You bring up good points about Hollywood's idiocy generally. I don't disagree.
Tom Send a noteboard - 08/05/2010 02:12:10 PM
I do disagree with your statement that "about anyone who isn't black could pass for some kind of 'Russian'". There is a much larger degree of homogeneity in the Russian Federation than in the US or many Western countries (though yes, there are some black people and half-black people in Russia, mostly children of students from African countries who stayed in the Soviet Union after studying there, some of whom married Russians, Ukrainians, et al.).
Of course, James Caan doesn't play an Italian (as your signature states - I'm sort of confused why you would say he was). I think that to some extent, some of the roles for Americans tend to work because Americans are such a mixed bunch that you can have someone with a Polish last name who looks Italian, or an Irish last name who looks Swedish, etc.
For the record, it pisses the Hell out of me that the tanks in Patton were almost exclusively Pershing and (ironically) Patton tanks. When I was 10 I loved the movie but as I read more about World War II and started trying to identify the tanks, I realized something was wrong.
Finally, why would illicit passport deals be brokered in a shady alley in the first place? Some minor government bureaucrat would invite people into his office (or a restaurant) and do it by the light of day. Corruption is a major problem in Russia, and the lack of any interest in doing anything about it is evidenced by how brazenly it is done.
Of course, James Caan doesn't play an Italian (as your signature states - I'm sort of confused why you would say he was). I think that to some extent, some of the roles for Americans tend to work because Americans are such a mixed bunch that you can have someone with a Polish last name who looks Italian, or an Irish last name who looks Swedish, etc.
For the record, it pisses the Hell out of me that the tanks in Patton were almost exclusively Pershing and (ironically) Patton tanks. When I was 10 I loved the movie but as I read more about World War II and started trying to identify the tanks, I realized something was wrong.
Finally, why would illicit passport deals be brokered in a shady alley in the first place? Some minor government bureaucrat would invite people into his office (or a restaurant) and do it by the light of day. Corruption is a major problem in Russia, and the lack of any interest in doing anything about it is evidenced by how brazenly it is done.
Political correctness is the pettiest form of casuistry.
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Iron Man 2 discussion thread
05/05/2010 03:29:07 PM
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Perpetuates Hollywood's complete idiocy with respect to anything Russian.
07/05/2010 06:28:12 PM
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I don't imagine I need to tell you they do the same with most other cultures. *NM*
08/05/2010 01:03:22 AM
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I know. On the other hand, as movies become more global they should improve on that.
08/05/2010 04:32:09 AM
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Why don't they just do like Team America and Durka Durka their way through the language. *NM*
09/05/2010 05:56:14 PM
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Hollywood? Her character was named and introduced in Tales of Suspense in 1964.
08/05/2010 02:18:49 AM
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Yeah, because Hollywood invented Vanko, Natasha, and Chekhov.
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08/05/2010 04:39:37 AM
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Re: Perpetuates Hollywood's complete idiocy with respect to anything Russian.
08/05/2010 11:55:57 AM
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You bring up good points about Hollywood's idiocy generally. I don't disagree.
08/05/2010 02:12:10 PM
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Re: You bring up good points about Hollywood's idiocy generally. I don't disagree.
31/05/2010 07:08:36 AM
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insert Arab or Muslim where you have Russian and then you know how i feel. *NM*
11/05/2010 05:33:04 AM
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Or insert German and replace everything else in the rant with "they are Nazis!!!!111!!!1"
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05/06/2010 02:24:26 AM
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Re: Perpetuates Hollywood's complete idiocy with respect to anything Russian.
21/05/2010 06:41:04 PM
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Stupid villains. Really, really stupid villains.
08/05/2010 05:21:45 AM
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This was the same villain pattern as Batman 2
08/05/2010 11:20:53 AM
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Batman Returns or The Dark Knight?
08/05/2010 09:20:24 PM
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Re: Stupid villains. Really, really stupid villains.
09/05/2010 04:41:49 PM
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I didn't really mind Vanko wanting Stark dead, although it was pretty silly.
09/05/2010 05:29:32 PM
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