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Re: You weren't supposed to be TESTING... jiggy Send a noteboard - 07/10/2010 02:56:03 PM
That was a fucken restaurant! It was supposed to be a nice meal with the writers to discuss your upcoming character arc, and you turned it into a magnificent drunken brawl. I mean, I enjoyed it, but the writers thought you were CRAZY.

Say what you want man, that old couple were happy I came up and started sampling them for the show!
Their teenage daughter was a bit less impressed, though... Man, I do not test well with girls from 15-20. She had a mean left hook! Had to put her down, man. Had to put her down.

Anyway, the other writes are just still mad that I took that movie with Jackie Chan while we were shooting for the last season. Did I tell you that Jackie asked me to be his personal body guard while we were on set? I totally would have done it too, if it wasn't for this really bad knee injury I've got at the moment...

Wait wait wait, I'll see what I can do. I'll pull some strings. Whatever.
(Mostly cause I hate your agent. She looks at me funny. Also she smells of metal. (Don't tell her I said that.))

Eeeeeeuuugh, she pre-reads and types all of my mail, man! Sorry.

jig,
Dictated but not read.
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So, the scripts are in for next season, people. [SPOILERS] Kuke - 06/10/2010 01:13:59 PM 1445 Views
We're renegotiating my contract before you see me on set. Joel - 06/10/2010 01:55:40 PM 1095 Views
Contracts Schmontracts. I'll have my people talk to your people.* Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:10:02 PM 998 Views
My people have genital-seeking MIRVs. Joel - 06/10/2010 02:17:18 PM 1004 Views
Eh, we'll let them bash it out. Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:21:32 PM 1115 Views
*terminates your prepositions* Joel - 06/10/2010 02:24:28 PM 1057 Views
*cough* Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:32:06 PM 940 Views
Termination is always funny. Joel - 07/10/2010 10:26:24 AM 1010 Views
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The coma doesn't happen for another two episodes *NM* ironclad - 06/10/2010 03:48:15 PM 611 Views
Re: Ka-Wow! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:38:52 PM 1185 Views
Catchphrase?, fine. But I want things in return. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:21:39 PM 1084 Views
You ask a lot, young lady. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:35:59 AM 1186 Views
I wonder what country I "move to" this year... ironclad - 06/10/2010 03:43:58 PM 1099 Views
Hmm... I know English is your second language... Jacob - 06/10/2010 03:48:24 PM 1075 Views
nossy - 06/10/2010 04:11:08 PM 1042 Views
Nonono! ironclad - 06/10/2010 04:19:21 PM 1222 Views
Barbados! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:41:06 PM 1228 Views
Bahamas! ironclad - 06/10/2010 08:01:28 PM 1083 Views
C'mon, pretty mama Joel - 07/10/2010 10:30:35 AM 1084 Views
My diva ways don't really allow for pre-planning. nossy - 06/10/2010 04:10:17 PM 1156 Views
Aw man. Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:43:22 PM 1037 Views
Oh, that's nice. nossy - 06/10/2010 07:16:50 PM 1017 Views
I Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:38:50 AM 980 Views
Uh oh. Joel - 07/10/2010 10:32:42 AM 1009 Views
We'll work around it. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:37:44 AM 1046 Views
Why is experimenting with drugs always the solution? Joel - 07/10/2010 01:46:56 PM 959 Views
Ohman, you should read it; you&me, we got some pretty wild stuff going on in there. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 07:49:43 PM 1199 Views
Hm. There is intrigue-ment. nossy - 07/10/2010 01:57:50 AM 1043 Views
XD In my defense, it's a very good foot. *NM* (beat.) - 07/10/2010 05:37:00 AM 465 Views
Are you kidding? It's like Adam Sandler's foot in Mr. Deeds. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 07/10/2010 11:06:45 AM 520 Views
. . . IN MY DEFENSE, I was surprisingly drunk given the moderate amount of alcohol I had consumed. (beat.) - 07/10/2010 12:12:44 PM 1114 Views
I'm pretty sure those drinks were 90% liquor nossy - 07/10/2010 04:30:41 PM 1030 Views
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Re: Gorilla. Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:44:42 PM 1205 Views
Nice. nossy - 06/10/2010 07:14:22 PM 1178 Views
Well snoopcester - 06/10/2010 07:19:53 PM 1039 Views
Did nossy - 06/10/2010 07:21:20 PM 1265 Views
Quit subject changing snoopcester - 06/10/2010 07:23:28 PM 1307 Views
My, this is an interesting show. *NM* BlackAdder - 06/10/2010 07:52:01 PM 1184 Views
What the Hell! snoopcester - 06/10/2010 08:43:34 PM 1065 Views
Nossy is going to be so mad at me. At my character I mean. *nods* *NM* Tigr - 06/10/2010 04:30:26 PM 514 Views
I know right! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:46:50 PM 1052 Views
Didn't you already kill me once? nossy - 06/10/2010 07:15:25 PM 1251 Views
RETCON! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:42:16 AM 1064 Views
can I get a cameo tossed in there somewhere? *NM* Zaphod - 06/10/2010 04:53:03 PM 741 Views
I'm sure we can fit you in somewhere... Kuke - 06/10/2010 05:14:12 PM 951 Views
