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Well, see... Kuke Send a noteboard - 07/10/2010 12:04:07 PM
I got my SAG card for this???

If you join the Secret Agent Guild you have to be prepared for ANYTHING.

Including, obviously, only getting three lines.

I'm afraid, sir, this is an instance of you shooting yourself in the foot.

However, if you can tap dance, we may just have an opening for you*.




*With a significant pay decrease, obviously.
Kuke.
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So, the scripts are in for next season, people. [SPOILERS] Kuke - 06/10/2010 01:13:59 PM 1408 Views
We're renegotiating my contract before you see me on set. Joel - 06/10/2010 01:55:40 PM 1054 Views
Contracts Schmontracts. I'll have my people talk to your people.* Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:10:02 PM 965 Views
My people have genital-seeking MIRVs. Joel - 06/10/2010 02:17:18 PM 966 Views
Eh, we'll let them bash it out. Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:21:32 PM 1082 Views
*terminates your prepositions* Joel - 06/10/2010 02:24:28 PM 1017 Views
*cough* Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:32:06 PM 910 Views
Termination is always funny. Joel - 07/10/2010 10:26:24 AM 975 Views
Okay-yeah about-that. One complaint re: ep#4 + a suggestion re: the Pimp-My-Revenue strategy. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 03:34:07 PM 1198 Views
The coma doesn't happen for another two episodes *NM* ironclad - 06/10/2010 03:48:15 PM 592 Views
Re: Ka-Wow! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:38:52 PM 1150 Views
Catchphrase?, fine. But I want things in return. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:21:39 PM 1043 Views
You ask a lot, young lady. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:35:59 AM 1147 Views
I wonder what country I "move to" this year... ironclad - 06/10/2010 03:43:58 PM 1064 Views
Hmm... I know English is your second language... Jacob - 06/10/2010 03:48:24 PM 1035 Views
nossy - 06/10/2010 04:11:08 PM 1013 Views
Nonono! ironclad - 06/10/2010 04:19:21 PM 1183 Views
Barbados! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:41:06 PM 1195 Views
Bahamas! ironclad - 06/10/2010 08:01:28 PM 1048 Views
C'mon, pretty mama Joel - 07/10/2010 10:30:35 AM 1047 Views
My diva ways don't really allow for pre-planning. nossy - 06/10/2010 04:10:17 PM 1116 Views
Aw man. Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:43:22 PM 1002 Views
Oh, that's nice. nossy - 06/10/2010 07:16:50 PM 974 Views
I Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:38:50 AM 919 Views
Uh oh. Joel - 07/10/2010 10:32:42 AM 968 Views
We'll work around it. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:37:44 AM 1012 Views
Why is experimenting with drugs always the solution? Joel - 07/10/2010 01:46:56 PM 924 Views
Ohman, you should read it; you&me, we got some pretty wild stuff going on in there. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 07:49:43 PM 1162 Views
Hm. There is intrigue-ment. nossy - 07/10/2010 01:57:50 AM 1002 Views
XD In my defense, it's a very good foot. *NM* (beat.) - 07/10/2010 05:37:00 AM 444 Views
Are you kidding? It's like Adam Sandler's foot in Mr. Deeds. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 07/10/2010 11:06:45 AM 503 Views
. . . IN MY DEFENSE, I was surprisingly drunk given the moderate amount of alcohol I had consumed. (beat.) - 07/10/2010 12:12:44 PM 1074 Views
I'm pretty sure those drinks were 90% liquor nossy - 07/10/2010 04:30:41 PM 994 Views
snoopcester - 06/10/2010 04:13:56 PM 931 Views
Re: Gorilla. Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:44:42 PM 1170 Views
Nice. nossy - 06/10/2010 07:14:22 PM 1145 Views
Well snoopcester - 06/10/2010 07:19:53 PM 1003 Views
Did nossy - 06/10/2010 07:21:20 PM 1222 Views
Quit subject changing snoopcester - 06/10/2010 07:23:28 PM 1275 Views
My, this is an interesting show. *NM* BlackAdder - 06/10/2010 07:52:01 PM 1147 Views
What the Hell! snoopcester - 06/10/2010 08:43:34 PM 1034 Views
Nossy is going to be so mad at me. At my character I mean. *nods* *NM* Tigr - 06/10/2010 04:30:26 PM 494 Views
I know right! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:46:50 PM 1012 Views
Didn't you already kill me once? nossy - 06/10/2010 07:15:25 PM 1210 Views
RETCON! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:42:16 AM 1033 Views
can I get a cameo tossed in there somewhere? *NM* Zaphod - 06/10/2010 04:53:03 PM 718 Views
I'm sure we can fit you in somewhere... Kuke - 06/10/2010 05:14:12 PM 913 Views
(I mean obviously we'll unfreeze you!) Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:15:48 PM 1070 Views
am i still a stone statue this season? Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 05:23:12 PM 1178 Views
Unfortunately, yes. Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:22:26 PM 1018 Views
