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Pleased to meet you. I hope you've guessed my name. Tom Send a noteboard - 06/07/2012 05:28:50 PM
It seems I've been around for quite some time. My wife had her Russian passport changed (she has dual citizenship) and they make people register marriages by way of official stamps.

Her official wedding stamp lists my date of birth (in computerized form, no less) as 1075 AD, instead of 1975. Given that it has official Russian government seals on it, this means that the Russian government is affirming that I am presently 937 years old.

Talk about robbing the cradle...
Political correctness is the pettiest form of casuistry.

ἡ δὲ κἀκ τριῶν τρυπημάτων ἐργαζομένη ἐνεκάλει τῇ φύσει, δυσφορουμένη, ὅτι δὴ μὴ καὶ τοὺς τιτθοὺς αὐτῇ εὐρύτερον ἢ νῦν εἰσι τρυπώη, ὅπως καὶ ἄλλην ἐνταῦθα μίξιν ἐπιτεχνᾶσθαι δυνατὴ εἴη. – Procopius

Ummaka qinnassa nīk!

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This message last edited by Tom on 06/07/2012 at 05:31:27 PM
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Pleased to meet you. I hope you've guessed my name. Tom - 06/07/2012 05:28:50 PM 1918 Views
No wonder you know so much about history. *NM* Nate - 06/07/2012 05:34:01 PM 219 Views
Nice! everynametaken - 06/07/2012 05:36:44 PM 436 Views
No, but at least now people can try to blame me for the Crusades. *NM* Tom - 06/07/2012 11:22:30 PM 191 Views
Hail Satan! *NM* Larry - 06/07/2012 05:59:03 PM 226 Views
Are you implying there's something unnatural about my age? *NM* Tom - 06/07/2012 11:22:48 PM 223 Views
In honor of this revelation, I have written a song. Nate - 06/07/2012 06:17:29 PM 506 Views
Damn you! Tigr - 06/07/2012 07:05:36 PM 555 Views
Right on. *NM* Nate - 06/07/2012 08:15:29 PM 230 Views
It's nice to see people still brandishing creativity like a cutlass `round these parts. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 06/07/2012 10:58:56 PM 232 Views
That's nice! Thanks! *NM* Tom - 06/07/2012 11:20:42 PM 200 Views
Keep going and you'll beat Methuselah. nossy - 06/07/2012 06:22:05 PM 465 Views
Re: Keep going and you'll beat Methuselah. TaskmasterJack - 06/07/2012 10:59:23 PM 478 Views
+1 *NM* jh - 07/07/2012 01:22:30 AM 220 Views
Does that mean your surname is Cullen? Rebekah - 06/07/2012 10:33:23 PM 488 Views
That has something to do with Twilight, right? Tom - 06/07/2012 11:21:40 PM 435 Views
Yes. Rebekah - 06/07/2012 11:46:55 PM 438 Views
I see a red door and I want it painted black *NM* StarrBecca - 07/07/2012 12:10:16 AM 231 Views
But what's puzzling you | Is the nature of my game. Stephen - 07/07/2012 01:04:41 AM 438 Views
Just a few years off on the Doctor Camilla - 07/07/2012 09:42:46 AM 453 Views
It bothers me that I was thinking the same. Joel - 07/07/2012 10:23:52 AM 440 Views
Should I conclude from this that you are a man of wealth and taste? Joel - 07/07/2012 10:28:23 AM 622 Views
Well, it seems we finally have proof: Master Yoda wasn't so wise after all. Tim - 07/07/2012 10:47:09 AM 447 Views
You're unkillable like Rasputin! *NM* ironclad - 07/07/2012 11:38:29 AM 232 Views
I think it safe to say that most of us were already assuming this was the case *NM* snoopcester - 07/07/2012 02:43:55 PM 189 Views
Heh. *NM* Kuke - 08/07/2012 01:32:35 PM 237 Views
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