(I mean obviously we'll unfreeze you!) Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:15:48 PM 1104 Views
am i still a stone statue this season? Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 05:23:12 PM 1209 Views
Unfortunately, yes. Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:22:26 PM 1053 Views
Re: Unfortunately, yes. Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 06:34:14 PM 1155 Views
NO. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:44:47 AM 975 Views
Leprosy? Damn. I guess that explains where I was all last season. *NM* Craig - 06/10/2010 06:07:36 PM 463 Views
Actually, Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:24:53 PM 1073 Views
I've always hated Ted Danson. *NM* Craig - 07/10/2010 05:54:27 AM 592 Views
Me too! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:47:03 AM 968 Views
Jesuschrist, how many times do I have to tell you this?! (beat.) - 07/10/2010 12:01:48 PM 1132 Views
Man, I coulda sworn... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:24:12 PM 1138 Views
Re: Me too! Joel - 07/10/2010 01:49:08 PM 1246 Views
Well... parts of you.... Joel - 07/10/2010 10:37:19 AM 1054 Views
I get to learn to read this season? Jacob - 06/10/2010 06:38:32 PM 995 Views
Not only that! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:50:51 AM 1160 Views
My script only has one page. Beqi - 06/10/2010 06:51:38 PM 1027 Views
*surreptitiously hides own script* *NM* LadyLorraine - 06/10/2010 07:55:57 PM 561 Views
Don't sweat it! You guys will be fine! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:51:59 AM 1087 Views
I get kidnapped by a pair of Ukrainian disco-obsessives, Stephen - 06/10/2010 07:38:08 PM 1023 Views
Yeah, about that? Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:55:56 AM 1288 Views
Yes, I noted the euphemism Stephen - 07/10/2010 07:57:39 PM 988 Views
It's nothing to do with luck. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:34:21 PM 966 Views
Up up down down left right left right B A select start? *NM* Stephen - 08/10/2010 11:42:42 PM 518 Views
Why can't I just get back to the sweet and innocent gig? Character development is jh - 06/10/2010 07:41:40 PM 1031 Views
don't complain, i've been wearing the same outfit for two years now Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 10:01:30 PM 955 Views
Dude. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:58:25 AM 879 Views
Am I Frightened Inmate #2 again? *NM* BlackAdder - 06/10/2010 08:27:35 PM 528 Views
[REFERENCE-FIVE!] *NM* (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:37:50 PM 466 Views
This. *NM* Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:59:03 AM 537 Views
If you need a reference, I'm glad to help BlackAdder - 07/10/2010 10:27:31 PM 979 Views
I think you blew it. *NM* Craig - 07/10/2010 05:57:32 AM 495 Views
Darn, I could taste those leading man parts in my mouth. *NM* BlackAdder - 07/10/2010 10:29:34 PM 500 Views
Sweet! We're resurrecting the word "rad." *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 06/10/2010 08:33:14 PM 475 Views
I was pushing for "tubular" but got outvoted. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 06/10/2010 10:08:22 PM 499 Views
Tubular is ok. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:00:51 PM 1106 Views
Three lines.. really.. three?!? Kel - 06/10/2010 10:08:34 PM 1049 Views
Well, see... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:04:07 PM 1088 Views
My script says I'm going to be killed off... jiggy - 06/10/2010 11:51:24 PM 1112 Views
You weren't supposed to be TESTING... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:08:16 PM 1071 Views
Re: You weren't supposed to be TESTING... jiggy - 07/10/2010 02:56:03 PM 1166 Views
DAMMIT. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:38:36 PM 1446 Views
I'm just glad the new network picked us up after we got cancelled. *NM* Gher - 07/10/2010 04:17:36 AM 471 Views
The SyFy channel will air anything. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 07/10/2010 11:07:18 AM 457 Views
Anything but Firefly... *NM* Gher - 07/10/2010 04:48:58 PM 547 Views
Very sad. *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 07/10/2010 07:45:46 PM 489 Views
Damn right. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:09:50 PM 1009 Views
Mine must have been lost in the mail Colonel Logain - 07/10/2010 05:59:22 AM 971 Views
It's the writers, man. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:12:09 PM 1058 Views
What's upd... ah, I see what you did there! Colonel Logain - 07/10/2010 12:52:05 PM 1074 Views
Mine neither, guy. Kuke - 08/10/2010 09:04:24 PM 1030 Views
Believe it or not, the skin grafts were the least painful part Wulf`gar - 07/10/2010 09:34:29 PM 1097 Views
Dude, of course you get your own trailer. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:41:11 PM 1045 Views
And by 'your own' Jacob - 08/10/2010 08:52:23 PM 1010 Views
Ah, well that makes perfect sense then Wulf`gar - 08/10/2010 09:47:02 PM 1045 Views
Re: Scripts Gaps - 08/10/2010 01:40:05 AM 1151 Views
Later on it turns out Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:57:03 PM 1397 Views
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