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I had a grandpa who was a kleptomaniac. everynametaken Send a noteboard - 15/08/2010 05:41:11 AM
So the big question. If you were to be devoid of self-control and/or morals, what crime do you most see yourself committing? I'm not asking about what you would choose to commit, or why a certain crime would be better to commit over others.

I'm asking what crime you believe your persona would be compelled to commit by force of your own psyche.



I'd be a klepto, no doubt.


That dude would steal anything and everything even into old age. The funny thing is that the times when he was busted he had money in his pocket to pay for the stuff. That's the sickness part of it I guess.
But wine was the great assassin of both tradition and propriety...
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Crime: what would you commit? LadyLorraine - 15/08/2010 01:49:22 AM 1891 Views
Road Rage. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 15/08/2010 01:52:37 AM 642 Views
if I had no morals, then all of them would be a possibility wouldnt they? Aisha - 15/08/2010 02:05:20 AM 1411 Views
no, they wouldn't. I'm talking about psychologically LadyLorraine - 15/08/2010 02:38:09 AM 1244 Views
actually, I think I would be a rapist Aisha - 15/08/2010 05:34:03 AM 1340 Views
Kidnapping cute babies? You're such a sweetie. everynametaken - 15/08/2010 05:35:31 AM 1314 Views
hehe Aisha - 15/08/2010 11:29:36 PM 1363 Views
If no morals...than armed bank robbery. *NM* LordPerrin - 15/08/2010 03:29:34 AM 803 Views
wouldn't it depend upon the circumstances StarrBecca - 15/08/2010 03:43:33 AM 1336 Views
Hmm, although I try my best to forgive people who have wronged me... everynametaken - 15/08/2010 05:38:40 AM 1223 Views
I had a grandpa who was a kleptomaniac. everynametaken - 15/08/2010 05:41:11 AM 1413 Views
Maybe murder?? Brian - 15/08/2010 06:08:26 AM 1436 Views
Theft, probably. Darth_Katie - 15/08/2010 06:43:40 AM 1211 Views
Freelance contract killer, specializing in politicians and people who drive slowly in the fast lane Vodalus - 15/08/2010 07:20:46 AM 1233 Views
you do realize there's no such thing as a "fast lane"? LadyLorraine - 15/08/2010 03:01:00 PM 1388 Views
And by being a "passing" lane nossy - 15/08/2010 03:08:42 PM 1379 Views
I can't condone you treating those who drive in the left lane at the speed limit badly *NM* Floffe - 15/08/2010 03:17:51 PM 695 Views
Good thing I can feel the way I do w/o asking your permission. nossy - 15/08/2010 03:53:56 PM 1401 Views
I can. Particularly if they stay there, because then they aren't using it correctly anyway. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 15/08/2010 07:24:41 PM 670 Views
What Nossy said, both to you and Floffe. Vodalus - 15/08/2010 06:36:31 PM 1376 Views
Can I be your sidekick? *NM* Avendesora - 16/08/2010 03:02:17 PM 703 Views
But of course. Hop in! *NM* Vodalus - 17/08/2010 12:01:49 AM 649 Views
Theft. Murder. Torture. A lot of unpleasant things, I'm sure. Ghavrel - 15/08/2010 08:05:37 AM 1271 Views
I'd probably steal money. Don't know if robbery or fraud would be easier... *NM* Tim - 15/08/2010 11:03:57 AM 680 Views
Murder, but not in anger. Just for excitement (and/or money). (beat.) - 15/08/2010 12:05:55 PM 1339 Views
I'm not sure how I would know that. nossy - 15/08/2010 03:06:42 PM 1302 Views
Murder of annoying idiots and nuclear blackmail SilverWarder - 15/08/2010 03:07:08 PM 1395 Views
People who get in the way - kill 'em all snoopcester - 15/08/2010 03:19:29 PM 1368 Views
Assault and theft, probably Camilla - 15/08/2010 03:28:16 PM 1343 Views
LOL! Rebekah - 15/08/2010 11:32:50 PM 1369 Views
Re: LOL! Camilla - 15/08/2010 11:34:37 PM 1379 Views
Re: LOL! Rebekah - 15/08/2010 11:35:46 PM 1350 Views
Re: LOL! Camilla - 15/08/2010 11:38:00 PM 1267 Views
I hate the Festival. Rebekah - 15/08/2010 11:41:19 PM 1417 Views
You guys are goddamn lucky to have the festival. (beat.) - 21/08/2010 12:47:05 AM 1175 Views
Re: You guys are goddamn lucky to have the festival. Camilla - 22/08/2010 09:02:16 PM 1184 Views
It's not so much the Festival. Rebekah - 22/08/2010 10:52:13 PM 1581 Views
