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Hail Satan! *NM* Larry Send a noteboard - 06/07/2012 05:59:03 PM
It seems I've been around for quite some time. My wife had her Russian passport changed (she has dual citizenship) and they make people register marriages by way of official stamps.

Her official wedding stamp lists my date of birth (in computerized form, no less) as 1075 AD, instead of 1975. Given that it has official Russian government seals on it, this means that the Russian government is affirming that I am presently 937 years old.

Talk about robbing the cradle...
Illusions fall like the husk of a fruit, one after another, and the fruit is experience. - Narrator, Sylvie

Je suis méchant.
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Pleased to meet you. I hope you've guessed my name. Tom - 06/07/2012 05:28:50 PM 1868 Views
No wonder you know so much about history. *NM* Nate - 06/07/2012 05:34:01 PM 201 Views
Nice! everynametaken - 06/07/2012 05:36:44 PM 387 Views
No, but at least now people can try to blame me for the Crusades. *NM* Tom - 06/07/2012 11:22:30 PM 170 Views
Hail Satan! *NM* Larry - 06/07/2012 05:59:03 PM 208 Views
Are you implying there's something unnatural about my age? *NM* Tom - 06/07/2012 11:22:48 PM 203 Views
In honor of this revelation, I have written a song. Nate - 06/07/2012 06:17:29 PM 453 Views
Damn you! Tigr - 06/07/2012 07:05:36 PM 492 Views
Right on. *NM* Nate - 06/07/2012 08:15:29 PM 210 Views
It's nice to see people still brandishing creativity like a cutlass `round these parts. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 06/07/2012 10:58:56 PM 212 Views
That's nice! Thanks! *NM* Tom - 06/07/2012 11:20:42 PM 181 Views
Keep going and you'll beat Methuselah. nossy - 06/07/2012 06:22:05 PM 413 Views
Re: Keep going and you'll beat Methuselah. TaskmasterJack - 06/07/2012 10:59:23 PM 429 Views
+1 *NM* jh - 07/07/2012 01:22:30 AM 200 Views
Does that mean your surname is Cullen? Rebekah - 06/07/2012 10:33:23 PM 435 Views
That has something to do with Twilight, right? Tom - 06/07/2012 11:21:40 PM 381 Views
Yes. Rebekah - 06/07/2012 11:46:55 PM 383 Views
I see a red door and I want it painted black *NM* StarrBecca - 07/07/2012 12:10:16 AM 213 Views
But what's puzzling you | Is the nature of my game. Stephen - 07/07/2012 01:04:41 AM 377 Views
Just a few years off on the Doctor Camilla - 07/07/2012 09:42:46 AM 405 Views
It bothers me that I was thinking the same. Joel - 07/07/2012 10:23:52 AM 390 Views
Should I conclude from this that you are a man of wealth and taste? Joel - 07/07/2012 10:28:23 AM 564 Views
Well, it seems we finally have proof: Master Yoda wasn't so wise after all. Tim - 07/07/2012 10:47:09 AM 392 Views
You're unkillable like Rasputin! *NM* ironclad - 07/07/2012 11:38:29 AM 212 Views
I think it safe to say that most of us were already assuming this was the case *NM* snoopcester - 07/07/2012 02:43:55 PM 170 Views
Heh. *NM* Kuke - 08/07/2012 01:32:35 PM 218 Views
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