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we also make lots of different hand lotions damookster Send a noteboard - 05/11/2019 02:04:45 AM

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Vaseline has that weird chemically smell.

One of my friends in High School said his mother always warned him that there were parties where the kids got out Crisco, and it was Satan's work (he was Southern Baptist, or rather, his family was).


After all, the typical Pornhub viewer’s sex partner is his hand. Which is also Satan’s work.

Mook

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So in a news story from Saturday, two companies were called out... damookster - 04/11/2019 06:10:47 PM 379 Views
I thought Crisco was what trailer trash used in place of KY Tom - 04/11/2019 10:30:29 PM 293 Views
we also make lots of different hand lotions damookster - 05/11/2019 02:04:45 AM 292 Views
Who was the other company, Gushers? *NM* Roland00 - 04/11/2019 11:43:57 PM 124 Views
My former boss always used to say that you guys were the marketing kings... Legolas - 05/11/2019 06:31:04 PM 293 Views
Our corporate media relations VP was aghast damookster - 05/11/2019 06:37:11 PM 294 Views
Called out by whom ? *NM* AgentApple - 06/11/2019 10:34:01 AM 120 Views
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