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I had a grandpa who was a kleptomaniac. everynametaken Send a noteboard - 15/08/2010 05:41:11 AM
So the big question. If you were to be devoid of self-control and/or morals, what crime do you most see yourself committing? I'm not asking about what you would choose to commit, or why a certain crime would be better to commit over others.

I'm asking what crime you believe your persona would be compelled to commit by force of your own psyche.



I'd be a klepto, no doubt.


That dude would steal anything and everything even into old age. The funny thing is that the times when he was busted he had money in his pocket to pay for the stuff. That's the sickness part of it I guess.
But wine was the great assassin of both tradition and propriety...
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Crime: what would you commit? LadyLorraine - 15/08/2010 01:49:22 AM 1764 Views
Road Rage. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 15/08/2010 01:52:37 AM 572 Views
if I had no morals, then all of them would be a possibility wouldnt they? Aisha - 15/08/2010 02:05:20 AM 1251 Views
no, they wouldn't. I'm talking about psychologically LadyLorraine - 15/08/2010 02:38:09 AM 1080 Views
actually, I think I would be a rapist Aisha - 15/08/2010 05:34:03 AM 1190 Views
Kidnapping cute babies? You're such a sweetie. everynametaken - 15/08/2010 05:35:31 AM 1172 Views
hehe Aisha - 15/08/2010 11:29:36 PM 1231 Views
If no morals...than armed bank robbery. *NM* LordPerrin - 15/08/2010 03:29:34 AM 724 Views
wouldn't it depend upon the circumstances StarrBecca - 15/08/2010 03:43:33 AM 1196 Views
Hmm, although I try my best to forgive people who have wronged me... everynametaken - 15/08/2010 05:38:40 AM 1062 Views
I had a grandpa who was a kleptomaniac. everynametaken - 15/08/2010 05:41:11 AM 1277 Views
Maybe murder?? Brian - 15/08/2010 06:08:26 AM 1300 Views
Theft, probably. Darth_Katie - 15/08/2010 06:43:40 AM 1069 Views
Freelance contract killer, specializing in politicians and people who drive slowly in the fast lane Vodalus - 15/08/2010 07:20:46 AM 1097 Views
you do realize there's no such thing as a "fast lane"? LadyLorraine - 15/08/2010 03:01:00 PM 1246 Views
And by being a "passing" lane nossy - 15/08/2010 03:08:42 PM 1237 Views
I can't condone you treating those who drive in the left lane at the speed limit badly *NM* Floffe - 15/08/2010 03:17:51 PM 616 Views
Good thing I can feel the way I do w/o asking your permission. nossy - 15/08/2010 03:53:56 PM 1264 Views
I can. Particularly if they stay there, because then they aren't using it correctly anyway. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 15/08/2010 07:24:41 PM 597 Views
What Nossy said, both to you and Floffe. Vodalus - 15/08/2010 06:36:31 PM 1233 Views
Can I be your sidekick? *NM* Avendesora - 16/08/2010 03:02:17 PM 606 Views
But of course. Hop in! *NM* Vodalus - 17/08/2010 12:01:49 AM 562 Views
Theft. Murder. Torture. A lot of unpleasant things, I'm sure. Ghavrel - 15/08/2010 08:05:37 AM 1134 Views
I'd probably steal money. Don't know if robbery or fraud would be easier... *NM* Tim - 15/08/2010 11:03:57 AM 607 Views
Murder, but not in anger. Just for excitement (and/or money). (beat.) - 15/08/2010 12:05:55 PM 1202 Views
I'm not sure how I would know that. nossy - 15/08/2010 03:06:42 PM 1161 Views
Murder of annoying idiots and nuclear blackmail SilverWarder - 15/08/2010 03:07:08 PM 1246 Views
People who get in the way - kill 'em all snoopcester - 15/08/2010 03:19:29 PM 1224 Views
Assault and theft, probably Camilla - 15/08/2010 03:28:16 PM 1188 Views
LOL! Rebekah - 15/08/2010 11:32:50 PM 1194 Views
Re: LOL! Camilla - 15/08/2010 11:34:37 PM 1241 Views
Re: LOL! Rebekah - 15/08/2010 11:35:46 PM 1212 Views
Re: LOL! Camilla - 15/08/2010 11:38:00 PM 1126 Views
I hate the Festival. Rebekah - 15/08/2010 11:41:19 PM 1263 Views
You guys are goddamn lucky to have the festival. (beat.) - 21/08/2010 12:47:05 AM 1022 Views
Re: You guys are goddamn lucky to have the festival. Camilla - 22/08/2010 09:02:16 PM 1039 Views
It's not so much the Festival. Rebekah - 22/08/2010 10:52:13 PM 1426 Views
