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it would be unusual for someone to just randomly pick books like that up Foxhead Send a noteboard - 14/09/2012 05:05:37 PM
i've read both the trilogies and remember them with great warmth. I wouldn't read them again though and I definitely read them at the right time (early teens, playing RPG games etc)

I don't see what's wrong with them, they're no different to a comic book film or CGi fest or pop CD or chippy tea. it's not going to benefit your mind or body in any great way, but i enjoy it.




As I said above, I only read them (and reviewed them in this fashion) because a woman (okay, the one who controls rabid squirrels ;)) "asked" me to do so :P Otherwise, I'd have no interest, since I didn't when I was growing up, as these sorts of stories rarely, if ever, appeal to me. Matters of taste and all (although I do understand some of their appeal to others) :D


with no history of playing RPG/D&D games. you (one) wouldn't pick them out for their cover art unless the cover art appealed to them (others). once picking it up, the blurb wouldn't appeal to a passing bookshelf peruser. so you (actually you) are completely and utterly, unforgivably not the target audience.

in fact it's not even the quality of the writing. would you have enjoyed those trilogies had they have been written (takes 10 minutes to research someone) by William Shakespeare...that shouldn't have needed research really, but you get my point

would any writer have made that content interest to you? plus imagine if it was a dante or milton or james joyce. it would have been at least double again the length and possibly in prose (what rhymes with Guenhwyvar?) and would you really have enjoyed slogging through Raistlin's stream of consciousness using that stream of consciousness technique that James Joyce (born 1882, died 1941) perfected?


