It's more that e.g. not everyone cares if someone doesn't smell like a bed of roses. Sure, it can be too much, but the idea that showering beforehand is very important just makes you sound prissy.

Nor does everyone thing anal sex is gross (it's not my thing, but plenty of people are extremely fond of it, including rimming).

Position 69 can also be done while lying on your side and that way you can avoid going too deeply in the anal region if it bothers you.

Not everyone cares whether or not the woman shaves her pubes. Personally, every day shaving sounds like a tedious chore! Trimming is much easier and prevents stubble too.

Laughing in bed can be incredibly fun.

The notion of a woman saying "fuck my pussy, fuck my pussy hard oh yeah let me feel it, harder harder faster faster" because in her mind she's wondering whether you're ever going to come... just is a funny mental image. You think you're bored? Guess what the woman is thinking after 30 minutes... Yes, she did just make a shopping list in her mind. Her enthusiastic moans are really desperate pleas that you'll finally be done.

Etc. etc.