I'm fairly sure I'd have to be driving to properly humiliate him.
And tape it.
And sell it to TMZ.
And then do it all over again to Ben Affleck.
My plan is coming together quite nicely, quite nicely indeed.
And tape it.
And sell it to TMZ.
And then do it all over again to Ben Affleck.
My plan is coming together quite nicely, quite nicely indeed.
Tim Freaking Tebow???
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- 23/04/2010 04:07:50 AM
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- 23/04/2010 04:07:50 AM
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I know,right? I totally would not fuck him. *NM*
- 23/04/2010 04:28:15 AM
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I'm not gay...but I might do that. Mostly in hopes that I could make him cry again.
- 23/04/2010 04:36:42 AM
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I was lying anyway. I just wanted to show some sympathy for your obvious disappointment.
- 23/04/2010 04:42:30 AM
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- 23/04/2010 04:42:30 AM
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It was a noble effort
- 23/04/2010 04:44:54 AM
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I am a sick man. I should be ashamed, but I so totally wanna see that.
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- 23/04/2010 04:46:58 AM
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- 23/04/2010 04:46:58 AM
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PS...I am glad the jerk is with the Broncos and not the Patriots, though.
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- 23/04/2010 04:43:09 AM
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- 23/04/2010 04:43:09 AM
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I'm suspending my Broncos fandom and rooting for the Texans for now
- 23/04/2010 04:48:27 AM
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Well, as a former Titans seat holder, I can't root for the Texans.
- 23/04/2010 05:01:18 AM
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They're just the winners by default
- 23/04/2010 05:05:13 AM
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Yeah, and David Carr was very nice to look at, too, when he was there.
- 23/04/2010 05:13:53 AM
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why not? that is one HOT pro-life virgin. Id be all overthat! *NM*
- 23/04/2010 07:54:00 AM
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What a weird pick.
- 23/04/2010 04:51:31 AM
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I was still trying to wrap my brain around them not drafting Dez Bryant when it happened
- 23/04/2010 04:54:07 AM
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Why would McDaniels want to draft Marshall Mk2 in Bryant?
- 23/04/2010 10:14:32 AM
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Actually, based just on scouting it sounds like he DID go after Marshall Mk 2.
- 23/04/2010 02:42:21 PM
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Marshall was a criminal and a diva
- 23/04/2010 05:32:12 PM
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I think it was an excellent choice
- 23/04/2010 05:54:46 PM
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Yeah, but Clausen is totally the male version of a butterface. So, um, no.
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- 23/04/2010 05:00:10 AM
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- 23/04/2010 05:00:10 AM
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Yeah, he's even uglier than Colt McCoy. He might be the ugliest QB in the draft.
- 23/04/2010 05:07:17 AM
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Oh, dear. I totally should not have googled Colt McCoy's pictures.
- 23/04/2010 05:11:25 AM
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I don't know, McCoy looks like he's ten years old. He has a weird face. *NM*
- 23/04/2010 09:04:02 AM
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This certainly has turned into a homoerotic thread
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- 23/04/2010 09:24:06 AM
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- 23/04/2010 09:24:06 AM
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I'm gay....and a slut. It's what I do.
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- 23/04/2010 11:00:47 AM
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- 23/04/2010 11:00:47 AM
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If he wore those blue football pants to bed . . . He could do me any way he wanted to. *NM*
- 23/04/2010 01:33:45 PM
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Does Quinn beat small children or something?
- 23/04/2010 02:52:33 PM
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Yeah, I feel bad for Quinn
- 23/04/2010 05:38:37 PM
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Now Quinn would be welcome to take his helmet off and stay a while. Mmmmm. *NM*
- 23/04/2010 05:45:47 PM
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he will if Tebow is as big of a bust as some of the talking heads claim he will be
- 23/04/2010 06:34:23 PM
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I really don't know much more about him than that he was as heavily hyped out of college as Tebow is
- 28/04/2010 02:38:04 AM
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They don't need him to start playing this year
- 28/04/2010 06:09:48 PM
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Yah, an expensive bench warmer.
- 04/05/2010 05:34:01 PM
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McDaniels is either a genius or an idiot...
- 23/04/2010 03:07:21 PM
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Not only a terrible pick, but they traded three picks to get him. *NM*
- 23/04/2010 03:17:40 PM
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Denver needs a good, wholesome, family oriented white boy on the team.
- 23/04/2010 03:48:57 PM
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He has a lot of potential up side and the down side is minor
- 23/04/2010 04:24:42 PM
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I'm way cool with drafting him... less so with the unnecessary pick surrendering to get him so early *NM*
- 06/05/2010 03:16:05 AM
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