This would be hilarious if it weren't so sad.
Apparently my soon to be ex wife is more math challenged than I thought.
Amy is running around telling people (and she clearly believes this because she's telling ME it) that she is the 'primary caregiver' and 'does 90% of looking after Melissa'. I'm pretty sure she's likely told her lawyer this.
Here's the thing:
7 days in the week x 24 hours in the day = 168 hours in the week.
Now, I normally pick Melissa up sometime between 5 and 6 on Friday night and bring her back on Monday morning between 7 and 8. Doing that math:
6 hours Friday night
24 hours Saturday
24 hours Sunday
7 hours Monday Morning = 61 Hours
I also fairly commonly take Melly for one night during the week:
6 hours Wednesday night
7 hours Thursday morning = 13 hours
Now if we add those two together, we get 74 hours.
168/2 (half of all the hours in the week) = 84 hours.
Hmmm. 90% eh? Looks to me like I'm doing 44% out of a possible 50% and I work full time with a long commute.
The lady's reality cheque has clearly bounced.
Apparently my soon to be ex wife is more math challenged than I thought.
Amy is running around telling people (and she clearly believes this because she's telling ME it) that she is the 'primary caregiver' and 'does 90% of looking after Melissa'. I'm pretty sure she's likely told her lawyer this.
Here's the thing:
7 days in the week x 24 hours in the day = 168 hours in the week.
Now, I normally pick Melissa up sometime between 5 and 6 on Friday night and bring her back on Monday morning between 7 and 8. Doing that math:
6 hours Friday night
24 hours Saturday
24 hours Sunday
7 hours Monday Morning = 61 Hours
I also fairly commonly take Melly for one night during the week:
6 hours Wednesday night
7 hours Thursday morning = 13 hours
Now if we add those two together, we get 74 hours.
168/2 (half of all the hours in the week) = 84 hours.
Hmmm. 90% eh? Looks to me like I'm doing 44% out of a possible 50% and I work full time with a long commute.
The lady's reality cheque has clearly bounced.
May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk.
Old Egyptian Blessing
Old Egyptian Blessing
So more on the whole custody thing
- 26/05/2010 03:42:21 PM
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Well she definitely sucks at math 
- 26/05/2010 04:01:59 PM
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- 26/05/2010 04:01:59 PM
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Indeed.
- 26/05/2010 04:14:49 PM
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I'm assuming Melissa's not in school
- 26/05/2010 05:07:32 PM
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That really sucks
- 26/05/2010 06:11:34 PM
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As a general rule, rationalization and self deceit are the primary tools of a woman's trade.
- 27/05/2010 03:24:30 AM
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*NM*