Merry Christmas to me!
Haha, I'd forgotten about "Christmastime in Hell." I remember my mom walked into the room while we were watching that episode once and thought we were watching the introduction to an actual Christmas special by that name. She remarked how much they seemed to be scraping the bottom of the barrel for ideas for specials these days
You know, I've always liked this song, but while listening to it on the radio the other day, I actually thought about how you'd probably be able to pick it full of holes and ruin it for me
Also, f*** Snoopy sideways Although I wouldn't have actually minded Manfred forcing ME to land behind the enemy lines
I remember my sister and I goofing around once and realizing how easy it was to turn this song into one about Santa being a serial killer. We didn't even need to change that many lyrics
This song is so overplayed, I can't even stand it anymore. Same with "Sleigh Ride."
These two and "The Christmas Shoes" are what I call the "Unholy Trinity." I hate it when they come on the radio at some place where I can't change the station.
I actually like some of their stuff, but I agree with you about the posturing. I bought one of their CDs once and it was the most pretentious thing I'd ever seen/heard.
Merry Christmas, Cannoli!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go buy some shoes for my mom who's been sick for a while
I challenge anyone to find a more holiday-festive tune than "Christmastime in Hell," while "Merry F***ing Christmas" pretty much perfectly sums up my attitude toward foreign cultures and ecumenism
Haha, I'd forgotten about "Christmastime in Hell." I remember my mom walked into the room while we were watching that episode once and thought we were watching the introduction to an actual Christmas special by that name. She remarked how much they seemed to be scraping the bottom of the barrel for ideas for specials these days
Snoopy vs the Red Baron, Christmas version: While it seems to be full of good old Christmas civility, the history buff in me rebels at this one. In the first place, I totally root for Germany in World War One, and kind of admire Von Richtoffen, so f*** Snoopy. In the second, given that the actual Christmas truce of 1914 seems to have mostly been initiated by Germans, the Red Baron's conversion is not all that impressive. While his countrymen were braving the dangers of No Man's Land to offer holiday felicitations to their enemies (and at least one German soldier getting shot for his trouble), the song's Red Baron hopped into his plane to go looking for people to kill! Hesitating at the very last second because a bell happened to sound right then and remind him what the day was all about is not all THAT charitable, much less making him fly all the way to the Rhine (the pro-Allies song glosses over the fact that by Christmas of any year, the Germans had pushed pretty much the whole front well beyond the traditional geographic boundary of France & Germany) to offer him a Christmas greetiing & "holiday toast." I bet what really happened was he decided to take Snoopy prisoner rather than slaughter him in the sky, and also possibly have the Kaiser's engineers investigate the aerodynamics of a flying doghouse, so he got him to land back in Germany, only to have his superiors respond by saying "WTF, Manny?! It's Christmas and the rest of the Army is taking the damn war off for the day! Let the sociopathic little freak go."
You know, I've always liked this song, but while listening to it on the radio the other day, I actually thought about how you'd probably be able to pick it full of holes and ruin it for me
Also, f*** Snoopy sideways Although I wouldn't have actually minded Manfred forcing ME to land behind the enemy lines
Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Forget the trite insinuations of pedophiliac voyeurism. My main problem is the prevalance of the Springsteen version. Having the Boss perform the song does not make it cool. It just makes him a dork.
I remember my sister and I goofing around once and realizing how easy it was to turn this song into one about Santa being a serial killer. We didn't even need to change that many lyrics
Winter Wonderland: I could be wrong about this, but it seems to me like a metaphor for more illicit activities. Unless Protestant ministers actually go around randomly asking couples if they are married, it seems like an odd conversation for them to simulate with their snowman. I would think that the only reason a clergyman would ask such a question was if he caught them doing things generally only acceptable between married couples. Which raises the question, did they build the snowman so they could have someone to watch them have sex and then chastize them for it until they agree to a shotgun wedding? That's a...singular...fetish.
This song is so overplayed, I can't even stand it anymore. Same with "Sleigh Ride."
Chestnuts Roasting On an Open Fire
Santa Baby
These two and "The Christmas Shoes" are what I call the "Unholy Trinity." I hate it when they come on the radio at some place where I can't change the station.
Almost anything by Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Who the hell do they think they are to screw up Beethoven and Tchaikovsky and then present their electronicy-tehno versions of the work of the greatest composes in history as their music? Some of my brothers & I went to one of their concerts with our mother once. They postured and acted as if they were actual rock stars or something, without a trace of irony in their performance, as if they genuinely think themselves to be something more than a cover band with a fecal version of the midas touch.
I actually like some of their stuff, but I agree with you about the posturing. I bought one of their CDs once and it was the most pretentious thing I'd ever seen/heard.
Merry Christmas, and God bless us, every one!
Merry Christmas, Cannoli!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go buy some shoes for my mom who's been sick for a while
What the heck were old-timey kids into?!
22/12/2010 02:18:07 AM
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I honestly don't understand what's depressing about Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas..? *NM*
22/12/2010 04:05:04 AM
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That one's the soporifc tune, rather than the lyrics.
22/12/2010 05:17:52 AM
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Hm, okay. You're not the first person I've heard it from, though.
22/12/2010 06:51:35 AM
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Santa Claus is Coming to Town sounds like every totalitarian regime in history.
22/12/2010 05:42:15 AM
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George Bush or George Dub-ya Bush doesn't fit. But Barack Obama, on the other hand...
22/12/2010 08:30:53 AM
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Re: Santa Claus is Coming to Town sounds like every totalitarian regime in history.
23/12/2010 03:04:14 AM
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Okay. I was drunk when posting. Four-syllable names work well, too.
24/12/2010 02:15:32 PM
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I'm never sure if you're serious, trolling or just looking for things to get you pissed.
22/12/2010 07:12:24 AM
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I'm talking about the psychological effect on the kid who THINKS his mom is fooling around *NM*
22/12/2010 08:25:00 AM
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I'm not sure how much a kid could appreciate the trauma.
24/12/2010 12:08:12 AM
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I love that book! I got for Christmas in 89 .
25/12/2010 01:35:27 AM
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Yeah, we were discussing realingment the other day.
25/12/2010 01:36:44 PM
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It always bugs me during a game when I see a guy who's playing good but his rating drops from a pick
31/12/2010 07:28:55 AM
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Yeah, I know that feeling; I wish they'd factor in the field position change.
08/01/2011 02:52:13 AM
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Ooo, a Cannoli Post!
24/12/2010 06:04:42 PM
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