Three contractors are requested to submit bids to repair a damaged section of the White House fence.
The first contractor takes careful measurements, does some calculations on his tablet, and says,
“I can do this for $3,500. $1,400 for materials, $1,500 to pay my crew, and $600 for me.”
The second contractor takes his measurements and then after calculations says, “I can do the job for $3,000 - $1,300 for materials, $1,300 hundred for labor and $400 for me.”
The third contractor immediately quotes, $5,000.
The White House official takes him aside and says, “how do you justify that?”
He replies, “A grand for you, a grand for me and we hire contractor 2 to do the work.”
Who do you suppose wins the contract?
Mook
*MySmiley*
"Bustin' makes me feel good!"
Ghostbusters, by Ray Parker Jr.
*MySmiley*
"Bustin' makes me feel good!"
Ghostbusters, by Ray Parker Jr.
A joke… or is it?
- 30/09/2023 07:30:29 PM
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Ummm... submit a FOIA request?
- 30/09/2023 09:27:42 PM
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Re: Ummm... submit a FOIA request?
- 30/09/2023 09:36:50 PM
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Actually, that isn't true...
- 30/09/2023 09:53:31 PM
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True, Asia has thousands of years more experience than the USA *NM*
- 30/09/2023 10:36:52 PM
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5k how about Ok 
*NM*
- 02/10/2023 05:48:37 AM
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*NM*
- 02/10/2023 05:48:37 AM
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Re: 5k how about Ok
- 02/10/2023 02:26:46 PM
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- 02/10/2023 02:26:46 PM
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