I'm pretty sure this is part of Brandon Sanderson's master plan to make humanity's culture so awesome that when we finally meet some aliens, they'll be so impressed that they will give everyone free alien-cake.
Beetnemesis in a review
from Regarding Brandon Sanderson's The Way of Kings by Beetnemesis
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