sad, isn't it when you have more gray than your old man? Or should I say, your brother?

That time a few years back when you were carded and I wasn't was heinous.

Hairy ears must be a drag....I wouldn't know.

Uh huh....you are more Italian than I am, Guido.

As for the other,it gives a whole new meaning to having an affair with you right hand, doesn't it?

Better than a bottle brush, I suppose...but only just...




Bad Ash