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My take on why Dan Brown is so disliked. MightyYT Send a noteboard - 15/09/2009 08:51:04 AM
His books are entertaining, but his prose and his themes are not very deep. He has been hyped as some superb writer when he is average at best. The Da Vinci Code did so well because people who don't normally read, read it. Those same people now think Brown is an AWESOME WRITER, and most people who can tell the difference between Walt Whitman and Amy Winehouse know better and and try to dissuade such a false belief.

You might not like Jordan and Martin because the plot thread weren't completed, but they both did something 1 BILLION times better than Brown. They both created a world and drew you into it with their prose. Brown doesn't have that knack of drawing you into the world.

I only enjoyed The Da Vinci Code because I was taking and Art Class when I read it and when he began to describe the paintings, I was looking them up to see how accurate it was. That was a blast and I suggest everyone read it the same way. Other than that, The Da Vinci Code was a weak re-hash of Angels and Demons (which was better written).
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Why is it that so many people hate Dan Brown? - 14/09/2009 09:24:31 PM 2577 Views
His prose is bad. Very bad. - 14/09/2009 09:28:28 PM 1437 Views
It's not any worse than Robert Jordan's prose. I'd say it's better, in fact. - 14/09/2009 09:30:17 PM 1272 Views
Re: It's not any worse than Robert Jordan's prose. I'd say it's better, in fact. - 14/09/2009 09:32:44 PM 1419 Views
In defense of italics... - 14/09/2009 11:58:35 PM 1361 Views
Re: In defense of italics... - 15/09/2009 08:02:56 AM 1355 Views
I just rechecked... - 15/09/2009 11:17:23 AM 1279 Views
Thereby... - 15/09/2009 10:31:44 PM 1295 Views
I have a problem with comparing those italics. - 15/09/2009 10:33:53 PM 1293 Views
Oh probably - 15/09/2009 10:40:15 PM 1304 Views
Hehe - 15/09/2009 10:42:23 PM 1396 Views
In defense of nothing in particular... - 15/09/2009 11:16:09 PM 1367 Views
Re: Thereby... - 16/09/2009 10:40:18 AM 1440 Views
I love that line, and nothing you say will change that. - 15/09/2009 11:15:29 PM 1292 Views
That line is great - 15/09/2009 11:21:03 PM 1330 Views
Jordan didn't have the good sense TO FINISH ANY FUCKING PLOT THREAD - 15/09/2009 04:46:06 AM 1279 Views
Wow, the vehemence. - 15/09/2009 05:55:38 AM 1346 Views
Riddle me this, Batman - if he weren't dying, would he have even done that? *NM* - 15/09/2009 01:53:57 PM 732 Views
Yes. - 15/09/2009 03:38:34 PM 1281 Views
burn *NM* - 15/09/2009 04:24:49 PM 609 Views
Relevant post as always Celia *NM* - 15/09/2009 11:36:34 PM 679 Views
So you say... - 16/09/2009 02:17:47 AM 1272 Views
No, he didn't. - 16/09/2009 04:44:31 AM 1357 Views
Re: Jordan didn't have the good sense TO FINISH ANY FUCKING PLOT THREAD - 15/09/2009 08:05:26 AM 1308 Views
His attitude to history isn't really any different from that of most writers - 15/09/2009 01:54:55 PM 1295 Views
Except - 15/09/2009 04:56:23 PM 1292 Views
And ALSO except - 17/09/2009 02:59:03 PM 1382 Views
Re: And ALSO except - 17/09/2009 05:27:40 PM 1289 Views
I vehemently disagree with this! - 14/09/2009 09:33:05 PM 1572 Views
How many chapters of Aes Sedai dresses and horse names did we go through in his books? - 15/09/2009 04:45:04 AM 1332 Views
I'd have a slow moving plot to fast moving nonsense any day. - 15/09/2009 05:36:20 AM 1405 Views
With Jordan, that movement was glacial - 15/09/2009 01:58:08 PM 1279 Views
so...your problem with jordan is that you're impatient? - 15/09/2009 04:26:07 PM 1233 Views