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This may be one of the most dire reviews you shall ever read Larry - 09/09/2012 09:12:25 PM 2202 Views
Certainly one of the most original, you get points for that. Legolas - 09/09/2012 10:39:00 PM 1444 Views
Well... Larry - 09/09/2012 10:57:25 PM 1435 Views
A review of a D&D bestiary could be more dire. Stephen - 09/09/2012 11:29:17 PM 1311 Views
Perhaps Larry - 09/09/2012 11:50:20 PM 1416 Views
Hey now. Owlbears are awesome. lord-of-shadow - 11/09/2012 02:35:28 AM 1624 Views
That page is painful to behold Stephen - 11/09/2012 03:09:29 AM 1409 Views
They are popular as they are fun, easy reading books Wibble - 10/09/2012 12:11:24 AM 1387 Views
"Popular", "Fun," and "Easy" doesn't have to be equated with poorly-written Larry - 10/09/2012 12:16:27 AM 1523 Views
Poorly written by what standard? Wibble - 10/09/2012 12:29:17 AM 1472 Views
By the standards of what I enjoyed as a nine year-old? Larry - 10/09/2012 01:04:12 AM 1418 Views
So like I said, by the standards of Elitist Literary Snobs Wibble - 11/09/2012 12:03:08 AM 1516 Views
Nice attempt at sophistry, but alas, it fails Larry - 11/09/2012 12:38:24 AM 1425 Views
Was that meant to make any sense? Wibble - 11/09/2012 01:43:13 AM 1562 Views
Re: Was that meant to make any sense? Larry - 11/09/2012 01:54:23 AM 1419 Views
I'm with Wibble on this (big surprise) HyogaRott - 12/09/2012 03:07:53 PM 1528 Views
Heh. James - 12/09/2012 03:43:52 PM 1629 Views
Pretty much so Larry - 12/09/2012 04:19:35 PM 1545 Views
When did you put up that header? Stephen - 12/09/2012 04:35:20 PM 1428 Views
I didn't put it up Larry - 12/09/2012 04:51:32 PM 1338 Views
I shall tread lightly so. Stephen - 12/09/2012 06:15:51 PM 1478 Views
Larry - 12/09/2012 07:25:29 PM 1323 Views
+6 health? What game are you playing? Tom - 12/09/2012 07:52:52 PM 1370 Views
The Game of Life? Larry - 12/09/2012 08:23:53 PM 1446 Views
Re: Pretty much so HyogaRott - 12/09/2012 08:50:57 PM 1456 Views
You apparently do not read my blog/reviews much Larry - 12/09/2012 09:07:18 PM 1472 Views
Actually, I read them almost never HyogaRott - 13/09/2012 03:07:48 PM 1510 Views
I think my IQ dropped a little bit when I parsed what you said Larry - 13/09/2012 04:16:21 PM 1481 Views
Yep, your usual rebuttal... *NM* HyogaRott - 17/09/2012 02:14:56 PM 716 Views
No, not really Larry - 17/09/2012 06:25:15 PM 1283 Views
Yes, Yes, wrap yourself in arrogance and declare yourself correct until your opposite gets bored... HyogaRott - 17/09/2012 11:12:17 PM 1597 Views
Nah, I just wipe my ass with arrogance Larry - 18/09/2012 12:23:44 AM 1841 Views
The last word with me is rather difficult to obtain HyogaRott - 18/09/2012 02:48:03 PM 1385 Views
Don't try to argue with them. They've made their judgments. They are better than you. lord-of-shadow - 10/09/2012 09:36:17 PM 1423 Views
Defensive much? *NM* Larry - 10/09/2012 10:31:17 PM 766 Views
Perhaps. It's annoying, because I tend to agree with you guys - you and Tom and Stephen. lord-of-shadow - 11/09/2012 02:32:28 AM 1419 Views
The odd thing that there wasn't any belittling on my part -see other response. *NM* Larry - 11/09/2012 03:17:36 AM 713 Views
For the record, I wasn't trying to be condescending in my response. Tom - 11/09/2012 05:52:29 PM 1427 Views
He never said you couldn't enjoy it. Stephen - 10/09/2012 11:10:11 PM 1542 Views
Indeed Larry - 10/09/2012 11:17:20 PM 1417 Views
But they aren't. Wibble - 10/09/2012 11:48:14 PM 1458 Views
Prove it. *NM* Stephen - 11/09/2012 03:12:17 AM 699 Views
He also went on to compare liking the books to having the standards of a nine-year-old. lord-of-shadow - 11/09/2012 02:34:18 AM 1408 Views
You didn't read what I said very well then Larry - 11/09/2012 03:16:21 AM 1400 Views
You're right. In the context of this thread, I'm basically acting like a raving lunatic. lord-of-shadow - 11/09/2012 02:48:19 PM 1440 Views
It's not like any of us have ever been innocent 100% of the time Larry - 11/09/2012 03:49:22 PM 1369 Views
I believe that they were not meant for adults. Tom - 10/09/2012 12:30:05 AM 1420 Views
Very few of my friends were reading the books; some played the game, though Larry - 10/09/2012 01:06:07 AM 1406 Views
Basically, both get dubious kudos for trying something new by the dire standards of the day. Werthead - 10/09/2012 11:38:22 PM 1439 Views
Interesting point Larry - 11/09/2012 12:41:01 AM 1401 Views
Are you aware of the game's alignment rules? Some of the novels struggle with this. Werthead - 12/09/2012 10:58:37 PM 1424 Views
Not aware of it at all until now Larry - 12/09/2012 11:18:57 PM 1412 Views
How is that possible? Tom - 12/09/2012 11:28:33 PM 1359 Views
My dad was (and is) influenced by Evangelicals Larry - 13/09/2012 12:17:36 AM 1311 Views
Wait, so you didn't read the Chronicles first? Tom - 13/09/2012 02:12:13 PM 1313 Views
No Larry - 13/09/2012 02:18:03 PM 1389 Views
Well, it's sort of like starting Jordan at Lord of Chaos Tom - 13/09/2012 05:18:23 PM 1381 Views
Oddly enough, I started WoT at CoS in November 1997 Larry - 13/09/2012 05:56:04 PM 1351 Views
Chronicles is considerably weaker Werthead - 13/09/2012 11:14:38 PM 1411 Views
Needless to say, once I finish reading the Icewind Dale trilogy, I'm done with D&D Larry - 14/09/2012 12:38:47 AM 1549 Views
12 modules, not 15 Tom - 14/09/2012 02:55:39 PM 1543 Views
These threads are so much better than the rape threads! *NM* Dan - 12/09/2012 04:03:01 AM 803 Views
You're just waiting to see if I'll use hexameter in the next one *NM* Larry - 12/09/2012 04:32:31 AM 637 Views
When do we get to see some alexandrines? *NM* Stephen - 12/09/2012 12:41:29 PM 721 Views
Or quatrains? Larry - 12/09/2012 03:25:13 PM 1298 Views
And having now finished Dragonlance: Legends, its very own sonnet Larry - 13/09/2012 12:31:51 PM 1393 Views
At least you didn't read the Baldur's Gate novelizations beetnemesis - 14/09/2012 04:29:17 AM 1332 Views
Sssssh! Larry - 14/09/2012 05:10:19 AM 1406 Views
People become lesbians for no reason! beetnemesis - 17/09/2012 04:34:20 PM 1260 Views
I think my IQ dropped further upon learning of this Larry - 17/09/2012 06:29:29 PM 1301 Views
Baldurs Gate wooooo! Foxhead - 14/09/2012 04:13:34 PM 1525 Views
Eh, Star Wars Expanded Universe I could see reading. Some of them are supposed to be good beetnemesis - 17/09/2012 04:37:05 PM 1757 Views
Is the review dire because of the subject or the sonnet form? Foxhead - 14/09/2012 04:24:37 PM 1440 Views
Both Larry - 14/09/2012 04:36:59 PM 1340 Views
it would be unusual for someone to just randomly pick books like that up Foxhead - 14/09/2012 05:05:37 PM 1678 Views
Interesting scenario Larry - 14/09/2012 10:16:11 PM 1372 Views
Re: Interesting scenario Foxhead - 15/09/2012 09:55:59 AM 1636 Views
Re: Interesting scenario Larry - 17/09/2012 06:28:57 PM 1299 Views
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