Are you saying that only I would be immune to the legal consequences or BlackAdder - 15/08/2010 05:09:01 PM 1258 Views
I'd steal a LOT ironclad - 15/08/2010 05:26:39 PM 1414 Views
I would build my bank of small cannon random thoughts - 15/08/2010 05:37:41 PM 1353 Views
vigilante killer *NM* damookster - 15/08/2010 05:40:25 PM 766 Views
of the Dexter variety? *NM* Aisha - 15/08/2010 06:54:34 PM 600 Views
You would kill vigilantes? I'm a bit concerned that this would get circular *NM* snoopcester - 15/08/2010 07:11:19 PM 747 Views
*NM* Rebekah - 15/08/2010 11:32:00 PM 565 Views
pfft... damookster - 16/08/2010 02:47:38 AM 1406 Views
I'm in the clear then! *NM* snoop - 16/08/2010 11:54:50 AM 629 Views
SMASH! Urza - 15/08/2010 06:30:35 PM 1190 Views
isnt that what you do now? *NM* Aisha - 15/08/2010 06:53:45 PM 693 Views
Come a little closer. *NM* Urza - 15/08/2010 08:58:50 PM 652 Views
I can't believe we don't have a single potential prostitute in this lot. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 15/08/2010 07:25:39 PM 712 Views
I assumed that was what Jens meant when he limited what he'd admit to, he just didn't want to say it *NM* snoopcester - 15/08/2010 07:37:41 PM 730 Views
I had the exact same thought. *NM* Vodalus - 15/08/2010 07:40:39 PM 574 Views
I don't think it's a crime to go around giving it away for free. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 15/08/2010 07:43:31 PM 592 Views
No, not till he starts charging. *NM* snoopcester - 15/08/2010 08:21:31 PM 601 Views
Yeah, until then, it's just a crime against nature. *NM* Brian - 16/08/2010 06:50:33 AM 669 Views
*NM* ironclad - 16/08/2010 11:38:57 AM 649 Views
lmao. <3 nossy - 16/08/2010 02:00:59 PM 1457 Views
snoopcester - 16/08/2010 02:25:20 PM 1253 Views
Eh, he's got one of those baby faces. nossy - 16/08/2010 02:35:31 PM 1269 Views
The ones that look nothing like a baby? snoopcester - 16/08/2010 04:10:33 PM 1366 Views
haha, I only tease cause I like you. *NM* Brian - 16/08/2010 09:24:58 PM 601 Views
*NM* snoopcester - 16/08/2010 11:53:13 AM 583 Views
I thought she meant things we would not do now *NM* random thoughts - 15/08/2010 07:44:58 PM 729 Views
yah, that's why i'm not surprised LadyLorraine - 15/08/2010 08:27:22 PM 1228 Views
Prostitution is perfectly legal here. *NM* Helene - 16/08/2010 11:15:43 AM 614 Views
Well, yeah, obviously it would be a regional crime. (It's also legal in much of Nevada.) TaskmasterJack - 16/08/2010 11:02:50 PM 1319 Views
that whole threadjack, was awesome! StarrBecca - 17/08/2010 03:52:30 AM 1239 Views
Jewel Theft Sidious - 15/08/2010 08:15:49 PM 1330 Views
Oh, it looks like several people have answered something related to motoring BlackAdder - 15/08/2010 09:18:25 PM 1340 Views
Elbowing and/or tripping anyone who walks in my way, or is too slow in the street. Rebekah - 15/08/2010 11:35:03 PM 1447 Views
Elbowing or tripping people? You brute . *NM* Avendesora - 16/08/2010 03:03:40 PM 589 Views
Euthanasia... Danu - 16/08/2010 05:24:38 AM 1323 Views
I already have no morals... A Deathwatch Guard - 16/08/2010 06:43:42 AM 1408 Views
I'd be a klepto, no doubt. rAndy aL - 16/08/2010 11:31:28 AM 1454 Views
It also says a lot that this is the first time on RAFO I see 5 of my MB buddies in one post *NM* ironclad - 16/08/2010 01:46:18 PM 738 Views
*NM* Avendesora - 16/08/2010 03:05:38 PM 631 Views
Diamond theft. Elaine - 16/08/2010 02:58:14 PM 1419 Views
That's a good one. Darth_Katie - 16/08/2010 07:43:21 PM 1309 Views
i can't find myself liking pearls LadyLorraine - 16/08/2010 07:46:44 PM 1165 Views
But they're pretty mineralized oyster loogies Darth_Katie - 16/08/2010 10:01:25 PM 1246 Views
Grand theft, arson, murder, rape, Hieshyn - 22/08/2010 08:33:34 PM 1497 Views
I would jaywalk. Like A LOT. edgecutioner - 02/09/2010 12:02:21 AM 1595 Views
Assasinate Glenn Beck *NM* Napoleon62 - 02/09/2010 02:41:54 PM 782 Views
No, no, no... unrealistic immoral things. What you suggested is just good sense. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 02/09/2010 11:00:44 PM 696 Views
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