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Re: WoT Yo mamma jokes. Ryan Send a noteboard - 06/09/2010 04:00:23 PM
Yo momma so ugly the Dark One resealed the Bore.

Yo momma so ugly a Trolloc wouldn't do her.

Yo momma so fat her farts rip the Pattern.

Yo momma so fat she spooned with the Spine of the World

Yo momma so fat Machin Shin calls her $#@ a summer home.

Yo momma so ugly Mordeith wouldn't take her soul.

Yo momma so ugly Aes Sedai use her to personalize the Taint.

Yo momma so ugly the Blight retreats from her.

Yo momma so ugly the Myrdraal wished they had eyes to rip out.
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WoT Yo mamma jokes. callandor1000 - 06/09/2010 05:34:15 AM 1825 Views
Yo mamma is so ugly, she'd paralyze a Fade with her gaze Mik - 06/09/2010 07:39:08 AM 1062 Views
Yo momma so ugly, LTT apologized for "whatever he did to her" in his madness. Phelix - 06/09/2010 08:31:10 AM 1132 Views
HA ha! Love the Dragonmount one. *NM* j-whitt987 - 06/09/2010 10:35:06 AM 437 Views
Lol Sidious - 06/09/2010 10:55:36 AM 1168 Views
ROFL. Remind me to never insult you; you're too good at this! *NM* Mik - 06/09/2010 12:14:30 PM 508 Views
*NM* car'a'aman - 06/09/2010 02:58:34 PM 488 Views
you momma so fat she sealed the bore newyorkersedai - 08/09/2010 01:03:13 AM 981 Views
Ok, the Bore is my favorite *NM* CatherineSedai - 12/10/2010 05:53:16 AM 421 Views
Yo mamma is so mean Cadsuane admires her! Evil_Monkey - 06/09/2010 11:28:33 AM 952 Views
Re: WoT Yo mamma jokes. Ryan - 06/09/2010 04:00:23 PM 1145 Views
nice, especially the Blight and the Myrdraal ones. *NM* car'a'aman - 06/09/2010 04:18:14 PM 491 Views
Bazinga! The Doctor - 06/09/2010 05:09:33 PM 1192 Views
Re: WoT Yo mamma jokes. Yunalesca - 06/09/2010 05:27:33 PM 1570 Views
I like the Accepted Test one *NM* LadyLorraine - 06/09/2010 06:16:57 PM 483 Views
*NM* Yunalesca - 06/09/2010 06:28:42 PM 530 Views
Re: WoT Yo mamma jokes. TaskmasterJack - 06/09/2010 08:08:23 PM 1159 Views
Re: WoT Yo mamma jokes. Evil_Monkey - 06/09/2010 08:40:19 PM 1017 Views
Yo Mamma's so fat, Demandred has been hiding behind her for 12 books! *NM* entyti - 07/09/2010 07:34:53 PM 532 Views
THIS ONE THIS ONE THIS ONE! Damn, son, thats a good joke. You win the contest. callandor1000 - 08/09/2010 02:37:03 PM 1011 Views
You can't just declare a winner Sidious - 08/09/2010 04:14:19 PM 1006 Views
I can, too. You South Africans just don't know that. *NM* callandor1000 - 08/09/2010 07:48:58 PM 459 Views
*NM* Sidious - 08/09/2010 08:12:14 PM 414 Views
they don't get better than this... *NM* car'a'aman - 08/09/2010 05:03:31 PM 511 Views
Like *NM* BlackAdder - 08/09/2010 10:55:40 PM 477 Views
Yo mamma so dumb she think callandor is OP device used to keep track of which day it is. *NM* Shishka - 08/09/2010 08:21:41 PM 438 Views
Yo mamma so fat she ripped a hole in the Pattern. *NM* Marshall - 08/09/2010 09:44:47 PM 419 Views
Yo momma so fat she broke a bridge in The Ways *NM* Marshall - 08/09/2010 09:53:24 PM 485 Views
Yo mamma's so ugly she killed Asmodean *NM* Yunalesca - 08/09/2010 10:27:40 PM 440 Views
Yo mamma's so ugly Asmodean saw her coming, shouted "You? NO!" and then killed himself. *NM* Darth_Katie - 08/09/2010 10:58:26 PM 560 Views
Yo mamma so poor, she thought the Game of Houses was a sweepstakes BlackAdder - 08/09/2010 11:23:42 PM 929 Views
Re: Yo mamma so poor, she thought the Game of Houses was a sweepstakes Evil_Monkey - 11/09/2010 11:13:50 AM 824 Views
Yo mamma so fat she got her own sept, clan, and hold. *NM* CatherineSedai - 11/09/2010 11:04:01 AM 550 Views
Yo momma so fat she got her own access ter'angreal *NM* Marshall - 12/10/2010 03:35:25 PM 432 Views
LoL! *NM* Shishka - 13/10/2010 03:02:18 PM 442 Views
Revising my old one... Evil_Monkey - 13/10/2010 02:52:18 AM 921 Views
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