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it would be unusual for someone to just randomly pick books like that up Foxhead Send a noteboard - 14/09/2012 05:05:37 PM
i've read both the trilogies and remember them with great warmth. I wouldn't read them again though and I definitely read them at the right time (early teens, playing RPG games etc)

I don't see what's wrong with them, they're no different to a comic book film or CGi fest or pop CD or chippy tea. it's not going to benefit your mind or body in any great way, but i enjoy it.




As I said above, I only read them (and reviewed them in this fashion) because a woman (okay, the one who controls rabid squirrels ;)) "asked" me to do so :P Otherwise, I'd have no interest, since I didn't when I was growing up, as these sorts of stories rarely, if ever, appeal to me. Matters of taste and all (although I do understand some of their appeal to others) :D


with no history of playing RPG/D&D games. you (one) wouldn't pick them out for their cover art unless the cover art appealed to them (others). once picking it up, the blurb wouldn't appeal to a passing bookshelf peruser. so you (actually you) are completely and utterly, unforgivably not the target audience.

in fact it's not even the quality of the writing. would you have enjoyed those trilogies had they have been written (takes 10 minutes to research someone) by William Shakespeare...that shouldn't have needed research really, but you get my point

would any writer have made that content interest to you? plus imagine if it was a dante or milton or james joyce. it would have been at least double again the length and possibly in prose (what rhymes with Guenhwyvar?) and would you really have enjoyed slogging through Raistlin's stream of consciousness using that stream of consciousness technique that James Joyce (born 1882, died 1941) perfected?


