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Why? damookster Send a noteboard - 16/07/2018 08:32:55 PM

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So I ask of you why does Ranch Dressing exist? I can not think of any food it enhances.

Because as Einstein said, "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

Ranch dressing: proof of an Einstein hypothesis.

Mook

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Screw politics. Let's get back to something far more important: Pizza! EDIT to add link damookster - 16/07/2018 02:55:01 PM 949 Views
Aside from aesthetic considerations Tom - 16/07/2018 04:05:38 PM 615 Views
Not a dressing guy aerocontrols - 16/07/2018 04:19:22 PM 568 Views
you are confusing me with others damookster - 16/07/2018 05:00:49 PM 597 Views
It IS the water. Literatedog agrees. The Shrike - 17/07/2018 01:02:39 PM 605 Views
Something something ... I live for Drama Roland00 - 17/07/2018 05:56:51 PM 609 Views
Odd...I always thought it was the rats. *NM* Tom - 17/07/2018 09:12:00 PM 299 Views
I love Hawaiian pizza. I have friends who do ranch on pizza. They are gross. *NM* TyrReborn - 16/07/2018 05:32:49 PM 286 Views
Yes. They are. damookster - 16/07/2018 06:05:55 PM 568 Views
Don't think I've ever seen that around here. Legolas - 16/07/2018 06:58:22 PM 576 Views
Them's fightin' words. jh - 05/08/2018 08:27:48 PM 664 Views
I had wonderful bar food this week Roland00 - 16/07/2018 08:26:45 PM 557 Views
Why? damookster - 16/07/2018 08:32:55 PM 566 Views
Well aerocontrols - 16/07/2018 09:17:48 PM 591 Views
To my understanding she does not like "grass" Roland00 - 16/07/2018 09:54:19 PM 560 Views
The Ranch is in Hidden Valley to keep it safe from you all! *NM* aerocontrols - 16/07/2018 09:18:29 PM 246 Views
So Pizza.... Jeordam - 16/07/2018 11:53:07 PM 588 Views
Libertarian you're not, nope you are a capitalist swine *NM* Roland00 - 17/07/2018 01:01:09 AM 268 Views
Roland is absolutely correct. damookster - 17/07/2018 01:15:21 AM 591 Views
Pineapple is great on pizza, and ranch dressing is good on just about everything. *NM* Dunstan - 17/07/2018 08:25:16 AM 285 Views
I neither support nor decry pineapple on pizza. Or ranch on pizza. The Shrike - 17/07/2018 01:02:16 PM 592 Views
Should someones health insurance premiums go up if they use Ranch Dressing? Roland00 - 17/07/2018 05:58:14 PM 554 Views
Ah, sounds gross. Don't let it near me *NM* AgentApple - 17/07/2018 02:31:03 PM 286 Views
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