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That child would get an apple on Halloween. The Shrike Send a noteboard - 22/01/2018 05:26:03 PM

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The one that follows the kid around all day as she ventures here and there doing whatever on her iPad. At the end she is laying on the ground in her front yard, typing away as the lady who lives next door comes outside and says hi. The woman asks, "what are you doing on your computer?" The kid replies, "what's a computer?"

This pisses me off every time it comes on. Yes it's oh so very clever, kids today grow up using tablets and phones as their digital devices of choice. But what's a computer? Like she never heard the word before and is totally confused by it? Really?

In a perfect world the adult neighbor talking to the kid would respond by saying something to the effect of, "Really? You know damn well what a computer is, smart ass bitch."


I thought you loved Apple products? Whats that, you want Snickers?

/me Snickers. There's a snicker for you. Now get off my lawn!

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