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No, he didn't. Werthead Send a noteboard - 16/09/2009 04:44:31 AM
He knew something was wrong.


He was diagnosed for the condition during the signing tour for KNIFE OF DREAMS.

The very first, earliest proto-symptoms appeared on Memorial Day 2005, still weeks after KoD was completed and sent to the publishers.
In his own words
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Why is it that so many people hate Dan Brown? - 14/09/2009 09:24:31 PM 2638 Views
His prose is bad. Very bad. - 14/09/2009 09:28:28 PM 1489 Views
It's not any worse than Robert Jordan's prose. I'd say it's better, in fact. - 14/09/2009 09:30:17 PM 1331 Views
Re: It's not any worse than Robert Jordan's prose. I'd say it's better, in fact. - 14/09/2009 09:32:44 PM 1470 Views
In defense of italics... - 14/09/2009 11:58:35 PM 1426 Views
Re: In defense of italics... - 15/09/2009 08:02:56 AM 1411 Views
I just rechecked... - 15/09/2009 11:17:23 AM 1331 Views
Thereby... - 15/09/2009 10:31:44 PM 1353 Views
I have a problem with comparing those italics. - 15/09/2009 10:33:53 PM 1355 Views
Oh probably - 15/09/2009 10:40:15 PM 1354 Views
Hehe - 15/09/2009 10:42:23 PM 1452 Views
In defense of nothing in particular... - 15/09/2009 11:16:09 PM 1426 Views
Re: Thereby... - 16/09/2009 10:40:18 AM 1493 Views
I love that line, and nothing you say will change that. - 15/09/2009 11:15:29 PM 1349 Views
That line is great - 15/09/2009 11:21:03 PM 1386 Views
Jordan didn't have the good sense TO FINISH ANY FUCKING PLOT THREAD - 15/09/2009 04:46:06 AM 1338 Views
Wow, the vehemence. - 15/09/2009 05:55:38 AM 1401 Views
Riddle me this, Batman - if he weren't dying, would he have even done that? *NM* - 15/09/2009 01:53:57 PM 768 Views
Yes. - 15/09/2009 03:38:34 PM 1334 Views
burn *NM* - 15/09/2009 04:24:49 PM 650 Views
Relevant post as always Celia *NM* - 15/09/2009 11:36:34 PM 716 Views
So you say... - 16/09/2009 02:17:47 AM 1320 Views
No, he didn't. - 16/09/2009 04:44:31 AM 1428 Views
Re: Jordan didn't have the good sense TO FINISH ANY FUCKING PLOT THREAD - 15/09/2009 08:05:26 AM 1367 Views
His attitude to history isn't really any different from that of most writers - 15/09/2009 01:54:55 PM 1364 Views
Except - 15/09/2009 04:56:23 PM 1357 Views
And ALSO except - 17/09/2009 02:59:03 PM 1437 Views
Re: And ALSO except - 17/09/2009 05:27:40 PM 1332 Views
I vehemently disagree with this! - 14/09/2009 09:33:05 PM 1622 Views
How many chapters of Aes Sedai dresses and horse names did we go through in his books? - 15/09/2009 04:45:04 AM 1387 Views
I'd have a slow moving plot to fast moving nonsense any day. - 15/09/2009 05:36:20 AM 1459 Views
With Jordan, that movement was glacial - 15/09/2009 01:58:08 PM 1323 Views
so...your problem with jordan is that you're impatient? - 15/09/2009 04:26:07 PM 1287 Views
How many of us can say we're not antsy to know what happened? - 15/09/2009 05:03:24 PM 1344 Views
So plot progression is all that matters? What about the other stuff I mentioned? *NM* - 15/09/2009 04:50:06 PM 660 Views
Jordan's characters are just as two-dimensional as Brown's - 16/09/2009 02:17:19 AM 1309 Views
Bull... - 16/09/2009 03:15:49 AM 1319 Views
No, I think you're just blinded by liking WoT - 17/09/2009 03:00:28 PM 1296 Views
No, you seem to be blinded by disliking him, more like. - 17/09/2009 06:25:21 PM 1315 Views
