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Re: LOL... I'm not a prude. Let me elaborate. Dark Knight Send a noteboard - 31/01/2012 09:47:23 PM
It's more that e.g. not everyone cares if someone doesn't smell like a bed of roses. Sure, it can be too much, but the idea that showering beforehand is very important just makes you sound prissy.


I guess it might sound prissy but the thought of oral sex at the end of the day...without a shower...uh yeah I guess I'm prissy.

Nor does everyone thing anal sex is gross (it's not my thing, but plenty of people are extremely fond of it, including rimming).


I have nothing against anal sex, as long as...you know...it's clean in there. But rimming? Good lord, I can't imagaine that.

Position 69 can also be done while lying on your side and that way you can avoid going too deeply in the anal region if it bothers you.


Yeah, I'm familiar with that position as well. It has it benefits and drawbacks.

Not everyone cares whether or not the woman shaves her pubes. Personally, every day shaving sounds like a tedious chore! Trimming is much easier and prevents stubble too.


Trimming is great. I was just making the point that if a woman likes to be clean-shaven, she should maintain it. I prefer trimmed.

Laughing in bed can be incredibly fun.


Fun, yes. Sexy? Not really. Laughing is a different type of pleasure. It removes you from the whole hot and heavy vibe. I can laugh whenever I want. I can't have sex that regularly!

The notion of a woman saying "fuck my pussy, fuck my pussy hard oh yeah let me feel it, harder harder faster faster" because in her mind she's wondering whether you're ever going to come... just is a funny mental image. You think you're bored? Guess what the woman is thinking after 30 minutes... Yes, she did just make a shopping list in her mind. Her enthusiastic moans are really desperate pleas that you'll finally be done.


It is funny, but hey, whatever gets the job done! I'm sure she was done 15 minutes ago but it's the guy's orgasm that ends sex, unfortunately.

