It seems I've been around for quite some time. My wife had her Russian passport changed (she has dual citizenship) and they make people register marriages by way of official stamps.
Her official wedding stamp lists my date of birth (in computerized form, no less) as 1075 AD, instead of 1975. Given that it has official Russian government seals on it, this means that the Russian government is affirming that I am presently 937 years old.
Talk about robbing the cradle...
Her official wedding stamp lists my date of birth (in computerized form, no less) as 1075 AD, instead of 1975. Given that it has official Russian government seals on it, this means that the Russian government is affirming that I am presently 937 years old.
Talk about robbing the cradle...
Have you gone Online to look up 1075 and see all the awesome stuff that was going on when you were born???
But wine was the great assassin of both tradition and propriety...
-Brandon Sanderson, The Way of Kings
-Brandon Sanderson, The Way of Kings
Pleased to meet you. I hope you've guessed my name.
- 06/07/2012 05:28:50 PM
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Nice! 
- 06/07/2012 05:36:44 PM
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- 06/07/2012 05:36:44 PM
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No, but at least now people can try to blame me for the Crusades. *NM*
- 06/07/2012 11:22:30 PM
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*NM*
In honor of this revelation, I have written a song.
- 06/07/2012 06:17:29 PM
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It's nice to see people still brandishing creativity like a cutlass `round these parts. *NM*
- 06/07/2012 10:58:56 PM
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Keep going and you'll beat Methuselah.
- 06/07/2012 06:22:05 PM
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Does that mean your surname is Cullen?
- 06/07/2012 10:33:23 PM
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Should I conclude from this that you are a man of wealth and taste?
- 07/07/2012 10:28:23 AM
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Well, it seems we finally have proof: Master Yoda wasn't so wise after all.
- 07/07/2012 10:47:09 AM
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I think it safe to say that most of us were already assuming this was the case 
*NM*
- 07/07/2012 02:43:55 PM
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*NM*
- 07/07/2012 02:43:55 PM
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