It's not hyperbole. - 17/09/2009 08:13:47 PM 1336 Views
Yeah like that's not the case with you and Dan Brown. - 17/09/2009 06:56:37 PM 1361 Views
I don't think Dan Brown is a stellar writer. - 17/09/2009 08:11:41 PM 1341 Views
Heh. It was "favourite" fantasy series not "best". - 17/09/2009 08:19:02 PM 1287 Views
Then why defend him? - 18/09/2009 12:14:35 AM 1299 Views
No - 18/09/2009 10:09:02 AM 1455 Views
Examples. - 17/09/2009 01:53:21 AM 1542 Views
LOL - 17/09/2009 03:16:23 PM 1373 Views
Because he is shit? - 14/09/2009 09:38:59 PM 1617 Views
Camilla, you've read shit before and liked it. - 15/09/2009 04:43:24 AM 1402 Views
Re: Camilla, you've read shit before and liked it. - 15/09/2009 08:04:18 AM 1326 Views
Yes, I was talking about the book. - 15/09/2009 01:58:54 PM 1334 Views
Re: Yes, I was talking about the book. - 15/09/2009 04:56:53 PM 1260 Views
Also - 14/09/2009 09:41:25 PM 1383 Views
Hate is a strong word. - 14/09/2009 09:44:02 PM 1422 Views
Nicely put. *NM* - 14/09/2009 09:46:03 PM 657 Views
*NM* - 15/09/2009 04:16:35 AM 680 Views
He still didn't dick around with us as long as Robert Jordan did. *NM* - 15/09/2009 04:41:01 AM 690 Views
I'm not disagreeing with you on that one. *NM* - 15/09/2009 12:12:52 PM 713 Views
Elitism and frustration he sells so much and better authors don't? - 14/09/2009 09:51:39 PM 1305 Views
I think so. - 15/09/2009 04:40:20 AM 1390 Views
you thought meyers was entertaining???? - 15/09/2009 04:28:48 PM 1303 Views
You thought it wasn't entertaining? - 15/09/2009 07:42:06 PM 1290 Views
I would phrase that 'better' authors - 15/09/2009 10:29:54 PM 1309 Views
Okay, fair enough. - 15/09/2009 11:16:56 PM 1261 Views
Given that I know nothing about Dan Brown - 14/09/2009 09:54:15 PM 1418 Views
Pfft! ~locks your reply~ - 14/09/2009 10:00:23 PM 1334 Views
ooo, lock me baby! - 14/09/2009 10:12:48 PM 1395 Views
A couple of the above points, and Suspension of Disbelief. - 14/09/2009 10:23:26 PM 1395 Views
Good point about the "Ridiculous Things", that bugged me too. - 14/09/2009 10:35:32 PM 1442 Views
there is a difference between a book, which is a respectable medium, and a hollywood movie. - 14/09/2009 10:41:06 PM 1328 Views
There is really only a difference if you're looking for some higher learnin' - 14/09/2009 10:52:39 PM 1390 Views
That statement makes no sense. *NM* - 14/09/2009 10:55:53 PM 580 Views
She must have been reading too much Dan Brown. - 14/09/2009 10:58:51 PM 1297 Views
Yes it does - 14/09/2009 11:00:41 PM 1300 Views
Only to the strangest of elitists. *NM* - 15/09/2009 12:49:53 AM 704 Views
Go read screenplays for fun, populist. *NM* - 15/09/2009 10:20:01 AM 710 Views
- 15/09/2009 06:25:26 PM 1298 Views
Oh, I am sorry. - 16/09/2009 11:11:07 AM 1211 Views
Well... - 14/09/2009 11:16:00 PM 1289 Views
I accept your points, but also your final statement - 15/09/2009 04:38:46 AM 1301 Views
More to the point then... people don't really need a good reason to hate something in particular. - 15/09/2009 06:00:33 AM 1392 Views
You didn't even like him as Mugatu in Zoolander? *NM* - 15/09/2009 01:47:57 PM 665 Views
Now, now. - 15/09/2009 07:03:48 PM 1291 Views
Suspension of disbelief is a relative thing - 15/09/2009 11:25:32 PM 1385 Views
Damn near everything is a relative thing. - 16/09/2009 05:25:48 AM 1356 Views
I'm indifferent to him - 15/09/2009 01:14:37 AM 1341 Views
If you're indifferent, you are apparently in a minority. - 15/09/2009 04:36:28 AM 1321 Views
