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Re: Rand vs Egwene... one-line scenarios orius Send a noteboard - 10/09/2010 06:28:50 AM
Egwene : I want a relationship. I shall wait until I have the White Tower under my control and until the world is safe until I have this luxury. In the mean time I shall have erotic dreams about him, and Lanfear can watch those if she likes.


I doubt that part about Lanfear.

In any case, this was amusing, as was Cannoli's inevitable rebuttal that it's part of her evil diabolical plot to rule the world and replace the DO.
This message last edited by orius on 10/09/2010 at 06:47:30 AM
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Rand vs Egwene... one-line scenarios Sidious - 05/09/2010 05:21:08 PM 3028 Views
loled at every one *NM* car'a'aman - 05/09/2010 05:35:03 PM 752 Views
Good for some sunday night relief I hope *NM* Sidious - 05/09/2010 09:51:10 PM 696 Views
Hmm... I don't think you want to read the rebuttal to that *NM* BlackAdder - 05/09/2010 06:07:16 PM 915 Views
True Sidious - 05/09/2010 09:52:09 PM 1338 Views
But you've already read my post *NM* BlackAdder - 05/09/2010 11:53:58 PM 782 Views
I only used one eye *NM* Sidious - 06/09/2010 11:52:19 AM 668 Views
Still counts *NM* BlackAdder - 06/09/2010 03:06:44 PM 695 Views
*NM* Cannoli - 06/09/2010 01:02:44 AM 657 Views
You're being a reverse Cannoli. And at least he has a point and is sometimes amusing *NM* Lordling - 05/09/2010 06:33:55 PM 754 Views
Re: You're being a reverse Cannoli. And at least he has a point and is sometimes amusing Sidious - 05/09/2010 09:54:29 PM 1416 Views
Re: You're being a reverse Cannoli. And at least he has a point and is sometimes amusing Cannoli - 06/09/2010 03:50:44 AM 1330 Views
Wow, that's a really strident and succinct opinion. I hope you get paid by the snark! *NM* newyorkersedai - 05/09/2010 11:07:18 PM 1217 Views
Well, someone has to stand up for Rand, yes? Lordling - 06/09/2010 07:10:36 PM 1207 Views
Corrected for the sake of accuracy . Fanatic-Templar - 05/09/2010 06:51:58 PM 1393 Views
Nonsense... Sidious - 05/09/2010 09:56:41 PM 1205 Views
Gotta love Dark Templar Fanatic-Templar - 05/09/2010 10:14:00 PM 1309 Views
That's partly why I didn't post a reply poking at her. *NM* BlackAdder - 05/09/2010 11:56:15 PM 768 Views
Poking whom? Phelix - 06/09/2010 01:20:32 AM 1252 Views
Egwene. I thought that was implied *NM* BlackAdder - 06/09/2010 04:03:25 AM 679 Views
Nice. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 06/09/2010 02:37:38 PM 683 Views
nice *NM* Deadsy - 05/09/2010 08:12:31 PM 632 Views
*drumroll* *NM* Sidious - 05/09/2010 09:56:54 PM 713 Views
That whole post is stupid, you can't compare Rand's ordeal to Egwene's. Lord Haart - 05/09/2010 10:14:43 PM 1376 Views
its a joke, shhhh *NM* Yunalesca - 05/09/2010 10:36:28 PM 882 Views
No, it's clever and tongue-in-cheek. *NM* newyorkersedai - 05/09/2010 11:04:26 PM 696 Views
Too bad! He has trumped any attempt to counter his arguments by calling it humor! Shut up now. *NM* Cannoli - 06/09/2010 01:00:49 AM 810 Views
OMG Sidious - 06/09/2010 11:48:48 AM 1320 Views
I know, appalling, right? Cannoli - 09/09/2010 07:27:40 AM 1231 Views
Re: I know, appalling, right? Sidious - 09/09/2010 07:41:02 AM 1267 Views
He doesn't think so, why should we? Lohikaarme - 09/09/2010 03:40:25 PM 1157 Views
Because he can't lose Sidious - 09/09/2010 05:21:50 PM 1184 Views
I think Rand has far better odds of dying than Egwene. Fanatic-Templar - 09/09/2010 05:56:07 PM 1221 Views
very nicely done newyorkersedai - 05/09/2010 11:06:24 PM 1174 Views
Re: very nicely done BlackAdder - 06/09/2010 04:28:29 AM 1209 Views
Sidious - 06/09/2010 11:49:20 AM 1143 Views
Revised for accurracy, improved characterization and humor Cannoli - 06/09/2010 12:57:35 AM 1614 Views
the humor here is that you think you understand accurracy, improvement, characterization or humor! *NM* darius_sedai - 06/09/2010 01:56:57 AM 667 Views
I'm having to settle for being right. Better than being president... *NM* Cannoli - 06/09/2010 03:47:52 AM 776 Views
I'm trying to resist the urge to make a Bush joke. *NM* Phelix - 06/09/2010 08:21:15 AM 690 Views
Why resist ... he WAS a joke! *NM* darius_sedai - 06/09/2010 04:31:06 PM 715 Views
BWAHAHAHAHA ... thanks to our last president you are right! *NM* darius_sedai - 06/09/2010 04:30:00 PM 671 Views
Re: Revised for accurracy, improved characterization and humor Sidious - 06/09/2010 11:51:12 AM 1341 Views
indeed, one of the many reasons Tar Valon was such a large and powerful trading center darius_sedai - 06/09/2010 04:33:56 PM 1343 Views
seriously. LadyLorraine - 06/09/2010 05:12:08 PM 1289 Views