How many of us can say we're not antsy to know what happened? - 15/09/2009 05:03:24 PM 1289 Views
So plot progression is all that matters? What about the other stuff I mentioned? *NM* - 15/09/2009 04:50:06 PM 625 Views
Jordan's characters are just as two-dimensional as Brown's - 16/09/2009 02:17:19 AM 1246 Views
Bull... - 16/09/2009 03:15:49 AM 1264 Views
No, I think you're just blinded by liking WoT - 17/09/2009 03:00:28 PM 1245 Views
No, you seem to be blinded by disliking him, more like. - 17/09/2009 06:25:21 PM 1256 Views
It's not hyperbole. - 17/09/2009 08:13:47 PM 1276 Views
Yeah like that's not the case with you and Dan Brown. - 17/09/2009 06:56:37 PM 1303 Views
I don't think Dan Brown is a stellar writer. - 17/09/2009 08:11:41 PM 1271 Views
Heh. It was "favourite" fantasy series not "best". - 17/09/2009 08:19:02 PM 1239 Views
Then why defend him? - 18/09/2009 12:14:35 AM 1233 Views
No - 18/09/2009 10:09:02 AM 1401 Views
Examples. - 17/09/2009 01:53:21 AM 1490 Views
LOL - 17/09/2009 03:16:23 PM 1312 Views
Because he is shit? - 14/09/2009 09:38:59 PM 1555 Views
Camilla, you've read shit before and liked it. - 15/09/2009 04:43:24 AM 1344 Views
Re: Camilla, you've read shit before and liked it. - 15/09/2009 08:04:18 AM 1266 Views
Yes, I was talking about the book. - 15/09/2009 01:58:54 PM 1270 Views
Re: Yes, I was talking about the book. - 15/09/2009 04:56:53 PM 1208 Views
Also - 14/09/2009 09:41:25 PM 1315 Views
Hate is a strong word. - 14/09/2009 09:44:02 PM 1380 Views
Nicely put. *NM* - 14/09/2009 09:46:03 PM 627 Views
*NM* - 15/09/2009 04:16:35 AM 643 Views
He still didn't dick around with us as long as Robert Jordan did. *NM* - 15/09/2009 04:41:01 AM 658 Views
I'm not disagreeing with you on that one. *NM* - 15/09/2009 12:12:52 PM 681 Views
Elitism and frustration he sells so much and better authors don't? - 14/09/2009 09:51:39 PM 1249 Views
I think so. - 15/09/2009 04:40:20 AM 1337 Views
you thought meyers was entertaining???? - 15/09/2009 04:28:48 PM 1246 Views
You thought it wasn't entertaining? - 15/09/2009 07:42:06 PM 1231 Views
I would phrase that 'better' authors - 15/09/2009 10:29:54 PM 1246 Views
Okay, fair enough. - 15/09/2009 11:16:56 PM 1204 Views
Given that I know nothing about Dan Brown - 14/09/2009 09:54:15 PM 1357 Views
Pfft! ~locks your reply~ - 14/09/2009 10:00:23 PM 1277 Views
ooo, lock me baby! - 14/09/2009 10:12:48 PM 1338 Views
A couple of the above points, and Suspension of Disbelief. - 14/09/2009 10:23:26 PM 1340 Views
Good point about the "Ridiculous Things", that bugged me too. - 14/09/2009 10:35:32 PM 1387 Views
there is a difference between a book, which is a respectable medium, and a hollywood movie. - 14/09/2009 10:41:06 PM 1278 Views
There is really only a difference if you're looking for some higher learnin' - 14/09/2009 10:52:39 PM 1340 Views
That statement makes no sense. *NM* - 14/09/2009 10:55:53 PM 542 Views
She must have been reading too much Dan Brown. - 14/09/2009 10:58:51 PM 1242 Views
Yes it does - 14/09/2009 11:00:41 PM 1234 Views
Only to the strangest of elitists. *NM* - 15/09/2009 12:49:53 AM 669 Views
Go read screenplays for fun, populist. *NM* - 15/09/2009 10:20:01 AM 674 Views
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Oh, I am sorry. - 16/09/2009 11:11:07 AM 1159 Views
Well... - 14/09/2009 11:16:00 PM 1233 Views
I accept your points, but also your final statement - 15/09/2009 04:38:46 AM 1243 Views
More to the point then... people don't really need a good reason to hate something in particular. - 15/09/2009 06:00:33 AM 1334 Views
You didn't even like him as Mugatu in Zoolander? *NM* - 15/09/2009 01:47:57 PM 628 Views
Now, now. - 15/09/2009 07:03:48 PM 1236 Views