To put Brown's mediocrity in perspective, read Da Vinci and then Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco. *NM* - 15/09/2009 01:32:11 AM 696 Views
Eh, I enjoyed DaVinci better. You can all crucify me now. - 15/09/2009 01:49:28 AM 1265 Views
Re: Eh, I enjoyed DaVinci better. You can all crucify me now. - 15/09/2009 01:54:17 AM 1414 Views
Re: Rose - 15/09/2009 02:16:53 AM 1296 Views
As someone who appreciated Foucault's Pendulum I don't argue his mediocrity. - 15/09/2009 04:30:31 AM 1202 Views
I agree with your last sentence strongly. - 26/09/2009 08:18:42 PM 1555 Views
I don't hate him, and I've never read any of his books - 15/09/2009 01:45:37 AM 1292 Views
He was over hyped to me. - 15/09/2009 04:15:32 AM 1310 Views
I agree it was way overhyped. - 16/09/2009 02:12:39 AM 1241 Views
Heh, I actually had the opposite. - 16/09/2009 05:26:55 AM 1326 Views
The thing I hate the most is actually the fans who suddenly "know" stuff.... - 15/09/2009 07:49:22 AM 1478 Views
Yes! *NM* - 15/09/2009 08:06:35 AM 662 Views
I try to avoid stupid people like that altogether - 15/09/2009 01:49:53 PM 1244 Views
And move to a deserted island? - 15/09/2009 02:33:01 PM 1539 Views
Those people are everywhere, but you don't have to talk to them - 17/09/2009 03:02:24 PM 1397 Views
Lol. I agree wholeheartedly. - 16/09/2009 02:17:51 AM 1389 Views
My take on why Dan Brown is so disliked. - 15/09/2009 08:51:04 AM 1415 Views
He 'true' book claims 5 million women were killed during the witch hunt - 15/09/2009 11:55:40 AM 1280 Views
I would hardly say I hate him - 15/09/2009 02:33:13 PM 1348 Views
I think it's more the totally inexplicable nature of his success - 15/09/2009 03:48:28 PM 1437 Views
Eragon and Twilight indicate all that is evil to me in the world - 15/09/2009 04:33:29 PM 1417 Views
I hardly think it's that inexplicable. - 15/09/2009 04:33:39 PM 1295 Views
Honestly, his works play on a very basic fact of human psychology., - 16/09/2009 02:23:56 AM 1434 Views
Misplaced superiority. - 15/09/2009 05:10:34 PM 1360 Views
Well, regarding goodkind... - 15/09/2009 05:23:34 PM 1363 Views
I couldn't say... - 15/09/2009 05:57:12 PM 1389 Views
It's pure literary snobbery - 15/09/2009 11:08:44 PM 1386 Views
I agree with you 100%. - 16/09/2009 02:20:11 AM 1257 Views
Very nice summary. - 16/09/2009 02:32:38 AM 1431 Views
That's more than a little unfair. - 16/09/2009 05:29:59 AM 1314 Views
Dan Brown is a snob. - 16/09/2009 06:32:21 AM 1494 Views
because all of the cool kids hate him - 15/09/2009 11:17:29 PM 1197 Views
He has an enormous schwanzstucker. *NM* - 16/09/2009 01:18:37 AM 897 Views
I figured that'd set most guys against him. *NM* - 16/09/2009 01:51:56 AM 681 Views
I don't get it either. - 16/09/2009 02:01:04 AM 1284 Views
I think you'll appreciate this Tom - 16/09/2009 03:03:24 PM 1543 Views
Hmm. The sneerathon seems like a good idea. - 16/09/2009 03:52:15 PM 1312 Views
That was lovely, thank you! - 17/09/2009 03:04:46 PM 1298 Views
My pleasure - 17/09/2009 03:58:31 PM 1457 Views
And yet there's still no "Why do so many people hate Faile?" post on the WoT board... *NM* - 18/09/2009 04:05:26 PM 896 Views
How do you know? *NM* - 18/09/2009 04:57:15 PM 678 Views
I pop in there on occasion. - 18/09/2009 05:09:59 PM 1671 Views
Oh, it's a job. - 18/09/2009 07:35:32 PM 1441 Views

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