Etc. etc.
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Uncomfortable sex facts (because this board needs more spice) Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 04:56:13 PM 2885 Views
there's nothing wrong with laughter in general LadyLorraine - 31/01/2012 05:14:23 PM 1634 Views
There is a reason it is uncomfortable. Narg - 31/01/2012 05:43:22 PM 1797 Views
What, are we going to get stupid clichés about geeks on a geek site? Legolas - 01/02/2012 09:59:41 PM 1664 Views
Wait, wait, wait! Rebekah - 01/02/2012 10:08:38 PM 1671 Views
I didn't exactly think this was a mystery... Legolas - 01/02/2012 10:15:57 PM 1567 Views
It was to me! Rebekah - 01/02/2012 10:19:15 PM 1736 Views
I see. Legolas - 01/02/2012 10:24:47 PM 1525 Views
Re: I see. Rebekah - 01/02/2012 10:28:50 PM 1660 Views
Come back when you're an adult. *NM* Tom - 31/01/2012 05:59:52 PM 852 Views
Ok I'm back *NM* Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 06:03:57 PM 985 Views
Oh please. *NM* Aeryn - 01/02/2012 07:02:10 PM 905 Views
It's pretty clear that the poster is hypersensitive and immature. Tom - 01/02/2012 07:54:55 PM 1573 Views
It's called anger. Call it immaturity if it suits you. Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 08:04:23 PM 1666 Views
You also act as if I actively insulted you... which I haven't. *NM* Helene - 01/02/2012 09:35:48 PM 948 Views
Actively? Maybe, maybe not. Passively? Definitely Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:57:02 PM 1576 Views
I think her point is that she's not using that phrase as an insult LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 10:01:13 PM 1431 Views
I like your list. Orange - 31/01/2012 06:00:28 PM 1580 Views
Oh for goodness sake I don't even know where to start, there's so much wrong with this. Morgawse - 31/01/2012 07:02:34 PM 1725 Views
How old are you? Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 07:36:33 PM 1529 Views
26. Not that I can see how it matters. Morgawse - 31/01/2012 07:40:43 PM 1797 Views
Re: 26. Not that I can see how it matters. Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 08:04:52 PM 1815 Views
Someone tells you to grow up and this your response? Narg - 31/01/2012 09:51:31 PM 1698 Views
Yes, it is a mature, reasonable angry response Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 10:10:08 PM 1739 Views
Re: Yes, it is a mature, reasonable angry response Morgawse - 31/01/2012 10:43:16 PM 1602 Views
No, I was filling in the blank Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 10:52:30 PM 1569 Views
I think you'll find the arrow was supposed to point at the quote of your post below. Legolas - 31/01/2012 11:11:15 PM 1481 Views
It's not so much that what you write is "wrong", but it shows you are a bit naive and inexperienced Helene - 31/01/2012 07:28:09 PM 1728 Views
Jesus Christ people Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 07:35:28 PM 1711 Views
LOL... I'm not a prude. Let me elaborate. Helene - 31/01/2012 08:19:22 PM 1701 Views
aah ah aha your last paragraph made me laugh LadyLorraine - 31/01/2012 08:26:12 PM 1648 Views
and yet another advantage of marriage Ray - 02/02/2012 04:45:41 PM 1627 Views
Re: LOL... I'm not a prude. Let me elaborate. Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 09:47:23 PM 1612 Views
Just to jump in for a second. heartbreak - 31/01/2012 10:50:12 PM 1770 Views
People seem to be missing my point Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 10:58:42 PM 1687 Views
'Weird' is a loaded word. It carries a judgment. Morgawse - 31/01/2012 11:03:12 PM 1579 Views
Goodness, people, they are not "rules." He clearly states these are his PERSONAL opinions. Aeryn - 01/02/2012 07:10:27 PM 1520 Views
#3 is really not an option. Not with this crowd, anyways *NM* Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 08:06:25 PM 885 Views
I point you to the title of his post: "Uncomfortable sex FACTS" (caps mine). Rebekah - 01/02/2012 09:36:00 PM 1513 Views
Facts for me *NM* Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:44:43 PM 839 Views
*NM* Rebekah - 01/02/2012 09:46:06 PM 848 Views
....That is not the definition of a fact. *NM* LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 09:48:10 PM 858 Views
Wow, you really want to do this? Just let it go Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:53:52 PM 1534 Views
I wasn't about to pick a fight with you about it LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 09:56:42 PM 1597 Views
Quote: "Here are some musings from my personal experience". Context matters. Nitpicking is annoying. *NM* Aeryn - 02/02/2012 01:27:00 AM 899 Views
He made hard and fast rules??? callandor1000 - 01/02/2012 05:00:30 AM 1658 Views
This board takes itself very seriously at times, it's weird *NM* beetnemesis - 01/02/2012 02:00:04 PM 934 Views
Thank you! Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 03:25:57 PM 1545 Views
I'm still pretty confused. Many of the people who are acting immature towards you callandor1000 - 02/02/2012 05:27:49 AM 1540 Views
Different strokes for different folks Helene - 01/02/2012 04:38:45 PM 1615 Views
Please stop questioning my sexual experience Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 04:49:28 PM 1477 Views
You just complained that you don't have sex often enough to laugh during sex... and now claim to Helene - 01/02/2012 05:15:21 PM 1624 Views
I did? Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 05:37:55 PM 1425 Views
*snort* I don't think anyone should have jumped down your throat... LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 05:49:27 PM 1632 Views
Anybody who hasn't jumped down my throat hasn't replied with anything I can respond to Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 06:04:53 PM 1505 Views
To me, that just sounds like you're looking for agreement, not discussion LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 08:07:19 PM 1530 Views
I didn't call you a virgin...? Helene - 01/02/2012 08:23:25 PM 1512 Views
