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Why boobs suck Mary Jane - 29/01/2003 09:10:34 PM

OK... plain and simple: boobs suck. The only reason we even have mammaries is so we can feed our children when they are babies. Other than that, they serve absolutley no useful purpose.
They get in our way, flop around when we run and cause incredible back pain.
The Amazons used to cut off their left breast to improve their archery ( anyone who's ever had their nipple twanged by a bowstring will be able to understand that)...personally I don't understand how Birgitte does it.
Sure, guys like 'em but they don't have to haul them around all day, do they?



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Why boobs suck - 29/01/2003 09:10:34 PM 526 Views
*blinks* - 29/01/2003 09:14:04 PM 122 Views
One more use.... - 29/01/2003 09:14:31 PM 101 Views
I like breasts - 29/01/2003 09:14:34 PM 72 Views
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*sings along* *NM* - 29/01/2003 09:17:20 PM 1 Views
has used them.... - 29/01/2003 09:17:22 PM 1 Views
Yeah, i heard about that..... *NM* - 29/01/2003 09:18:18 PM 1 Views
wait til you're 50 - 29/01/2003 09:21:44 PM 72 Views
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They have pills to fix that now - 29/01/2003 09:24:22 PM 1 Views
Back pain?? - 29/01/2003 09:27:34 PM 44 Views
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This amuses me. - 29/01/2003 09:27:50 PM 49 Views
ok think about this.... - 29/01/2003 09:28:01 PM 1 Views
I would hope that thru the wonders of modern science - 29/01/2003 09:28:15 PM 1 Views
less talk about views, more about breasts! *NM* - 29/01/2003 09:28:55 PM 1 Views
Wonderful, wads. - 29/01/2003 09:29:20 PM 1 Views
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AHHHHHHH!! MY BRAIN IS MELTING!!!! *NM* - 29/01/2003 09:29:47 PM 1 Views
I notice . . . - 29/01/2003 09:30:35 PM 1 Views
it means that... - 29/01/2003 09:30:38 PM 1 Views
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Exactly - 29/01/2003 09:31:33 PM 1 Views
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It means that boobs rule!!!.... hmm double intende... *NM* - 29/01/2003 09:32:04 PM 1 Views
Re: Why boobs suck - 29/01/2003 09:32:15 PM 58 Views
are you suggesting.... - 29/01/2003 09:32:17 PM 1 Views
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Hay!! - 29/01/2003 09:33:09 PM 1 Views
Never heard of a surgery to firm, just enlarge or shrink - 29/01/2003 09:33:15 PM 1 Views
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sweet - 29/01/2003 09:34:01 PM 1 Views
I like boobs, but not too large - 29/01/2003 09:35:54 PM 70 Views
implants - 29/01/2003 09:36:07 PM 1 Views
Found it. - 29/01/2003 09:36:20 PM 1 Views
Hay is for horses... *NM* - 29/01/2003 09:36:29 PM 1 Views
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I hate to sound inquisitive . . . - 29/01/2003 09:38:58 PM 1 Views
good - 29/01/2003 09:38:58 PM 1 Views
*arches eyebrow slightly....* - 29/01/2003 09:39:05 PM 1 Views
Re: Why boobs suck - 29/01/2003 09:39:19 PM 1 Views
ROFLMAO *NM* - 29/01/2003 09:39:40 PM 1 Views
Oh, I've seen it - 29/01/2003 09:40:59 PM 1 Views
Yeah, see.... that's just wrong. - 29/01/2003 09:40:59 PM 1 Views
*decides to hang out with Kit....* *NM* - 29/01/2003 09:42:07 PM 1 Views
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Re: Why boobs suck - 29/01/2003 09:45:14 PM 1 Views
I don't get out much. - 29/01/2003 09:45:34 PM 1 Views
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hey! - 29/01/2003 09:46:28 PM 1 Views
word up *NM* - 29/01/2003 09:46:35 PM 1 Views
*agrees* - 29/01/2003 09:47:01 PM 1 Views
Actually . . . - 29/01/2003 09:47:11 PM 1 Views
Accepts *NM* - 29/01/2003 09:47:48 PM 1 Views
Re: I hate to sound inquisitive . . . - 29/01/2003 09:47:56 PM 1 Views
