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In related news, I shouted at the movie screen when a Black Panther preview came on Cannoli Send a noteboard - 13/11/2017 11:57:58 PM

It was the one that starts with Claw (Andy Serkis) & Ross (Martin Freeman) in an interrogation room, and I yelled "He's got a ring in his pocket!" My mother (I took her to see Thor 3) did that thing where she tries to remonstrate with me while suppressing laughter through her nose.

This is sort of my new fun mental exercise - describing movie plots, only substituting other sci-fi/fantasy/superhero characters the actors have played. So Black Panther is really about Bilbo Baggins questioning Gollum about a country ruled by Jackie Robinson, who has Michonne & Maz Canata as bodyguards, and Johnny Storm for an arch-nemesis. I am assuming. Justice League is about Daredevil & Giselle recruiting Khal Drogo and some other guys with the help of Simon Gruber, to honor Duke Charles Brandon's memory.

The ease of this game probably says something rather creepy about the state of popular entertainment.

Cannoli
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What would you have them make instead? - 13/11/2017 11:47:34 PM 883 Views
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Fear is the Mindkiller. - 14/11/2017 10:03:20 PM 899 Views
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Nothing wrong with sentiment. - 14/11/2017 07:35:01 PM 898 Views
Threadjacks in order to produce flexibility. American Gods 2017 next? Or should I wait and watch - 14/11/2017 07:44:04 PM 909 Views
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Clips your Mookie card, only 7 more Mookies till you get a free Sub Sandwhich - 14/11/2017 10:02:39 PM 860 Views
A Mook sandwich would be tastier. - 14/11/2017 10:05:24 PM 901 Views
Please not be Mayo! *NM* - 14/11/2017 11:21:34 PM 528 Views
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Shame - 14/11/2017 07:34:25 PM 843 Views
Literatedog likes it too. - 14/11/2017 07:36:49 PM 857 Views
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Almost every recent breakout hit was a sequel - 14/11/2017 03:25:20 PM 977 Views
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I haven't seen anything about Frodo. - 13/11/2017 11:49:50 PM 839 Views
The first paragraph of the article you linked - 14/11/2017 02:04:13 AM 918 Views
Yeah, I see that now. Sloppy journalism. - 14/11/2017 12:20:32 PM 880 Views
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In related news, I shouted at the movie screen when a Black Panther preview came on - 13/11/2017 11:57:58 PM 971 Views
So essentially, - 14/11/2017 12:24:29 PM 840 Views
possible theme music - 14/11/2017 07:34:26 PM 877 Views
I feel I should know this. - 14/11/2017 10:06:09 PM 863 Views
You got it - 14/11/2017 11:39:46 PM 795 Views
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Nicely done *NM* - 15/11/2017 04:35:57 AM 481 Views
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I have to admit to being worried. - 15/11/2017 08:46:57 AM 1481 Views
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Hmm, not sure what to think of this! - 17/11/2017 02:00:36 AM 900 Views
So will tens of millions of other people. - 17/11/2017 01:50:36 PM 834 Views

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