Re: Unfortunately, yes. Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 06:34:14 PM 1117 Views
NO. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:44:47 AM 941 Views
Leprosy? Damn. I guess that explains where I was all last season. *NM* Craig - 06/10/2010 06:07:36 PM 445 Views
Actually, Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:24:53 PM 1036 Views
I've always hated Ted Danson. *NM* Craig - 07/10/2010 05:54:27 AM 572 Views
Me too! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:47:03 AM 931 Views
Jesuschrist, how many times do I have to tell you this?! (beat.) - 07/10/2010 12:01:48 PM 1096 Views
Man, I coulda sworn... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:24:12 PM 1098 Views
Re: Me too! Joel - 07/10/2010 01:49:08 PM 1211 Views
Well... parts of you.... Joel - 07/10/2010 10:37:19 AM 1016 Views
I get to learn to read this season? Jacob - 06/10/2010 06:38:32 PM 957 Views
Not only that! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:50:51 AM 1128 Views
My script only has one page. Beqi - 06/10/2010 06:51:38 PM 988 Views
*surreptitiously hides own script* *NM* LadyLorraine - 06/10/2010 07:55:57 PM 538 Views
Don't sweat it! You guys will be fine! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:51:59 AM 1053 Views
I get kidnapped by a pair of Ukrainian disco-obsessives, Stephen - 06/10/2010 07:38:08 PM 983 Views
Yeah, about that? Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:55:56 AM 1243 Views
Yes, I noted the euphemism Stephen - 07/10/2010 07:57:39 PM 951 Views
It's nothing to do with luck. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:34:21 PM 925 Views
Up up down down left right left right B A select start? *NM* Stephen - 08/10/2010 11:42:42 PM 498 Views
Why can't I just get back to the sweet and innocent gig? Character development is jh - 06/10/2010 07:41:40 PM 993 Views
don't complain, i've been wearing the same outfit for two years now Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 10:01:30 PM 917 Views
Dude. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:58:25 AM 840 Views
Am I Frightened Inmate #2 again? *NM* BlackAdder - 06/10/2010 08:27:35 PM 506 Views
[REFERENCE-FIVE!] *NM* (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:37:50 PM 448 Views
This. *NM* Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:59:03 AM 518 Views
If you need a reference, I'm glad to help BlackAdder - 07/10/2010 10:27:31 PM 942 Views
I think you blew it. *NM* Craig - 07/10/2010 05:57:32 AM 475 Views
Darn, I could taste those leading man parts in my mouth. *NM* BlackAdder - 07/10/2010 10:29:34 PM 481 Views
Sweet! We're resurrecting the word "rad." *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 06/10/2010 08:33:14 PM 453 Views
I was pushing for "tubular" but got outvoted. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 06/10/2010 10:08:22 PM 478 Views
Tubular is ok. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:00:51 PM 1069 Views
Three lines.. really.. three?!? Kel - 06/10/2010 10:08:34 PM 1018 Views
Well, see... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:04:07 PM 1056 Views
My script says I'm going to be killed off... jiggy - 06/10/2010 11:51:24 PM 1076 Views
You weren't supposed to be TESTING... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:08:16 PM 1034 Views
Re: You weren't supposed to be TESTING... jiggy - 07/10/2010 02:56:03 PM 1127 Views
DAMMIT. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:38:36 PM 1411 Views
I'm just glad the new network picked us up after we got cancelled. *NM* Gher - 07/10/2010 04:17:36 AM 454 Views
The SyFy channel will air anything. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 07/10/2010 11:07:18 AM 439 Views
Anything but Firefly... *NM* Gher - 07/10/2010 04:48:58 PM 530 Views
Very sad. *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 07/10/2010 07:45:46 PM 469 Views
Damn right. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:09:50 PM 970 Views
Mine must have been lost in the mail Colonel Logain - 07/10/2010 05:59:22 AM 932 Views
It's the writers, man. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:12:09 PM 1018 Views
What's upd... ah, I see what you did there! Colonel Logain - 07/10/2010 12:52:05 PM 1042 Views
Mine neither, guy. Kuke - 08/10/2010 09:04:24 PM 989 Views
Believe it or not, the skin grafts were the least painful part Wulf`gar - 07/10/2010 09:34:29 PM 1061 Views
Dude, of course you get your own trailer. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:41:11 PM 1007 Views
And by 'your own' Jacob - 08/10/2010 08:52:23 PM 968 Views
Ah, well that makes perfect sense then Wulf`gar - 08/10/2010 09:47:02 PM 1008 Views
Re: Scripts Gaps - 08/10/2010 01:40:05 AM 1115 Views
Later on it turns out Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:57:03 PM 1363 Views
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