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The googles say: aerocontrols Send a noteboard - 16/02/2018 07:44:53 PM

dad joke

noun informal

an unoriginal or unfunny joke of a type supposedly told by middle-aged or older men.

"he makes a lot of corny dad jokes"


I tell the flavor of dad joke you told all the time: Kid asks a question, I respond with a literal answer that gives them no information:

Q "What's on TV tonight"

A "News, sports, movies... that sort of thing. Lots of commercials."

It's important that after they roll their eyes, you keep going, pretending to be helpful.

A "There may be some cartoons on the Cartoon Network"

Hollywood has the best moral compass, because it has compassion.
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