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I heard chickens grow their gall bladder because they hate being cooped up AgentApple Send a noteboard - 21/03/2018 08:12:39 AM

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I think most of the dysfunction in larger offices can be chalked up to that. I hate my job, so I'm happy to clog the drain because I don't hate my job enough to want to get fired, but I still want to get back at them, so I do so in little, obnoxious ways.

It's sort of like, say, when you know you're going to quit so you go into the men's room and piss all around the stall, everywhere but in the toilet, making sure to soak the toilet paper roll thoroughly. Not that I'm saying anyone would ever do that. Just...hypothetically.


I guess the chickens can't even be passive aggressive about it.

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Yes. damookster - 12/03/2018 08:26:41 PM 612 Views
Oh brother. Sareitha Sedai - 12/03/2018 08:42:17 PM 630 Views
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Did that years ago damookster - 14/03/2018 12:59:37 PM 527 Views
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I'll go along with that. *NM* damookster - 14/03/2018 01:42:43 PM 274 Views
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Hehe, good choice of "verb" let mookie ream him for as long as mookie wants. Roland00 - 16/03/2018 05:13:43 AM 600 Views
*NM* damookster - 16/03/2018 02:33:56 PM 259 Views
Just a reminder you started this rant talking about and I quote "[...] entitled assholes " Roland00 - 16/03/2018 04:13:12 PM 465 Views
I'm Italian... damookster - 16/03/2018 05:29:28 PM 487 Views
Who's That Knocking at My Door? Roland00 - 16/03/2018 09:48:55 PM 683 Views
are you insulting me? damookster - 17/03/2018 01:07:41 AM 538 Views
The Tao of Mookie *NM* Roland00 - 17/03/2018 03:18:03 AM 294 Views
Probably passive-aggressive behavior by people who hate their jobs. Tom - 16/03/2018 03:00:22 PM 592 Views
Could be part of it damookster - 16/03/2018 05:45:04 PM 481 Views
I heard chickens grow their gall bladder because they hate being cooped up AgentApple - 21/03/2018 08:12:39 AM 533 Views
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