the Ring?
GANDALF:
I will not take that evil thing!
FRODO:
Would you, could you, by the fire?
Would you, could you, in the Shire?
GANDALF:
I would not, could not, by the fire.
I would not, could not, in the Shire.
FRODO:
Would you, could you, in a tree?
Would you, on the road to Bree?
Would you, with an orc or troll?
Would you, in a hobbit-hole?
GANDALF:
I would not, could not, in a tree.
I would not, on the road to Bree.
I would not, with an orc or troll.
I would not, in a hobbit-hole.
I will not take It here or there,
I will not take It anywhere!
For It is bad. It’s as you say.
You’ll have to take that Ring away
And throw it in the Cracks of Doom!
FRODO:
I’ll need a friend. But who, or whom?
(Gandalf produces Sam, who has been spying)
SAM:
Oh, Master! Master! Sam is here!
He’ll wash me down with beer, I fear!
I do not wish to be a pie!
GANDALF:
I will not eat you, little spy!
But I will send you far away.
You both will go away today.
You’ll go to Bree. A man is there.
The man looks foul. The man feels fair.
He’ll lead you both, if all goes well,
To meet the elves in Rivendell.
SAM:
Oh, Master! We will meet the elves!
We’ll get to meet the elves ourselves
And hear them sing their elven songs!
We’ll hear them bong their elven-gongs
And strum their elven loola-lutes!
They’ll hoot their elven hooty-toots!
GANDALF:
I hope you'll hear those loola-lutes
And hear the hoots of hooty-toots!
But go with care. To be a pie
Is better than to meet the Eye!
The Eye is mean. The Eye is red.
He rules nine Riders. They are dead.
They’ll try to make you dead, as well.
But will they catch you? Time will tell!
FRODO:
Oh, dear! Oh, dear! This is a mess!
We’ll have to fix this mess, I guess.
So we will go, just Sam and me.
And what will happen? We will see!
(Fade)
GANDALF:
That Samwise-Sam! That Samwise-Sam!
I do not like that Samwise-Sam!
FRODO:
Would you like some bread and jam?
GANDALF:
I do not want your bread and jam.
I'm busy being mad at Sam.
He likes to sneak. He likes to spy.
I’ll grind him up for hobbit pie!
FRODO:
Oh, do not grind him up for pie!
He is a pretty handy guy.
He mows my grass. He paints my gate.
He is my friend. We both are straight.
GANDALF:
Well, then, I will not grind up Sam!
Bring me bread, and bring me jam!
We’ll talk about another thing.
Tell me, do you have the Ring?
FRODO:
I have the Ring. I have It here.
But, mercy me! Oh, dear! Oh, dear!
I fear the Ring is very bad,
The golden ring that Bilbo had!
Tell me, will you take the Ring?
GANDALF:
I will not take that evil thing!
FRODO:
Would you, could you, by the fire?
Would you, could you, in the Shire?
GANDALF:
I would not, could not, by the fire.
I would not, could not, in the Shire.
FRODO:
Would you, could you, in a tree?
Would you, on the road to Bree?
Would you, with an orc or troll?
Would you, in a hobbit-hole?
GANDALF:
I would not, could not, in a tree.
I would not, on the road to Bree.
I would not, with an orc or troll.
I would not, in a hobbit-hole.
I will not take It here or there,
I will not take It anywhere!
For It is bad. It’s as you say.
You’ll have to take that Ring away
And throw it in the Cracks of Doom!
FRODO:
I’ll need a friend. But who, or whom?
(Gandalf produces Sam, who has been spying)
SAM:
Oh, Master! Master! Sam is here!
He’ll wash me down with beer, I fear!
I do not wish to be a pie!
GANDALF:
I will not eat you, little spy!
But I will send you far away.
You both will go away today.
You’ll go to Bree. A man is there.
The man looks foul. The man feels fair.
He’ll lead you both, if all goes well,
To meet the elves in Rivendell.
SAM:
Oh, Master! We will meet the elves!
We’ll get to meet the elves ourselves
And hear them sing their elven songs!
We’ll hear them bong their elven-gongs
And strum their elven loola-lutes!
They’ll hoot their elven hooty-toots!
GANDALF:
I hope you'll hear those loola-lutes
And hear the hoots of hooty-toots!
But go with care. To be a pie
Is better than to meet the Eye!
The Eye is mean. The Eye is red.
He rules nine Riders. They are dead.
They’ll try to make you dead, as well.
But will they catch you? Time will tell!
FRODO:
Oh, dear! Oh, dear! This is a mess!
We’ll have to fix this mess, I guess.
So we will go, just Sam and me.
And what will happen? We will see!
(Fade)
I prefer to go back to sleep, honestly
That aside... As strange as it sounds I like to take tests early in the morning. Obviously that can't be the very first thing I do, but when I get to school and have one first period... It's exactly what I need to wake me up after a week of averaging 3 hours of sleep a night.
I like all those things on different days.
Variety is the spice of life. 
I can not believe Bacon is not an option
i mean its bacon, how can you forget bacon.
Steak and Eggs! *NM*
Coffee. *NM*
Tea and a book! *NM*
Coffe and more coffee *NM*
Cereal or toast
but cereal takes less effort. 
Alcohol
Probably because I eat so healthy the majority of the time, I love the occassional indulgence in a champagne brunch.
Nothing and other...
Some mornings I like a glass of chocolate milk and other mornings I just look forward to going back to bed!!!
Other: (see inside the message)
start by lighting a cigarette, then head to drain the bladder.
Pour a cup of fresh hot coffee, finish cigarette then smoke a joint or a bowl of nice green non-sleepy bud (sleepy weed first thing in the morning really ruins the day!). After smoking that, take a nice hot shower and get dressed and head out to enjoy the wonderful day!
Yeah, sure weed is illegal, but MOST people around the world do not seem to see any reason it should be a crime to smoke it. I predict it will be decriminalized in the US by 2020, maybe 2025. At least for medical use if not any use. So yeah, I have no concern admitting I smoke the stuff. I don't drink alcohol which IS a dangerous substance that causes problems.
Personally, I think MORE people should smoke weed, less likelihood of violence and such societal ills if that were the case. No, not advocating people get high before operating heavy machinery or performing surgery or such. Common sense should be used. But the idea of everyone getting a certain amount of daily THC intake would cause the world to be a better more loving place.
VIVA MARIA JUANITA!!!
Pour a cup of fresh hot coffee, finish cigarette then smoke a joint or a bowl of nice green non-sleepy bud (sleepy weed first thing in the morning really ruins the day!). After smoking that, take a nice hot shower and get dressed and head out to enjoy the wonderful day!
Yeah, sure weed is illegal, but MOST people around the world do not seem to see any reason it should be a crime to smoke it. I predict it will be decriminalized in the US by 2020, maybe 2025. At least for medical use if not any use. So yeah, I have no concern admitting I smoke the stuff. I don't drink alcohol which IS a dangerous substance that causes problems.
Personally, I think MORE people should smoke weed, less likelihood of violence and such societal ills if that were the case. No, not advocating people get high before operating heavy machinery or performing surgery or such. Common sense should be used. But the idea of everyone getting a certain amount of daily THC intake would cause the world to be a better more loving place.
VIVA MARIA JUANITA!!!