I thought the disparate power levels were unintentionally hilarious (spoilers)
beetnemesis Send a noteboard - 07/05/2012 03:14:34 PM
"Iron Man! You set up a perimeter around the entire island of Manhattan!"
"Thor! You channel the destructive power of the elements to single-handedly hold back an invading force!"
"Hulk! You go take down enemy dragon things with your bare hands!"
"Captain America and Black Widow! Um... you can just sort of stand on the ground and kill a few guys, I guess?"
Like, I appreciate that they tried to give them something to do (Cap helping to save civilians, Black Widow shutting down the portal), but it's still funny, to the point where I honestly expected the fact that Loki's staff was on the ground a few floors down was going to become a plot point!
"Argh, if only I could fly! IRON MAN! Quick, can you come get that for me?"
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Yeah, the fact that everyone was using pistols was kind of ridiculous. Black Widow and Nick Fury both had these tiny little pea shooters that I don't think really accomplished anything in the entire movie.
Hawkeye (did they ever actually call him that in the movie?) did some good damage at the end, but you're right, a good rifle could have done as much.
"Thor! You channel the destructive power of the elements to single-handedly hold back an invading force!"
"Hulk! You go take down enemy dragon things with your bare hands!"
"Captain America and Black Widow! Um... you can just sort of stand on the ground and kill a few guys, I guess?"
Like, I appreciate that they tried to give them something to do (Cap helping to save civilians, Black Widow shutting down the portal), but it's still funny, to the point where I honestly expected the fact that Loki's staff was on the ground a few floors down was going to become a plot point!
"Argh, if only I could fly! IRON MAN! Quick, can you come get that for me?"
___
Yeah, the fact that everyone was using pistols was kind of ridiculous. Black Widow and Nick Fury both had these tiny little pea shooters that I don't think really accomplished anything in the entire movie.
Hawkeye (did they ever actually call him that in the movie?) did some good damage at the end, but you're right, a good rifle could have done as much.
I amuse myself.
I'm pleased to report The Avengers offered both entertainment AND justification (spoilers seperated)
- 05/05/2012 04:33:39 AM
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Spoilers about archery, aircraft carriers etc
- 05/05/2012 04:34:45 AM
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Re: Spoilers about archery, aircraft carriers etc
- 05/05/2012 08:29:33 AM
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The Heli-Carrier is well established in the Marvel Universe as S.H.I.E.L.D.'s base of operations.
- 05/05/2012 12:12:57 PM
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Yup, they couldn't get away with not having the Heli-Carrier.
- 05/05/2012 01:17:58 PM
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Re: Yup, they couldn't get away with not having the Heli-Carrier.
- 07/05/2012 08:35:53 AM
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Re: Spoilers about archery, aircraft carriers etc
- 06/05/2012 03:51:23 PM
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Yeah, Black Widow's reaction was a little... weird
- 07/05/2012 06:26:26 PM
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Re: Yeah, Black Widow's reaction was a little... weird
- 08/05/2012 01:21:24 PM
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Not really, that is the nature of The Hulk.
- 09/05/2012 02:22:08 PM
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Re: Not really, that is the nature of The Hulk.
- 09/05/2012 03:13:53 PM
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It depends on which interpretation of the Hulk they are running with.
- 14/05/2012 01:50:44 PM
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Haven't you missed the point of the helicarrier?
- 07/05/2012 09:18:31 PM
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Yes, what have bombers done without fighter screens over the last 100 years?
- 12/05/2012 05:44:32 PM
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Got shot down a lot, in major confilcts against foes with air power.
- 12/05/2012 08:38:00 PM
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I thought the disparate power levels were unintentionally hilarious (spoilers)
- 07/05/2012 03:14:34 PM
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Re: I thought the disparate power levels were unintentionally hilarious (spoilers)
- 07/05/2012 11:23:39 PM
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Hawkeye does basically state as much to Black Widow. They're made for a spy movie.
- 14/05/2012 11:20:53 PM
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- 15/05/2012 01:36:39 AM
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I was just continuing the discussion. Could've replied to same one as you, yeah. *NM*
- 16/05/2012 01:16:08 AM
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What was up with the Hulk? (spoilers)
- 07/05/2012 06:35:06 PM
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I think it's just one of the many many plot holes.
- 07/05/2012 08:20:06 PM
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- 14/05/2012 11:15:12 PM
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- 15/05/2012 01:50:52 AM
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- 16/05/2012 01:18:34 AM
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