If a few score Yellows can't handle the disease issue, what point to the Aes Sedai at all? Cannoli - 06/09/2010 10:17:44 PM 1419 Views
Re: If a few score Yellows can't handle the disease issue, what point to the Aes Sedai at all? Sidious - 08/09/2010 08:30:35 AM 1170 Views
Like Egwene understands the health implications! It's all about the aesthetics for her. Cannoli - 09/09/2010 12:35:57 AM 1250 Views
Well, she was an apprentice wisdom with Nynaeve for a while BlackAdder - 09/09/2010 05:33:25 AM 1202 Views
An idiot would understand the implications Sidious - 09/09/2010 07:38:57 AM 1170 Views
and it's not just Egwene! darius_sedai - 11/09/2010 02:11:16 PM 1100 Views
Cannoli's just got huge blinders... fionwe1987 - 11/09/2010 04:59:50 PM 1309 Views
I feel like this post should be bulleted and made required reading before posting on this forum *NM* Deadsy - 11/09/2010 05:11:14 PM 692 Views
What kind of pussies are you that I pose such a threat? Cannoli - 14/09/2010 02:15:12 AM 1217 Views
You forgot one very important point NaClH2O - 11/09/2010 06:44:32 PM 1251 Views
As to that... fionwe1987 - 11/09/2010 08:47:26 PM 1025 Views
after dealing with his bushwa waaay longer than you, I'm content to ignore him *NM* NaClH2O - 11/09/2010 11:29:27 PM 675 Views
Remember the old times? fionwe1987 - 12/09/2010 03:35:43 AM 1225 Views
I think we could use BlackAdder - 12/09/2010 10:40:47 AM 1192 Views
ugh ... please don't ask for that! darius_sedai - 12/09/2010 02:25:32 PM 1167 Views
Huh. Now that I think of it... Fanatic-Templar - 14/09/2010 06:51:59 AM 1122 Views
all of you are most correct! darius_sedai - 11/09/2010 07:53:44 PM 1143 Views
When exactly have I ever given someone else a pass for "necessary actions" I blamed Egwene for? Cannoli - 14/09/2010 02:08:29 AM 1408 Views
A few days back... fionwe1987 - 14/09/2010 04:03:41 AM 1236 Views
Yes, those are completely different scenarios. Cannoli - 14/09/2010 05:36:30 AM 1741 Views
Misinterpretations... fionwe1987 - 14/09/2010 07:26:11 AM 1150 Views
How can you claim Verin merely "helped" Egwene? Cannoli - 15/09/2010 06:35:47 AM 1705 Views
Holy carp. I prefer my form of arguing. I make an *NM* post and then he calls me a name *NM* Deadsy - 15/09/2010 06:47:08 AM 641 Views
I'm not even going to bother with that anymore. *NM* fionwe1987 - 15/09/2010 05:55:08 PM 656 Views
Re: Cannoli's just got huge blinders... orius - 17/09/2010 06:42:39 AM 1417 Views
Read his replies in this thread... fionwe1987 - 17/09/2010 06:48:20 AM 1206 Views
So your defense of Egwene is to refute her accusation against her rival? Cannoli - 14/09/2010 02:12:22 AM 1252 Views
Double Post. See below. *NM* fionwe1987 - 14/09/2010 04:03:55 AM 685 Views
How was Egwene to know Elaida made a half-hearted attempt? fionwe1987 - 14/09/2010 04:06:15 AM 1151 Views
Re: How was Egwene to know Elaida made a half-hearted attempt? Cannoli - 14/09/2010 06:58:17 AM 1264 Views
I give up. fionwe1987 - 14/09/2010 07:44:57 AM 1311 Views
No, I made MY point, and your refusal to admit to the slightest fault of Egwene proves MY point *NM* Cannoli - 15/09/2010 01:17:21 AM 629 Views
lol *NM* TaskmasterJack - 06/09/2010 02:46:23 PM 629 Views
So much venom. Maybe you should take a break one of these days, Cannoli. At this rate... lord-of-shadow - 08/09/2010 12:16:05 AM 1279 Views
I'm not the one posting to undercut the hero, while calling it humor to duck critical response *NM* Cannoli - 09/09/2010 12:37:07 AM 794 Views
I laughed very hard at this part: Gher - 09/09/2010 07:48:34 PM 1135 Views
Somehow I think of the lyrics from "Defying Gravity", which aren't quite one line RugbyPlayingAshaman - 07/09/2010 04:07:09 PM 1226 Views
Look at it these ways newyorkersedai - 08/09/2010 02:47:46 AM 1309 Views
People are taking this way too seriously. Fanatic-Templar - 08/09/2010 06:33:28 AM 1216 Views
no argument there! *NM* newyorkersedai - 09/09/2010 05:08:25 AM 438 Views
Re: Look at it these ways Cannoli - 09/09/2010 07:26:37 AM 1125 Views
It really comes down to the direction RJ went with his personality RugbyPlayingAshaman - 09/09/2010 03:08:36 PM 1080 Views
pretty cool idea. And I didn't know that about Alex the Great. Nice! *NM* newyorkersedai - 10/09/2010 12:03:36 AM 688 Views
Wow, posting from work is becoming less impressive as my stress increases. Had to fix errors *NM* RugbyPlayingAshaman - 10/09/2010 10:50:07 PM 752 Views
This post was funny. Your responders are largely idiots who need a sense of humor. *NM* Dan - 08/09/2010 03:56:07 AM 792 Views
I really hate self-fulfilling prophecy. *NM* Fanatic-Templar - 08/09/2010 06:34:45 AM 748 Views
Hee. <3 *NM* Dan - 09/09/2010 10:14:55 PM 698 Views
Re: Rand vs Egwene... one-line scenarios orius - 10/09/2010 06:28:50 AM 1046 Views
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