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MacGregor!!! Tom Send a noteboard - 14/11/2017 01:49:56 AM

It reminds me of a wonderful joke:

A man stops his car by a particularly beautiful view of one of the many lochs of Scotland. Nearby, he sees a pub and walks in, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a beer and he remarks that the pub is absolutely beautiful, but for some reason empty, and asks why.

The bartender replies, "I'm MacGregor and this is my pub. I built it with my own hands. I personally finished all the woodwork here in this room. But do they call me MacGregor the builder? Nae. See the dock out there that goes to the loch? I quarried the stone with my own hands and sank the pilings into the loch. But do they call me MacGregor the stoneworker? Nae. But let me tell you this...you fuck one goat..."

Political correctness is the pettiest form of casuistry.

ἡ δὲ κἀκ τριῶν τρυπημάτων ἐργαζομένη ἐνεκάλει τῇ φύσει, δυσφορουμένη, ὅτι δὴ μὴ καὶ τοὺς τιτθοὺς αὐτῇ εὐρύτερον ἢ νῦν εἰσι τρυπώη, ὅπως καὶ ἄλλην ἐνταῦθα μίξιν ἐπιτεχνᾶσθαι δυνατὴ εἴη. – Procopius

Ummaka qinnassa nīk!

*MySmiley*
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which half was naked? *NM* - 10/11/2017 11:55:47 PM 535 Views
Big-busted blond wearing ONLY overalls. - 11/11/2017 12:04:59 AM 834 Views
pics? *NM* - 11/11/2017 12:06:01 AM 501 Views
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A question - 11/11/2017 12:28:22 AM 771 Views
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Primary? - 11/11/2017 08:17:50 PM 921 Views
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MacGregor!!! - 14/11/2017 01:49:56 AM 770 Views
Hahahahaha. *NM* - 14/11/2017 05:36:50 PM 427 Views
You're amusing - 14/11/2017 01:44:10 AM 766 Views
Sold they adjust your meds again? *NM* - 14/11/2017 02:10:09 AM 446 Views
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Not sure you know what the word irony is - 17/11/2017 09:39:58 AM 709 Views
You are the one who made this joke about agency - 17/11/2017 08:32:48 PM 753 Views
It looks like the evidence is mounting, what with the mall ban and the yearbook. *NM* - 14/11/2017 05:02:30 AM 440 Views
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