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Whenever they want you to shut up: "I hear you, but let's pivot to a different topic."
Whenever they want you to shut up: "I hear you, but let's pivot to a different topic."
Bitch, you don't hear shit. You just want to placate me. GDIAF.
...(Pivots to another reference.)
What is the saying from Seinfeld? Serenity Now means Insanity Later!
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Mookie just scream "Hoochie Mama" whenever someone tries to invade your space, that is the ticket you need to take 
Starting next week, our office in Shelton, Connecticut is going "fully agile"
- 01/08/2019 10:14:37 PM
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Fully agile? Try fully asshole.
- 02/08/2019 12:32:54 PM
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"fully agile" vs. "futile agility"
- 02/08/2019 04:08:41 PM
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The amusing part is that our "fully agile" space has already been divided into neighborhoods
- 02/08/2019 04:17:24 PM
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Do they provide good coffee, or is it burnt?
- 02/08/2019 04:34:50 PM
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Hopefully it will be good
- 02/08/2019 04:56:36 PM
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I would hate that. HATE.
- 02/08/2019 05:28:40 PM
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Hm. I'd hate that too, but I wouldn't want cubicles for everyone either...
- 02/08/2019 06:07:00 PM
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Teases Mookie by posting something the complete opposite of his future work situation.
- 02/08/2019 07:43:29 PM
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I wouldn't mind living in one of those barrels! *NM*
- 02/08/2019 07:55:00 PM
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Exactly Barrel Home, Dog, Sexy Man, Vodka, my list for things to create a Paradise is not that long! *NM*
- 02/08/2019 08:19:20 PM
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I have my own office now. Sometimes a law clerk comes and shares it with me.
- 04/08/2019 08:27:54 AM
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Very nice.
- 05/08/2019 03:01:22 PM
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I'm pretty sure the desks are composite ply. Also I get paid minimum wage.
- 06/08/2019 11:51:20 PM
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- 06/08/2019 11:51:20 PM
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Not government issue gray steel?
- 07/08/2019 01:57:28 AM
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Ah, I'm already private practice. And high powered! Just not high priced.
- 07/08/2019 04:32:31 AM
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Yuck. I suggest noise cancelling headphones.
- 04/08/2019 03:11:20 PM
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I will be ordering from Amazon. Today. *NM*
- 05/08/2019 03:02:36 PM
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How are they? *NM*
- 08/08/2019 03:31:22 PM
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Excellent! For conference calls as well as music. Good recommendation! *NM*
- 08/08/2019 03:36:57 PM
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Which of the two colors did you pick? *NM*
- 08/08/2019 11:26:50 PM
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Silver *NM*
- 09/08/2019 01:47:30 AM
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Congrats, I am jealous of the hardware but not of the situation that requires this...
- 09/08/2019 02:15:43 AM
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Thank you. Tomorrow most will either work from home or leave early. It should be a splendid day. *NM*
- 09/08/2019 02:25:29 AM
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Awesome! I'm glad they're helping. I agree that it's criminal that you need to spend to get quiet. *NM*
- 09/08/2019 08:16:55 PM
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We started today. It sucks every bit as badly as I anticipated.
- 05/08/2019 02:54:33 PM
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- 05/08/2019 02:54:33 PM
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Counterproductive is the New Alternate Path Synergy
- 05/08/2019 05:33:00 PM
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Re: Counterproductive is the New Alternate Path Synergy
- 05/08/2019 06:13:57 PM
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Ugh @ these consultants
- 05/08/2019 06:51:50 PM
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Be the Leaf LiterateDog
- 05/08/2019 07:30:35 PM
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Yes.....I would love to get some of that sweet sweet Consultant money. *NM*
- 05/08/2019 07:11:18 PM
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*NM*