But, after the first few glimpses, at least I still seem to be the handsome devil of the show.
That reads "Jens is the Deviled Ham of the show" ... and from Lichtenstein apparently. 

I've heard Erika use that expression "handsome devil". Not on me, but still. It's valid
*MySmiley*
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
So, the scripts are in for next season, people. [SPOILERS]
- 06/10/2010 01:13:59 PM
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- 06/10/2010 04:13:56 PM
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We're renegotiating my contract before you see me on set.
- 06/10/2010 01:55:40 PM
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- 06/10/2010 01:55:40 PM
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Contracts Schmontracts. I'll have my people talk to your people.*
- 06/10/2010 02:10:02 PM
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My people have genital-seeking MIRVs.
- 06/10/2010 02:17:18 PM
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Eh, we'll let them bash it out.
- 06/10/2010 02:21:32 PM
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*terminates your prepositions*
- 06/10/2010 02:24:28 PM
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Okay-yeah about-that. One complaint re: ep#4 + a suggestion re: the Pimp-My-Revenue strategy.
- 06/10/2010 03:34:07 PM
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Re: Ka-Wow!
- 06/10/2010 04:38:52 PM
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I wonder what country I "move to" this year...
- 06/10/2010 03:43:58 PM
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Hmm... I know English is your second language...
- 06/10/2010 03:48:24 PM
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Nonono!
- 06/10/2010 04:19:21 PM
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My diva ways don't really allow for pre-planning.
- 06/10/2010 04:10:17 PM
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Aw man.
- 06/10/2010 04:43:22 PM
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Ohman, you should read it; you&me, we got some pretty wild stuff going on in there.
- 06/10/2010 07:49:43 PM
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Hm. There is intrigue-ment.
- 07/10/2010 01:57:50 AM
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XD In my defense, it's a very good foot. *NM*
- 07/10/2010 05:37:00 AM
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Are you kidding? It's like Adam Sandler's foot in Mr. Deeds. *NM*
- 07/10/2010 11:06:45 AM
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. . . IN MY DEFENSE, I was surprisingly drunk given the moderate amount of alcohol I had consumed.
- 07/10/2010 12:12:44 PM
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- 06/10/2010 04:13:56 PM
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Nice.
- 06/10/2010 07:14:22 PM
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Well
- 06/10/2010 07:19:53 PM
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Nossy is going to be so mad at me. At my character I mean. *nods* *NM*
- 06/10/2010 04:30:26 PM
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I know right!
- 06/10/2010 04:46:50 PM
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can I get a cameo tossed in there somewhere? *NM*
- 06/10/2010 04:53:03 PM
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am i still a stone statue this season?
- 06/10/2010 05:23:12 PM
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Leprosy? Damn. I guess that explains where I was all last season. *NM*
- 06/10/2010 06:07:36 PM
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Actually,
- 06/10/2010 06:24:53 PM
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I've always hated Ted Danson. *NM*
- 07/10/2010 05:54:27 AM
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Me too!
- 07/10/2010 11:47:03 AM
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My script only has one page.
- 06/10/2010 06:51:38 PM
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- 06/10/2010 06:51:38 PM
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I get kidnapped by a pair of Ukrainian disco-obsessives,
- 06/10/2010 07:38:08 PM
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Yeah, about that?
- 07/10/2010 11:55:56 AM
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Yes, I noted the euphemism
- 07/10/2010 07:57:39 PM
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Why can't I just get back to the sweet and innocent gig? Character development is
- 06/10/2010 07:41:40 PM
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don't complain, i've been wearing the same outfit for two years now
- 06/10/2010 10:01:30 PM
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Am I Frightened Inmate #2 again?
*NM*
- 06/10/2010 08:27:35 PM
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*NM*
- 06/10/2010 08:27:35 PM
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Sweet! We're resurrecting the word "rad." *NM*
- 06/10/2010 08:33:14 PM
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My script says I'm going to be killed off...
- 06/10/2010 11:51:24 PM
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You weren't supposed to be TESTING...
- 07/10/2010 12:08:16 PM
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I'm just glad the new network picked us up after we got cancelled. *NM*
- 07/10/2010 04:17:36 AM
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The SyFy channel will air anything. *NM*
- 07/10/2010 11:07:18 AM
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Mine must have been lost in the mail
- 07/10/2010 05:59:22 AM
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It's the writers, man.
- 07/10/2010 12:12:09 PM
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Believe it or not, the skin grafts were the least painful part
- 07/10/2010 09:34:29 PM
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Dude, of course you get your own trailer.
- 08/10/2010 08:41:11 PM
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