Suspension of disbelief is a relative thing - 15/09/2009 11:25:32 PM 1331 Views
Damn near everything is a relative thing. - 16/09/2009 05:25:48 AM 1288 Views
I'm indifferent to him - 15/09/2009 01:14:37 AM 1286 Views
If you're indifferent, you are apparently in a minority. - 15/09/2009 04:36:28 AM 1257 Views
To put Brown's mediocrity in perspective, read Da Vinci and then Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco. *NM* - 15/09/2009 01:32:11 AM 653 Views
Eh, I enjoyed DaVinci better. You can all crucify me now. - 15/09/2009 01:49:28 AM 1224 Views
Re: Eh, I enjoyed DaVinci better. You can all crucify me now. - 15/09/2009 01:54:17 AM 1357 Views
Re: Rose - 15/09/2009 02:16:53 AM 1242 Views
As someone who appreciated Foucault's Pendulum I don't argue his mediocrity. - 15/09/2009 04:30:31 AM 1136 Views
I agree with your last sentence strongly. - 26/09/2009 08:18:42 PM 1490 Views
I don't hate him, and I've never read any of his books - 15/09/2009 01:45:37 AM 1238 Views
He was over hyped to me. - 15/09/2009 04:15:32 AM 1256 Views
I agree it was way overhyped. - 16/09/2009 02:12:39 AM 1194 Views
Heh, I actually had the opposite. - 16/09/2009 05:26:55 AM 1272 Views
The thing I hate the most is actually the fans who suddenly "know" stuff.... - 15/09/2009 07:49:22 AM 1398 Views
Yes! *NM* - 15/09/2009 08:06:35 AM 625 Views
I try to avoid stupid people like that altogether - 15/09/2009 01:49:53 PM 1190 Views
And move to a deserted island? - 15/09/2009 02:33:01 PM 1486 Views
Those people are everywhere, but you don't have to talk to them - 17/09/2009 03:02:24 PM 1330 Views
Lol. I agree wholeheartedly. - 16/09/2009 02:17:51 AM 1344 Views
My take on why Dan Brown is so disliked. - 15/09/2009 08:51:04 AM 1359 Views
He 'true' book claims 5 million women were killed during the witch hunt - 15/09/2009 11:55:40 AM 1239 Views
I would hardly say I hate him - 15/09/2009 02:33:13 PM 1299 Views
I think it's more the totally inexplicable nature of his success - 15/09/2009 03:48:28 PM 1383 Views
Eragon and Twilight indicate all that is evil to me in the world - 15/09/2009 04:33:29 PM 1367 Views
I hardly think it's that inexplicable. - 15/09/2009 04:33:39 PM 1246 Views
Honestly, his works play on a very basic fact of human psychology., - 16/09/2009 02:23:56 AM 1372 Views
Misplaced superiority. - 15/09/2009 05:10:34 PM 1314 Views
Well, regarding goodkind... - 15/09/2009 05:23:34 PM 1303 Views
I couldn't say... - 15/09/2009 05:57:12 PM 1327 Views
It's pure literary snobbery - 15/09/2009 11:08:44 PM 1339 Views
I agree with you 100%. - 16/09/2009 02:20:11 AM 1198 Views
Very nice summary. - 16/09/2009 02:32:38 AM 1367 Views
That's more than a little unfair. - 16/09/2009 05:29:59 AM 1258 Views
Dan Brown is a snob. - 16/09/2009 06:32:21 AM 1425 Views
because all of the cool kids hate him - 15/09/2009 11:17:29 PM 1138 Views
He has an enormous schwanzstucker. *NM* - 16/09/2009 01:18:37 AM 859 Views
I figured that'd set most guys against him. *NM* - 16/09/2009 01:51:56 AM 649 Views
I don't get it either. - 16/09/2009 02:01:04 AM 1229 Views
I think you'll appreciate this Tom - 16/09/2009 03:03:24 PM 1485 Views
Hmm. The sneerathon seems like a good idea. - 16/09/2009 03:52:15 PM 1259 Views
That was lovely, thank you! - 17/09/2009 03:04:46 PM 1239 Views
My pleasure - 17/09/2009 03:58:31 PM 1374 Views
And yet there's still no "Why do so many people hate Faile?" post on the WoT board... *NM* - 18/09/2009 04:05:26 PM 860 Views
How do you know? *NM* - 18/09/2009 04:57:15 PM 645 Views
I pop in there on occasion. - 18/09/2009 05:09:59 PM 1616 Views
Oh, it's a job. - 18/09/2009 07:35:32 PM 1383 Views

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