Are you saying that only I would be immune to the legal consequences or BlackAdder - 15/08/2010 05:09:01 PM 1108 Views
I'd steal a LOT ironclad - 15/08/2010 05:26:39 PM 1268 Views
I would build my bank of small cannon random thoughts - 15/08/2010 05:37:41 PM 1187 Views
vigilante killer *NM* damookster - 15/08/2010 05:40:25 PM 699 Views
of the Dexter variety? *NM* Aisha - 15/08/2010 06:54:34 PM 517 Views
You would kill vigilantes? I'm a bit concerned that this would get circular *NM* snoopcester - 15/08/2010 07:11:19 PM 619 Views
*NM* Rebekah - 15/08/2010 11:32:00 PM 488 Views
pfft... damookster - 16/08/2010 02:47:38 AM 1257 Views
I'm in the clear then! *NM* snoop - 16/08/2010 11:54:50 AM 551 Views
SMASH! Urza - 15/08/2010 06:30:35 PM 1058 Views
isnt that what you do now? *NM* Aisha - 15/08/2010 06:53:45 PM 598 Views
Come a little closer. *NM* Urza - 15/08/2010 08:58:50 PM 584 Views
I can't believe we don't have a single potential prostitute in this lot. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 15/08/2010 07:25:39 PM 636 Views
I assumed that was what Jens meant when he limited what he'd admit to, he just didn't want to say it *NM* snoopcester - 15/08/2010 07:37:41 PM 632 Views
I had the exact same thought. *NM* Vodalus - 15/08/2010 07:40:39 PM 492 Views
I don't think it's a crime to go around giving it away for free. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 15/08/2010 07:43:31 PM 520 Views
No, not till he starts charging. *NM* snoopcester - 15/08/2010 08:21:31 PM 528 Views
Yeah, until then, it's just a crime against nature. *NM* Brian - 16/08/2010 06:50:33 AM 585 Views
*NM* ironclad - 16/08/2010 11:38:57 AM 574 Views
lmao. <3 nossy - 16/08/2010 02:00:59 PM 1296 Views
snoopcester - 16/08/2010 02:25:20 PM 1101 Views
Eh, he's got one of those baby faces. nossy - 16/08/2010 02:35:31 PM 1137 Views
The ones that look nothing like a baby? snoopcester - 16/08/2010 04:10:33 PM 1223 Views
haha, I only tease cause I like you. *NM* Brian - 16/08/2010 09:24:58 PM 533 Views
*NM* snoopcester - 16/08/2010 11:53:13 AM 506 Views
I thought she meant things we would not do now *NM* random thoughts - 15/08/2010 07:44:58 PM 590 Views
yah, that's why i'm not surprised LadyLorraine - 15/08/2010 08:27:22 PM 1051 Views
Prostitution is perfectly legal here. *NM* Helene - 16/08/2010 11:15:43 AM 549 Views
Well, yeah, obviously it would be a regional crime. (It's also legal in much of Nevada.) TaskmasterJack - 16/08/2010 11:02:50 PM 1181 Views
that whole threadjack, was awesome! StarrBecca - 17/08/2010 03:52:30 AM 1094 Views
Jewel Theft Sidious - 15/08/2010 08:15:49 PM 1172 Views
Oh, it looks like several people have answered something related to motoring BlackAdder - 15/08/2010 09:18:25 PM 1185 Views
Elbowing and/or tripping anyone who walks in my way, or is too slow in the street. Rebekah - 15/08/2010 11:35:03 PM 1277 Views
Elbowing or tripping people? You brute . *NM* Avendesora - 16/08/2010 03:03:40 PM 525 Views
Euthanasia... Danu - 16/08/2010 05:24:38 AM 1180 Views
I already have no morals... A Deathwatch Guard - 16/08/2010 06:43:42 AM 1266 Views
I'd be a klepto, no doubt. rAndy aL - 16/08/2010 11:31:28 AM 1300 Views
It also says a lot that this is the first time on RAFO I see 5 of my MB buddies in one post *NM* ironclad - 16/08/2010 01:46:18 PM 665 Views
*NM* Avendesora - 16/08/2010 03:05:38 PM 564 Views
Diamond theft. Elaine - 16/08/2010 02:58:14 PM 1283 Views
That's a good one. Darth_Katie - 16/08/2010 07:43:21 PM 1163 Views
i can't find myself liking pearls LadyLorraine - 16/08/2010 07:46:44 PM 1019 Views
But they're pretty mineralized oyster loogies Darth_Katie - 16/08/2010 10:01:25 PM 1095 Views
Grand theft, arson, murder, rape, Hieshyn - 22/08/2010 08:33:34 PM 1344 Views
I would jaywalk. Like A LOT. edgecutioner - 02/09/2010 12:02:21 AM 1438 Views
Assasinate Glenn Beck *NM* Napoleon62 - 02/09/2010 02:41:54 PM 702 Views
No, no, no... unrealistic immoral things. What you suggested is just good sense. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 02/09/2010 11:00:44 PM 586 Views
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