Man you just don't get it Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 08:43:21 PM 1611 Views
since you asked... LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 09:14:44 PM 1412 Views
Re: since you asked... Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:44:03 PM 1760 Views
Helene has yet to actually insult you LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 09:55:32 PM 1540 Views
I am overreacting a little bit Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 10:00:09 PM 1523 Views
see dude, here's part of the problem LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 10:03:27 PM 1424 Views
The caps really aren't going to help your case, you do realize... Legolas - 01/02/2012 09:16:50 PM 1528 Views
It was my last resort, man. I was talking to a brick wall *NM* Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:37:20 PM 1020 Views
You're a real piece of work. *NM* Narg - 01/02/2012 09:20:45 PM 866 Views
How so? Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:45:41 PM 1481 Views
You sure get worked up Helene - 01/02/2012 09:29:34 PM 1430 Views
I suppose asking if "you're a bit of a twat" isn't an insult, but just a reasonable hypothesis? Dan - 02/02/2012 12:41:50 AM 1550 Views
So after someone uses the online equivalent of yelling at me Helene - 02/02/2012 12:58:06 AM 1538 Views
Yes, the twat comment wasn't okay either. ironclad - 02/02/2012 09:02:15 AM 1469 Views
And here I was about to write another post about hardcore pornography *NM* beetnemesis - 31/01/2012 07:31:14 PM 874 Views
While I agree with the ladies... ironclad - 31/01/2012 11:42:25 PM 1627 Views
One thing I learned this past year... MightyYT - 01/02/2012 05:48:51 AM 1575 Views
ironclad - 01/02/2012 08:26:05 AM 1692 Views
I think he does... Great Lord of Chaos - 01/02/2012 03:30:58 PM 1486 Views
I can't recall the scene. What was it again? *NM* Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 08:05:28 PM 857 Views
Not having to shave my balls is just anohter reason to be glad I am married *NM* Ray - 01/02/2012 04:56:19 PM 1028 Views
well if the damn system is going to double post then add no condom required as another reason *NM* Ray - 01/02/2012 04:56:20 PM 861 Views
Don't know why everyone jumped on you like they did. Aeryn - 01/02/2012 07:07:14 PM 1722 Views
Thanks for the support Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 08:01:27 PM 1448 Views
Perhaps they don't read enough "sex advice" articles online? Every list is phrased that way. *NM* Aeryn - 02/02/2012 01:29:12 AM 852 Views
Admittedly, I tend to find online sex tips articles to be pretty juvinile too *NM* Helene - 02/02/2012 01:36:08 AM 921 Views
Ya don't say. Joel - 02/02/2012 11:21:45 PM 1450 Views
It means I'm not part of the target demographic for these articles. *NM* Helene - 03/02/2012 08:53:49 AM 976 Views
You linked me to one of them once upon a time. Joel - 03/02/2012 09:11:58 AM 1414 Views
The article I linked you to was wholly different from the type of article Aeryn was referring to Helene - 03/02/2012 03:03:50 PM 1725 Views
Ah, then I do not feel as bad (just maybe a bit guilty for the comparison.) Joel - 03/02/2012 03:22:52 PM 1454 Views
This thread cracks me up. *NM* Rebekah - 01/02/2012 09:34:52 PM 886 Views
It got out of hand, sadly Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:50:46 PM 1458 Views
That perennial issue of tone on the internet, huh? Rebekah - 01/02/2012 09:59:29 PM 1590 Views
ignoring things is usually the best way to keep them from squiggling out of hand LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 09:59:35 PM 1389 Views
True, true. I let my anger get the best of me. Lessons learned. Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 10:02:57 PM 1516 Views
that's because it's gross LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 10:05:36 PM 1654 Views
I'm kind of upset by it and wishing I hadn't posted at all, to be honest. Morgawse - 01/02/2012 10:58:51 PM 2084 Views
Uh huh, that discussion completely went south Stephen - 02/02/2012 12:27:02 AM 1476 Views
So full of shit. Dan - 02/02/2012 12:33:32 AM 1729 Views
Man, if I had a nickel for everytime THAT has happened.... Joel - 02/02/2012 11:16:07 PM 1554 Views
Agreed. Joel - 02/02/2012 11:19:41 PM 1375 Views
Helene and Morgawse are worthless and pedantic nothings. Ignore them next time. Thread was fine. *NM* Dan - 01/02/2012 10:40:53 PM 952 Views
....well thanks, buddy. *NM* Morgawse - 01/02/2012 10:57:07 PM 946 Views
Uncalled for and completely untrue ironclad - 01/02/2012 11:03:52 PM 1646 Views
Right. Really? Dan - 02/02/2012 12:36:28 AM 1683 Views
I referred to you making a rude and general statement about people I doubt you know very well ironclad - 02/02/2012 08:52:09 AM 1480 Views
I don't know what bone you have to pick with me, but I doubt I deserve it Helene - 02/02/2012 12:38:45 AM 1519 Views
And people complain about the political arguments. *NM* ranagrande - 02/02/2012 12:31:06 AM 846 Views
Just what I was thinking. Joel - 02/02/2012 11:17:16 PM 1395 Views
I laughed at this thread. Hard. *NM* Ghavrel - 02/02/2012 02:51:45 AM 801 Views
Heh-heh, heh-heh, you said "hard"! Macharius - 02/02/2012 04:06:43 AM 1449 Views
Man, there was some piling on in this thread. I didn't think your post was that bad. everynametaken - 02/02/2012 06:06:02 AM 2034 Views
LOL ironclad - 02/02/2012 09:01:22 AM 1601 Views
Re: LOL Macharius - 02/02/2012 04:36:10 PM 1553 Views
You misunderstood ironclad - 02/02/2012 06:20:15 PM 1548 Views
I think the board has PMS this week ßelals Girl - 02/02/2012 02:13:58 PM 1436 Views
Re: Uncomfortable sex facts (because this board needs more spice) j-whitt987 - 02/02/2012 02:47:45 PM 1703 Views
Too crass. For real spice try the hot sex in this video Sports_Gambler - 03/02/2012 12:30:21 PM 1503 Views
The cuts to a woman cleaning her kitchen kinda ruin it for me *NM* ironclad - 03/02/2012 12:36:25 PM 974 Views
Lets search for more hot sex scenes then *NM* Sports_Gambler - 03/02/2012 12:53:00 PM 864 Views
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