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I grow ever more thankful I didn't watch beyond the first episode. *NM* LiterateDog Send a noteboard - 06/12/2021 02:36:26 AM

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Moiraine saying the Borderlands funeral blessing? And what's the deal with burying everyone in a circle in shallow graves?

So many invented rituals, so many invented scenes. This is how you compress the story, by leaving out so much from the books and instead creating your own new filler? Why?

Why would a warder have to pray to escape Ishamael's notice? Their Aes Sedai shield their dreams! It's such bullshit. The religion, such as it is, of TWOT lacks any pomp and/or ritual. That was one of the defining characteristics of Jordan's worldbuilding.

I did kind of like Loial but he doesn't look anywhere near 10 feet tall. Plus him assuming Rand was Aiel and not commenting at all on the sword is as ridiculous as you stated.

I have been watching for the gratuitous pleasure received from hurling invective at the TV screen. That pleasure is receding. I'm going to try and finish this season - only three more episodes to suffer through - but after that I'm probably done.


"I'll blow whomever I want, whenever I want, as long as I can still breathe and kneel."
-Samantha Jones, SatC
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I grow ever more thankful I didn't watch beyond the first episode. *NM* LiterateDog - 06/12/2021 02:36:26 AM 314 Views
But it's fun to watch and criticize! *NM* Anonymous2000 - 06/12/2021 03:13:06 AM 396 Views
I cannot understand any of you. LiterateDog - 07/12/2021 05:05:39 AM 590 Views
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Fair point *NM* Tom - 08/12/2021 03:28:18 PM 293 Views
Not really, no. LiterateDog - 08/12/2021 04:37:11 AM 566 Views
Once again, you have taken a conversation down an unexpected and disturbing path damookster - 08/12/2021 03:15:35 PM 563 Views
That's my M.O.! LiterateDog - 08/12/2021 03:31:45 PM 516 Views
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As if it wasn't already difficult to get these images out of my head. *NM* damookster - 08/12/2021 05:02:38 PM 330 Views
Great, just encourage him *NM* damookster - 08/12/2021 05:01:29 PM 336 Views
For once I'm more critical than you... well, on one point, anyway. Legolas - 03/12/2021 01:45:30 PM 577 Views
Wait wait wait Tom - 03/12/2021 01:49:47 PM 589 Views
You're not wrong damookster - 03/12/2021 02:10:19 PM 662 Views
WOTmaniacs, you are going to love this episode Narg - 03/12/2021 05:26:35 PM 628 Views
Narg, stay. Narg smart. *NM* Cannoli - 03/12/2021 08:31:00 PM 346 Views
Add Loial to the list of characters done wrong aerocontrols - 03/12/2021 09:04:09 PM 610 Views
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That was just my speculation aerocontrols - 04/12/2021 04:05:00 AM 659 Views
It's a rumour that's been going around - and it wasn't a criticism, it'd be a good move really. Legolas - 04/12/2021 12:52:21 PM 565 Views
You know what annoyed me? Floffe - 03/12/2021 10:35:48 PM 626 Views
Ummm... fionwe1987 - 03/12/2021 10:58:35 PM 566 Views
Nearly everything about the Whitecloaks is fatuous nonsense damookster - 03/12/2021 11:16:56 PM 599 Views
In concept... fionwe1987 - 03/12/2021 11:56:57 PM 607 Views
It's sort of doing this... Cannoli - 04/12/2021 07:39:08 AM 660 Views
Re: Valda damookster - 04/12/2021 05:04:18 PM 603 Views
Surely he's not dead? Just wounded, humiliated and out for revenge... Legolas - 04/12/2021 08:34:33 PM 589 Views
He should bleed out right? damookster - 04/12/2021 08:48:14 PM 598 Views
For story reasons, I doubt it. aerocontrols - 04/12/2021 09:48:44 PM 583 Views
Exactly. Rule number one of TV: if they don't die on screen, they're not dead. *NM* Legolas - 04/12/2021 10:04:51 PM 317 Views
Yeah, you're sadly right. Legolas - 04/12/2021 12:40:06 PM 555 Views
That episode was as pointless as Crossroads of Twilight! Anonymous2000 - 06/12/2021 03:12:28 AM 560 Views
Re: "Wheel of Time" Episode 5 Zalvera - 31/01/2022 09:44:49 AM 747 Views
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