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All of a sudden it seems fashionable to be concerned about the "opioid addiction epidemic" Cannoli Send a noteboard - 22/02/2018 11:40:07 PM

It's like in just the last couple of years, suddenly people have been talking about it, and my lame duck governor was cutting public service commercials and there are informational posters in public facilities everywhere.

I think we should take a page from the gun control lobby. If opioids are so dangerous, why don't we simply treat them like weapons, and follow the anti-gun activits' prescription for a safer society?

First, we should outlaw the use of the more dangerous ones outright, like heroin. Heroin is the assault rifle of opioids. No excuse, just flat-out make it illegal. Other opioids, like morphine, which have legitimate uses in society, in the hands of officially sanctioned professionals, should be left to the exclusive use of medical professionals to prescribe. It should be illegal to obtain or use them with a physician's prescription.

Since there are other dangerous drugs besides opioids, maybe we should expand these restrictions to other narcotics and stimulants as well, if they are sufficiently dangerous.

There you have it! Follow these simple rules, and the opioid crisis will be as extinct as gun violence will be, once we subscribe to the disarmament lobby's demands!

Cannoli
“Tolerance is the virtue of the man without convictions.” GK Chesteron
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All of a sudden it seems fashionable to be concerned about the "opioid addiction epidemic" - 22/02/2018 11:40:07 PM 908 Views
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Keep dreaming on that one. The Second Amendment will be impossible to remove. *NM* - 23/02/2018 01:44:26 AM 277 Views
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You clearly know nothing about law in the US, or about gun owners. *NM* - 23/02/2018 06:12:21 AM 192 Views
Go and buy a machine gun and then say that. - 23/02/2018 11:09:07 AM 425 Views
Mary, - 23/02/2018 05:49:03 PM 481 Views
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You do realise that you are repeating my argument back at me? - 26/02/2018 04:45:55 PM 441 Views
No, I am not. - 27/02/2018 12:34:16 AM 398 Views
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Go buy an automatic weapon or a short barreled rifle. - 23/02/2018 11:06:04 AM 409 Views
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True, but a second term would make it a certainty. *NM* - 25/02/2018 12:31:43 AM 198 Views
Watching the 1st amendment die has certainly been painful. *NM* - 23/02/2018 03:07:54 PM 196 Views
Prohibition works. At least we know that. *NM* - 23/02/2018 02:51:32 PM 213 Views
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I know, just when it was starting to work!!! - 24/02/2018 02:53:49 PM 419 Views
By that argument you shouldn't have Plunger since it won't fix the frig *NM* - 23/02/2018 05:33:14 PM 256 Views
I don't give a shit about the opioid epidemic. - 25/02/2018 10:44:50 PM 481 Views
*NM* - 26/02/2018 08:36:11 PM 198 Views
Ha. First time I get your schtick. I can dig it. *NM* - 28/02/2018 04:27:29 AM 264 Views

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