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Your first mistake was liking or hating a tv commercial Roland00 Send a noteboard - 22/01/2018 05:53:32 PM

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The one that follows the kid around all day as she ventures here and there doing whatever on her iPad. At the end she is laying on the ground in her front yard, typing away as the lady who lives next door comes outside and says hi. The woman asks, "what are you doing on your computer?" The kid replies, "what's a computer?"

This pisses me off every time it comes on. Yes it's oh so very clever, kids today grow up using tablets and phones as their digital devices of choice. But what's a computer? Like she never heard the word before and is totally confused by it? Really?

In a perfect world the adult neighbor talking to the kid would respond by saying something to the effect of, "Really? You know damn well what a computer is, smart ass bitch."


You let the mind virus into your system, influencing your decisions of what to like and not like...the advertising it got you

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"Serenity now! Serenity now!"
——"What is that?"
"The doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to say 'serenity now!'"
——"Are you supposed to yell it?"
"The man on the tape wasn't specific."

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Is there a more irritating commercial on TV than the iPad Pro commercial? damookster - 22/01/2018 04:04:15 PM 730 Views
And then you turn the hose on.... *NM* Jeordam - 22/01/2018 05:13:50 PM 247 Views
good call *NM* damookster - 22/01/2018 05:42:26 PM 259 Views
That child would get an apple on Halloween. The Shrike - 22/01/2018 05:26:03 PM 450 Views
damn right damookster - 22/01/2018 05:41:54 PM 395 Views
Your first mistake was liking or hating a tv commercial Roland00 - 22/01/2018 05:53:32 PM 459 Views
Serenity my ass damookster - 22/01/2018 06:05:54 PM 461 Views
So you like being a thunderstorm? Roland00 - 22/01/2018 06:36:27 PM 421 Views
I love Flight of the Valkyries damookster - 22/01/2018 06:41:27 PM 352 Views
Thunderstorms are great Roland00 - 22/01/2018 06:48:14 PM 421 Views
I present you with this commercial. Tell me you don't like it The Shrike - 22/01/2018 06:32:43 PM 553 Views
*NM* damookster - 22/01/2018 06:38:36 PM 233 Views
I liked that commercial Roland00 - 22/01/2018 06:40:49 PM 391 Views
Advertising is your friend. The Shrike - 22/01/2018 07:52:23 PM 393 Views
Advertising is the difference between an invited party guest and an uninvited one. Roland00 - 22/01/2018 08:06:15 PM 401 Views
No... damookster - 22/01/2018 08:28:54 PM 403 Views
Is advertising the drunk relative at the family gathering? *NM* Roland00 - 22/01/2018 08:49:03 PM 219 Views
Yes. Yes it is. *NM* damookster - 23/01/2018 07:10:49 PM 207 Views
Yeah, that little bitch annoys the shit out of me! *NM* LiterateDog - 22/01/2018 06:19:06 PM 252 Views
true dat! damookster - 22/01/2018 06:39:14 PM 433 Views
She annoys me as presented Tom - 22/01/2018 07:19:19 PM 505 Views
Microsoft does the same thing with their Surface ads damookster - 22/01/2018 08:25:01 PM 490 Views
I haven't seen those ads. Or this one, honestly. I don't watch TV. Tom - 25/01/2018 01:46:28 AM 399 Views
Yes! kazetaran - 23/01/2018 12:39:20 AM 637 Views
She wouldn't ignore him. random thoughts - 23/01/2018 11:44:35 AM 418 Views
Any "Truth" commercial. They actively make me want to start smoking. *NM* TyrReborn - 22/01/2018 11:34:59 PM 229 Views
She's cute! too bad it's Apple *NM* kazetaran - 23/01/2018 12:34:48 AM 372 Views
She's much too irritating to be considered cute. *NM* damookster - 25/01/2018 04:32:17 PM 254 Views
She also seems... "proto" hipster to me. Which is annoying in and of itself. *NM* LiterateDog - 25/01/2018 07:42:06 PM 288 Views
A hipster in training? A hipster padawan? Yes that is annoying. *NM* damookster - 25/01/2018 08:39:49 PM 255 Views
Is she a proto-hipster? Tom - 26/01/2018 04:12:25 AM 410 Views
Hipsters love Apple random thoughts - 26/01/2018 02:55:13 PM 413 Views
Yeah, there is that Tom - 26/01/2018 04:01:34 PM 382 Views
cultish love is probably the defining trait of hipsters random thoughts - 26/01/2018 06:12:00 PM 369 Views
more than skinny jeans, Eurotrash beards, and fruit infused double IPA craft beers? *NM* damookster - 26/01/2018 11:11:43 PM 202 Views
How can you hate this face? Links picture to a hipster Roland00 - 29/01/2018 08:48:28 PM 506 Views
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