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This may be one of the most dire reviews you shall ever read Larry - 09/09/2012 09:12:25 PM 2355 Views
Certainly one of the most original, you get points for that. Legolas - 09/09/2012 10:39:00 PM 1600 Views
Well... Larry - 09/09/2012 10:57:25 PM 1615 Views
A review of a D&D bestiary could be more dire. Stephen - 09/09/2012 11:29:17 PM 1453 Views
Perhaps Larry - 09/09/2012 11:50:20 PM 1550 Views
Hey now. Owlbears are awesome. lord-of-shadow - 11/09/2012 02:35:28 AM 1786 Views
That page is painful to behold Stephen - 11/09/2012 03:09:29 AM 1557 Views
They are popular as they are fun, easy reading books Wibble - 10/09/2012 12:11:24 AM 1531 Views
"Popular", "Fun," and "Easy" doesn't have to be equated with poorly-written Larry - 10/09/2012 12:16:27 AM 1770 Views
Poorly written by what standard? Wibble - 10/09/2012 12:29:17 AM 1620 Views
By the standards of what I enjoyed as a nine year-old? Larry - 10/09/2012 01:04:12 AM 1567 Views
So like I said, by the standards of Elitist Literary Snobs Wibble - 11/09/2012 12:03:08 AM 1632 Views
Nice attempt at sophistry, but alas, it fails Larry - 11/09/2012 12:38:24 AM 1587 Views
Was that meant to make any sense? Wibble - 11/09/2012 01:43:13 AM 1786 Views
Re: Was that meant to make any sense? Larry - 11/09/2012 01:54:23 AM 1583 Views
I'm with Wibble on this (big surprise) HyogaRott - 12/09/2012 03:07:53 PM 1670 Views
Heh. James - 12/09/2012 03:43:52 PM 1798 Views
Pretty much so Larry - 12/09/2012 04:19:35 PM 1762 Views
When did you put up that header? Stephen - 12/09/2012 04:35:20 PM 1588 Views
I didn't put it up Larry - 12/09/2012 04:51:32 PM 1494 Views
I shall tread lightly so. Stephen - 12/09/2012 06:15:51 PM 1605 Views
Larry - 12/09/2012 07:25:29 PM 1466 Views
+6 health? What game are you playing? Tom - 12/09/2012 07:52:52 PM 1523 Views
The Game of Life? Larry - 12/09/2012 08:23:53 PM 1584 Views
Re: Pretty much so HyogaRott - 12/09/2012 08:50:57 PM 1614 Views
You apparently do not read my blog/reviews much Larry - 12/09/2012 09:07:18 PM 1636 Views
Actually, I read them almost never HyogaRott - 13/09/2012 03:07:48 PM 1646 Views
I think my IQ dropped a little bit when I parsed what you said Larry - 13/09/2012 04:16:21 PM 1612 Views
Yep, your usual rebuttal... *NM* HyogaRott - 17/09/2012 02:14:56 PM 812 Views
No, not really Larry - 17/09/2012 06:25:15 PM 1447 Views
Yes, Yes, wrap yourself in arrogance and declare yourself correct until your opposite gets bored... HyogaRott - 17/09/2012 11:12:17 PM 1730 Views
Nah, I just wipe my ass with arrogance Larry - 18/09/2012 12:23:44 AM 1985 Views
The last word with me is rather difficult to obtain HyogaRott - 18/09/2012 02:48:03 PM 1529 Views
Don't try to argue with them. They've made their judgments. They are better than you. lord-of-shadow - 10/09/2012 09:36:17 PM 1559 Views
Defensive much? *NM* Larry - 10/09/2012 10:31:17 PM 857 Views
Perhaps. It's annoying, because I tend to agree with you guys - you and Tom and Stephen. lord-of-shadow - 11/09/2012 02:32:28 AM 1559 Views
The odd thing that there wasn't any belittling on my part -see other response. *NM* Larry - 11/09/2012 03:17:36 AM 770 Views
For the record, I wasn't trying to be condescending in my response. Tom - 11/09/2012 05:52:29 PM 1574 Views
He never said you couldn't enjoy it. Stephen - 10/09/2012 11:10:11 PM 1691 Views
Indeed Larry - 10/09/2012 11:17:20 PM 1553 Views
But they aren't. Wibble - 10/09/2012 11:48:14 PM 1595 Views
Prove it. *NM* Stephen - 11/09/2012 03:12:17 AM 780 Views
He also went on to compare liking the books to having the standards of a nine-year-old. lord-of-shadow - 11/09/2012 02:34:18 AM 1545 Views
You didn't read what I said very well then Larry - 11/09/2012 03:16:21 AM 1543 Views
You're right. In the context of this thread, I'm basically acting like a raving lunatic. lord-of-shadow - 11/09/2012 02:48:19 PM 1581 Views
It's not like any of us have ever been innocent 100% of the time Larry - 11/09/2012 03:49:22 PM 1556 Views
I believe that they were not meant for adults. Tom - 10/09/2012 12:30:05 AM 1576 Views
Very few of my friends were reading the books; some played the game, though Larry - 10/09/2012 01:06:07 AM 1545 Views
Basically, both get dubious kudos for trying something new by the dire standards of the day. Werthead - 10/09/2012 11:38:22 PM 1612 Views
Interesting point Larry - 11/09/2012 12:41:01 AM 1544 Views
Are you aware of the game's alignment rules? Some of the novels struggle with this. Werthead - 12/09/2012 10:58:37 PM 1616 Views
Not aware of it at all until now Larry - 12/09/2012 11:18:57 PM 1559 Views
How is that possible? Tom - 12/09/2012 11:28:33 PM 1533 Views
My dad was (and is) influenced by Evangelicals Larry - 13/09/2012 12:17:36 AM 1459 Views
Wait, so you didn't read the Chronicles first? Tom - 13/09/2012 02:12:13 PM 1476 Views
No Larry - 13/09/2012 02:18:03 PM 1525 Views
Well, it's sort of like starting Jordan at Lord of Chaos Tom - 13/09/2012 05:18:23 PM 1561 Views
Oddly enough, I started WoT at CoS in November 1997 Larry - 13/09/2012 05:56:04 PM 1476 Views
Chronicles is considerably weaker Werthead - 13/09/2012 11:14:38 PM 1551 Views
Needless to say, once I finish reading the Icewind Dale trilogy, I'm done with D&D Larry - 14/09/2012 12:38:47 AM 1698 Views
12 modules, not 15 Tom - 14/09/2012 02:55:39 PM 1727 Views
These threads are so much better than the rape threads! *NM* Dan - 12/09/2012 04:03:01 AM 882 Views
You're just waiting to see if I'll use hexameter in the next one *NM* Larry - 12/09/2012 04:32:31 AM 711 Views
When do we get to see some alexandrines? *NM* Stephen - 12/09/2012 12:41:29 PM 784 Views
Or quatrains? Larry - 12/09/2012 03:25:13 PM 1438 Views
And having now finished Dragonlance: Legends, its very own sonnet Larry - 13/09/2012 12:31:51 PM 1540 Views
At least you didn't read the Baldur's Gate novelizations beetnemesis - 14/09/2012 04:29:17 AM 1480 Views
Sssssh! Larry - 14/09/2012 05:10:19 AM 1535 Views
People become lesbians for no reason! beetnemesis - 17/09/2012 04:34:20 PM 1402 Views
I think my IQ dropped further upon learning of this Larry - 17/09/2012 06:29:29 PM 1423 Views
Baldurs Gate wooooo! Foxhead - 14/09/2012 04:13:34 PM 1659 Views
Eh, Star Wars Expanded Universe I could see reading. Some of them are supposed to be good beetnemesis - 17/09/2012 04:37:05 PM 1911 Views
Is the review dire because of the subject or the sonnet form? Foxhead - 14/09/2012 04:24:37 PM 1592 Views
Both Larry - 14/09/2012 04:36:59 PM 1503 Views
it would be unusual for someone to just randomly pick books like that up Foxhead - 14/09/2012 05:05:37 PM 1805 Views
Interesting scenario Larry - 14/09/2012 10:16:11 PM 1509 Views
Re: Interesting scenario Foxhead - 15/09/2012 09:55:59 AM 1768 Views
Re: Interesting scenario Larry - 17/09/2012 06:28:57 PM 1426 Views
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