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Well, see... Kuke Send a noteboard - 07/10/2010 12:04:07 PM
I got my SAG card for this???

If you join the Secret Agent Guild you have to be prepared for ANYTHING.

Including, obviously, only getting three lines.

I'm afraid, sir, this is an instance of you shooting yourself in the foot.

However, if you can tap dance, we may just have an opening for you*.




*With a significant pay decrease, obviously.
Kuke.
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So, the scripts are in for next season, people. [SPOILERS] Kuke - 06/10/2010 01:13:59 PM 1338 Views
We're renegotiating my contract before you see me on set. Joel - 06/10/2010 01:55:40 PM 990 Views
Contracts Schmontracts. I'll have my people talk to your people.* Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:10:02 PM 905 Views
My people have genital-seeking MIRVs. Joel - 06/10/2010 02:17:18 PM 904 Views
Eh, we'll let them bash it out. Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:21:32 PM 995 Views
*terminates your prepositions* Joel - 06/10/2010 02:24:28 PM 954 Views
*cough* Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:32:06 PM 849 Views
Termination is always funny. Joel - 07/10/2010 10:26:24 AM 912 Views
Okay-yeah about-that. One complaint re: ep#4 + a suggestion re: the Pimp-My-Revenue strategy. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 03:34:07 PM 1140 Views
The coma doesn't happen for another two episodes *NM* ironclad - 06/10/2010 03:48:15 PM 561 Views
Re: Ka-Wow! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:38:52 PM 1086 Views
Catchphrase?, fine. But I want things in return. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:21:39 PM 968 Views
You ask a lot, young lady. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:35:59 AM 1086 Views
I wonder what country I "move to" this year... ironclad - 06/10/2010 03:43:58 PM 1003 Views
Hmm... I know English is your second language... Jacob - 06/10/2010 03:48:24 PM 976 Views
nossy - 06/10/2010 04:11:08 PM 943 Views
Nonono! ironclad - 06/10/2010 04:19:21 PM 1122 Views
Barbados! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:41:06 PM 1133 Views
Bahamas! ironclad - 06/10/2010 08:01:28 PM 963 Views
C'mon, pretty mama Joel - 07/10/2010 10:30:35 AM 996 Views
My diva ways don't really allow for pre-planning. nossy - 06/10/2010 04:10:17 PM 1060 Views
Aw man. Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:43:22 PM 944 Views
Oh, that's nice. nossy - 06/10/2010 07:16:50 PM 907 Views
I Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:38:50 AM 853 Views
Uh oh. Joel - 07/10/2010 10:32:42 AM 909 Views
We'll work around it. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:37:44 AM 951 Views
Why is experimenting with drugs always the solution? Joel - 07/10/2010 01:46:56 PM 857 Views
Ohman, you should read it; you&me, we got some pretty wild stuff going on in there. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 07:49:43 PM 1101 Views
Hm. There is intrigue-ment. nossy - 07/10/2010 01:57:50 AM 934 Views
XD In my defense, it's a very good foot. *NM* (beat.) - 07/10/2010 05:37:00 AM 413 Views
Are you kidding? It's like Adam Sandler's foot in Mr. Deeds. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 07/10/2010 11:06:45 AM 467 Views
. . . IN MY DEFENSE, I was surprisingly drunk given the moderate amount of alcohol I had consumed. (beat.) - 07/10/2010 12:12:44 PM 1008 Views
I'm pretty sure those drinks were 90% liquor nossy - 07/10/2010 04:30:41 PM 927 Views
snoopcester - 06/10/2010 04:13:56 PM 869 Views
Re: Gorilla. Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:44:42 PM 1101 Views
Nice. nossy - 06/10/2010 07:14:22 PM 1072 Views
Well snoopcester - 06/10/2010 07:19:53 PM 935 Views
Did nossy - 06/10/2010 07:21:20 PM 1153 Views
Quit subject changing snoopcester - 06/10/2010 07:23:28 PM 1196 Views
My, this is an interesting show. *NM* BlackAdder - 06/10/2010 07:52:01 PM 1076 Views
What the Hell! snoopcester - 06/10/2010 08:43:34 PM 963 Views
Nossy is going to be so mad at me. At my character I mean. *nods* *NM* Tigr - 06/10/2010 04:30:26 PM 468 Views
I know right! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:46:50 PM 933 Views
Didn't you already kill me once? nossy - 06/10/2010 07:15:25 PM 1135 Views
RETCON! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:42:16 AM 960 Views
can I get a cameo tossed in there somewhere? *NM* Zaphod - 06/10/2010 04:53:03 PM 671 Views
I'm sure we can fit you in somewhere... Kuke - 06/10/2010 05:14:12 PM 850 Views
(I mean obviously we'll unfreeze you!) Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:15:48 PM 991 Views
am i still a stone statue this season? Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 05:23:12 PM 1117 Views
Unfortunately, yes. Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:22:26 PM 950 Views
