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How is that possible? Tom Send a noteboard - 12/09/2012 11:28:33 PM
In case my total geekhood were in doubt, I remember that in the Dragonlance world, upon reaching fifth level a magic-user (or mage, or wizard, as the later iterations of the game called them, though in First Edition it was strictly used for 11th level or higher magic-users) had to enter one of the three orders: the white (good) wizards, the red (neutral) wizards or the black (evil) wizards. Raistlin was a red wizard (and cursed in his test at the Tower of High Sorcery) but then he became a black wizard instead, which is a great way to openly tell even the densest of readers that he was EVIL rather than NEUTRAL.

Of course, because evil wizards couldn't cast invocation/evocation spells according to the Dragonlance Handbook, he couldn't cast the cool spells anymore, like fireball or lightning bolt. It really seemed silly to me.

Political correctness is the pettiest form of casuistry.

ἡ δὲ κἀκ τριῶν τρυπημάτων ἐργαζομένη ἐνεκάλει τῇ φύσει, δυσφορουμένη, ὅτι δὴ μὴ καὶ τοὺς τιτθοὺς αὐτῇ εὐρύτερον ἢ νῦν εἰσι τρυπώη, ὅπως καὶ ἄλλην ἐνταῦθα μίξιν ἐπιτεχνᾶσθαι δυνατὴ εἴη. – Procopius

Ummaka qinnassa nīk!