sure, thats what they all say *NM* - 29/01/2003 09:48:02 PM 1 Views
i liked her best in gattaca - 29/01/2003 09:48:11 PM 1 Views
Re: *arches eyebrow slightly....* - 29/01/2003 09:48:34 PM 1 Views
Ok, .... - 29/01/2003 09:49:00 PM 1 Views
~glares~ - 29/01/2003 09:49:13 PM 1 Views
As I said . . . - 29/01/2003 09:50:13 PM 1 Views
also, i dont wanna get in trouble - 29/01/2003 09:50:19 PM 1 Views
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LOL *Joins in the singing* *NM* - 29/01/2003 09:50:27 PM 1 Views
bah, go watch your tellatubies *NM* - 29/01/2003 09:51:20 PM 1 Views
Re: - 29/01/2003 09:51:47 PM 1 Views
A few? - 29/01/2003 09:52:09 PM 1 Views
Those things are scary. - 29/01/2003 09:52:39 PM 1 Views
Re: A few? - 29/01/2003 09:54:15 PM 1 Views
*shrugs* - 29/01/2003 09:54:17 PM 1 Views
it was - 29/01/2003 09:54:51 PM 1 Views
*Gives Beki a hand...or two* *NM* - 29/01/2003 09:55:11 PM 1 Views
Re: *shrugs* - 29/01/2003 09:55:26 PM 1 Views
yeah, I've seen it at my friends house - 29/01/2003 09:55:52 PM 1 Views
Gattaca was a great movie... *NM* - 29/01/2003 09:56:23 PM 1 Views
no - 29/01/2003 09:56:50 PM 1 Views
I know! - 29/01/2003 09:57:13 PM 1 Views
hmmmm, - 29/01/2003 09:58:08 PM 1 Views
space, probably *NM* - 29/01/2003 09:58:29 PM 1 Views
Thanks - 29/01/2003 10:00:51 PM 1 Views
Reduction Vs Augmentation - 29/01/2003 10:02:56 PM 76 Views
Don't feel bad... - 29/01/2003 10:03:07 PM 1 Views
heh, you know it. *NM* - 29/01/2003 10:05:20 PM 1 Views
Well, it is the old saying... - 29/01/2003 10:06:01 PM 1 Views
Re: Don't feel bad... - 29/01/2003 10:06:15 PM 1 Views
Re: Reduction Vs Augmentation - 29/01/2003 10:09:01 PM 1 Views
LMAO!!! That's just wrong. *NM* - 29/01/2003 10:10:05 PM 1 Views
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Used to sing that - 29/01/2003 10:14:20 PM 1 Views
Re: Reduction Vs Augmentation - 29/01/2003 10:15:05 PM 1 Views
*hugs Jason* - 29/01/2003 10:15:42 PM 1 Views
No danglies around tho were there? *NM* - 29/01/2003 10:16:52 PM 1 Views
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not at 15 *NM* - 29/01/2003 10:20:13 PM 1 Views
ah, what the heck... *hugs kalin too* - 29/01/2003 10:21:43 PM 1 Views
LOL, you been reading up on your lessons, bro? *NM* - 29/01/2003 10:24:33 PM 1 Views
Well said *NM* - 29/01/2003 10:26:48 PM 1 Views
yeah, studying away... *NM* - 29/01/2003 10:26:50 PM 1 Views
I rather like boobs. They make good pillows... *NM* - 29/01/2003 10:35:15 PM 7 Views
Well. That explains it. - 29/01/2003 10:52:41 PM 1 Views
Re: Why boobs suck - 30/01/2003 02:33:11 AM 31 Views
Don't you mean "entendre"? Double entendre? *NM* - 30/01/2003 03:11:00 AM 1 Views
björnkramar min väninna - 30/01/2003 03:24:21 AM 1 Views
no.... "double entente" - 30/01/2003 03:35:14 AM 1 Views
*Loves your use of "suck" and "boobs" together!* *NM* - 30/01/2003 04:24:22 AM 4 Views
Re: Why boobs suck and a question for all men ... - 30/01/2003 10:28:05 AM 38 Views
*Is dying to write a "Why I Suck Boobs" parody* - 30/01/2003 10:31:59 AM 15 Views
If I see any . . . - 30/01/2003 10:35:29 AM 1 Views
Well, I prefer women with small breasts myself. *NM* - 30/01/2003 10:35:59 AM 1 Views
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Ahhhh, good ole pervy kit, - 30/01/2003 12:31:22 PM 1 Views
*kram* *NM* - 30/01/2003 01:29:36 PM 1 Views
I kinda have to agree - 30/01/2003 03:07:10 PM 12 Views
Re: Why boobs suck and a question for all men ... - 30/01/2003 05:02:10 PM 1 Views
I would reply but - 30/01/2003 07:13:59 PM 11 Views
I don't mind 'em! *NM* - 30/01/2003 08:09:42 PM 4 Views
*chuckles* oh sure, now you want to hang with me - 31/01/2003 01:05:09 PM 1 Views
You just want my connections *NM* - 31/01/2003 01:09:12 PM 1 Views
You betcha!! - 31/01/2003 04:28:20 PM 1 Views