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Manu Bennett is often the best thing about whatever he is in; even if his character was already dead Cannoli Send a noteboard - 01/01/2015 03:03:33 AM

Azog (the one-armed guy) was killed by Dain in the very battle where Thorin got the cognomen, Oakenshield. Bolg commanded the goblins at the Battle of Five Armies, and he was not killed in battle by Legolas out-jumping him, but by Beorn, who was shamefully slighted in this movie.

Also, Thranduil would not have told Legolas to go looking for ranger called Strider, insomuch as at the time of the quest for Erebor, Aragorn was ten years old, and going by the name "Estel."

Also also, Balin was born about 80 years after Thorin, contrary to their appearances.

Fucking CGI nerds, getting all the shit wrong.

Cannoli
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The Hobbit: The Battle of the five Armies ironclad - 12/12/2014 10:46:35 AM 2262 Views
Can you give me your assessment of - LotR Trilogy vs. Hobbit Trilogy Anonymous2000 - 12/12/2014 05:52:50 PM 1190 Views
I think this was a case of Jackson being forced to make them. Cannoli - 12/12/2014 11:37:49 PM 1097 Views
I don't wanna come across as hating either the Hobbit or the newer SW trilogy. ironclad - 13/12/2014 10:46:42 PM 1033 Views
The crap CGI was not the problem. AgentApple - 14/12/2014 10:57:34 PM 882 Views
I wouldn't assume it is the last. Hollywood never lets a cash cow die. *NM* random thoughts - 12/12/2014 06:13:09 PM 434 Views
From what I heard, Tolkien's estate/son have said no more. Tolkien himself sold Hobbit & LotR rights *NM* Cannoli - 12/12/2014 11:14:13 PM 433 Views
Nah. What is there left to show? ironclad - 13/12/2014 10:49:22 PM 920 Views
They'd find stories enough to tell in the Silm, but they don't have the rights. Nor will they ever. *NM* Legolas - 14/12/2014 08:52:10 PM 461 Views
just because it wouldn't be any good doesn't mean they wouldn't make it and make millions doing it *NM* random thoughts - 15/12/2014 04:25:06 AM 391 Views
Children of Hurin. Or a Silmarillion trilogy: 1. Beren 2. Hurin 3. Elendil Tom - 26/12/2014 08:41:41 PM 872 Views
Hell, they could get a whole trilogy just out of Beren. Cannoli - 01/01/2015 02:52:38 AM 825 Views
You could also do one movie about the fall of Numenor. *NM* Tom - 26/12/2014 08:44:58 PM 397 Views
Um... if YOU'RE saying this about a big-budget film nossy - 12/12/2014 08:52:08 PM 990 Views
What's that supposed to mean? ironclad - 13/12/2014 10:50:42 PM 1022 Views
Nothing insulting - you're just better at enjoying the spectacle nossy - 14/12/2014 03:40:02 PM 992 Views
She's saying you suspend your disbelief more readily than most mortals. *NM* Tom - 26/12/2014 08:42:49 PM 410 Views
Uh-oh. So even worse than the previous two, then? Legolas - 14/12/2014 08:54:43 PM 922 Views
In the book, Bilbo is knocked out really fast and the battle is basically a few pages The Shrike - 15/12/2014 08:39:56 PM 985 Views
I remember that much, yeah ironclad - 15/12/2014 09:28:56 PM 893 Views
Ah, then that does change the perspective a lot. The Shrike - 16/12/2014 01:22:02 PM 957 Views
Hm, found it better than I expected. But then I expected very bad. Legolas - 16/12/2014 10:50:51 PM 1002 Views
I forgot how hot Mr. Orc Warlord was ßelals Girl - 26/12/2014 06:48:50 PM 951 Views
Manu Bennett is often the best thing about whatever he is in; even if his character was already dead Cannoli - 01/01/2015 03:03:33 AM 848 Views
So, I've watched it. nossy - 04/01/2015 04:55:59 PM 1074 Views
People rode more different creatures in this movie than there were riding horses. Cannoli - 14/01/2015 02:01:13 AM 911 Views
Re: The Hobbit: The Battle of the five Armies speakerbox - 04/02/2015 11:23:44 PM 785 Views
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