Re: Unfortunately, yes. Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 06:34:14 PM 1059 Views
NO. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:44:47 AM 875 Views
Leprosy? Damn. I guess that explains where I was all last season. *NM* Craig - 06/10/2010 06:07:36 PM 406 Views
Actually, Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:24:53 PM 974 Views
I've always hated Ted Danson. *NM* Craig - 07/10/2010 05:54:27 AM 524 Views
Me too! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:47:03 AM 860 Views
Jesuschrist, how many times do I have to tell you this?! (beat.) - 07/10/2010 12:01:48 PM 1008 Views
Man, I coulda sworn... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:24:12 PM 1032 Views
Re: Me too! Joel - 07/10/2010 01:49:08 PM 1141 Views
Well... parts of you.... Joel - 07/10/2010 10:37:19 AM 949 Views
I get to learn to read this season? Jacob - 06/10/2010 06:38:32 PM 891 Views
Not only that! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:50:51 AM 1062 Views
My script only has one page. Beqi - 06/10/2010 06:51:38 PM 917 Views
*surreptitiously hides own script* *NM* LadyLorraine - 06/10/2010 07:55:57 PM 507 Views
Don't sweat it! You guys will be fine! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:51:59 AM 988 Views
I get kidnapped by a pair of Ukrainian disco-obsessives, Stephen - 06/10/2010 07:38:08 PM 916 Views
Yeah, about that? Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:55:56 AM 1162 Views
Yes, I noted the euphemism Stephen - 07/10/2010 07:57:39 PM 886 Views
It's nothing to do with luck. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:34:21 PM 863 Views
Up up down down left right left right B A select start? *NM* Stephen - 08/10/2010 11:42:42 PM 469 Views
Why can't I just get back to the sweet and innocent gig? Character development is jh - 06/10/2010 07:41:40 PM 916 Views
don't complain, i've been wearing the same outfit for two years now Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 10:01:30 PM 852 Views
Dude. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:58:25 AM 778 Views
Am I Frightened Inmate #2 again? *NM* BlackAdder - 06/10/2010 08:27:35 PM 478 Views
[REFERENCE-FIVE!] *NM* (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:37:50 PM 410 Views
This. *NM* Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:59:03 AM 488 Views
If you need a reference, I'm glad to help BlackAdder - 07/10/2010 10:27:31 PM 880 Views
I think you blew it. *NM* Craig - 07/10/2010 05:57:32 AM 433 Views
Darn, I could taste those leading man parts in my mouth. *NM* BlackAdder - 07/10/2010 10:29:34 PM 448 Views
Sweet! We're resurrecting the word "rad." *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 06/10/2010 08:33:14 PM 424 Views
I was pushing for "tubular" but got outvoted. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 06/10/2010 10:08:22 PM 442 Views
Tubular is ok. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:00:51 PM 994 Views
Three lines.. really.. three?!? Kel - 06/10/2010 10:08:34 PM 955 Views
Well, see... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:04:07 PM 969 Views
My script says I'm going to be killed off... jiggy - 06/10/2010 11:51:24 PM 999 Views
You weren't supposed to be TESTING... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:08:16 PM 965 Views
Re: You weren't supposed to be TESTING... jiggy - 07/10/2010 02:56:03 PM 1065 Views
DAMMIT. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:38:36 PM 1346 Views
I'm just glad the new network picked us up after we got cancelled. *NM* Gher - 07/10/2010 04:17:36 AM 420 Views
The SyFy channel will air anything. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 07/10/2010 11:07:18 AM 410 Views
Anything but Firefly... *NM* Gher - 07/10/2010 04:48:58 PM 491 Views
Very sad. *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 07/10/2010 07:45:46 PM 438 Views
Damn right. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:09:50 PM 895 Views
Mine must have been lost in the mail Colonel Logain - 07/10/2010 05:59:22 AM 871 Views
It's the writers, man. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:12:09 PM 940 Views
What's upd... ah, I see what you did there! Colonel Logain - 07/10/2010 12:52:05 PM 949 Views
Mine neither, guy. Kuke - 08/10/2010 09:04:24 PM 923 Views
Believe it or not, the skin grafts were the least painful part Wulf`gar - 07/10/2010 09:34:29 PM 991 Views
Dude, of course you get your own trailer. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:41:11 PM 941 Views
And by 'your own' Jacob - 08/10/2010 08:52:23 PM 900 Views
Ah, well that makes perfect sense then Wulf`gar - 08/10/2010 09:47:02 PM 947 Views
Re: Scripts Gaps - 08/10/2010 01:40:05 AM 1057 Views
Later on it turns out Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:57:03 PM 1300 Views
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