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This may be one of the most dire reviews you shall ever read - 09/09/2012 09:12:25 PM 2355 Views
Certainly one of the most original, you get points for that. - 09/09/2012 10:39:00 PM 1600 Views
Well... - 09/09/2012 10:57:25 PM 1615 Views
A review of a D&D bestiary could be more dire. - 09/09/2012 11:29:17 PM 1453 Views
Perhaps - 09/09/2012 11:50:20 PM 1550 Views
Hey now. Owlbears are awesome. - 11/09/2012 02:35:28 AM 1786 Views
That page is painful to behold - 11/09/2012 03:09:29 AM 1556 Views
They are popular as they are fun, easy reading books - 10/09/2012 12:11:24 AM 1531 Views
"Popular", "Fun," and "Easy" doesn't have to be equated with poorly-written - 10/09/2012 12:16:27 AM 1770 Views
Poorly written by what standard? - 10/09/2012 12:29:17 AM 1620 Views
By the standards of what I enjoyed as a nine year-old? - 10/09/2012 01:04:12 AM 1567 Views
So like I said, by the standards of Elitist Literary Snobs - 11/09/2012 12:03:08 AM 1632 Views
Nice attempt at sophistry, but alas, it fails - 11/09/2012 12:38:24 AM 1587 Views
Was that meant to make any sense? - 11/09/2012 01:43:13 AM 1786 Views
Re: Was that meant to make any sense? - 11/09/2012 01:54:23 AM 1583 Views
I'm with Wibble on this (big surprise) - 12/09/2012 03:07:53 PM 1670 Views
Heh. - 12/09/2012 03:43:52 PM 1798 Views
Pretty much so - 12/09/2012 04:19:35 PM 1762 Views
When did you put up that header? - 12/09/2012 04:35:20 PM 1587 Views
I didn't put it up - 12/09/2012 04:51:32 PM 1494 Views
I shall tread lightly so. - 12/09/2012 06:15:51 PM 1605 Views
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+6 health? What game are you playing? - 12/09/2012 07:52:52 PM 1523 Views
The Game of Life? - 12/09/2012 08:23:53 PM 1584 Views
Re: Pretty much so - 12/09/2012 08:50:57 PM 1614 Views
You apparently do not read my blog/reviews much - 12/09/2012 09:07:18 PM 1636 Views
Actually, I read them almost never - 13/09/2012 03:07:48 PM 1646 Views
I think my IQ dropped a little bit when I parsed what you said - 13/09/2012 04:16:21 PM 1612 Views
Yep, your usual rebuttal... *NM* - 17/09/2012 02:14:56 PM 812 Views
No, not really - 17/09/2012 06:25:15 PM 1447 Views
Yes, Yes, wrap yourself in arrogance and declare yourself correct until your opposite gets bored... - 17/09/2012 11:12:17 PM 1730 Views
Nah, I just wipe my ass with arrogance - 18/09/2012 12:23:44 AM 1985 Views
The last word with me is rather difficult to obtain - 18/09/2012 02:48:03 PM 1529 Views
Don't try to argue with them. They've made their judgments. They are better than you. - 10/09/2012 09:36:17 PM 1559 Views
Defensive much? *NM* - 10/09/2012 10:31:17 PM 857 Views
He never said you couldn't enjoy it. - 10/09/2012 11:10:11 PM 1691 Views
Indeed - 10/09/2012 11:17:20 PM 1553 Views
But they aren't. - 10/09/2012 11:48:14 PM 1595 Views
Prove it. *NM* - 11/09/2012 03:12:17 AM 780 Views
He also went on to compare liking the books to having the standards of a nine-year-old. - 11/09/2012 02:34:18 AM 1544 Views
You didn't read what I said very well then - 11/09/2012 03:16:21 AM 1543 Views
I believe that they were not meant for adults. - 10/09/2012 12:30:05 AM 1576 Views
Basically, both get dubious kudos for trying something new by the dire standards of the day. - 10/09/2012 11:38:22 PM 1612 Views
Interesting point - 11/09/2012 12:41:01 AM 1544 Views
Are you aware of the game's alignment rules? Some of the novels struggle with this. - 12/09/2012 10:58:37 PM 1616 Views
Not aware of it at all until now - 12/09/2012 11:18:57 PM 1559 Views
How is that possible? - 12/09/2012 11:28:33 PM 1533 Views
My dad was (and is) influenced by Evangelicals - 13/09/2012 12:17:36 AM 1459 Views
Wait, so you didn't read the Chronicles first? - 13/09/2012 02:12:13 PM 1476 Views
No - 13/09/2012 02:18:03 PM 1525 Views
Well, it's sort of like starting Jordan at Lord of Chaos - 13/09/2012 05:18:23 PM 1561 Views
Oddly enough, I started WoT at CoS in November 1997 - 13/09/2012 05:56:04 PM 1476 Views
Chronicles is considerably weaker - 13/09/2012 11:14:38 PM 1551 Views
12 modules, not 15 - 14/09/2012 02:55:39 PM 1726 Views
These threads are so much better than the rape threads! *NM* - 12/09/2012 04:03:01 AM 882 Views
You're just waiting to see if I'll use hexameter in the next one *NM* - 12/09/2012 04:32:31 AM 711 Views
When do we get to see some alexandrines? *NM* - 12/09/2012 12:41:29 PM 784 Views
Or quatrains? - 12/09/2012 03:25:13 PM 1438 Views
At least you didn't read the Baldur's Gate novelizations - 14/09/2012 04:29:17 AM 1480 Views
Sssssh! - 14/09/2012 05:10:19 AM 1535 Views
People become lesbians for no reason! - 17/09/2012 04:34:20 PM 1402 Views
I think my IQ dropped further upon learning of this - 17/09/2012 06:29:29 PM 1423 Views
Baldurs Gate wooooo! - 14/09/2012 04:13:34 PM 1659 Views
Is the review dire because of the subject or the sonnet form? - 14/09/2012 04:24:37 PM 1592 Views
Both - 14/09/2012 04:36:59 PM 1503 Views
it would be unusual for someone to just randomly pick books like that up - 14/09/2012 05:05:37 PM 1804 Views
Interesting scenario - 14/09/2012 10:16:11 PM 1509 Views
Re: Interesting scenario - 15/09/2012 09:55:59 AM 1768 Views
Re: Interesting scenario - 17/09/2012 06:28:57 PM 1425 Views

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