Actually, I'm a coca-cola addict... and a coffee addict... I guess that means I'm a caffeine addict.
Yes.

I'm also a book addict...
And?

...a phone-call addict...


...a television addict...


...a wotmania.net addict...
Join the club sis..

...a writing addict...
That's a GOOD thing.

...a praise addict...
Well? Bring it on babe.

...a sarcasm addict...
Oh.

... a dot-dot-dot addict...
Really - join my little brother (age 3)

...a procrastination addict...
a whoey what what?

... and I love it!
Good for you then

...which actualy makes it all seem even sadder.


There are loads of places I can go if I want to stop drinking, smoking, gambling...

...but nowhere I can go and say - I get addicted to things in general, help me.
That is where you go wrong sis. Come join the Dodge home for the caffeine....ummmm.... challenegd.

I'm all ears sis.


~ The Artful Dodger ~
-The One Who Dodges Art-