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But what's puzzling you | Is the nature of my game. Stephen Send a noteboard - 07/07/2012 01:04:41 AM
It seems I've been around for quite some time. My wife had her Russian passport changed (she has dual citizenship) and they make people register marriages by way of official stamps.

Her official wedding stamp lists my date of birth (in computerized form, no less) as 1075 AD, instead of 1975. Given that it has official Russian government seals on it, this means that the Russian government is affirming that I am presently 937 years old.

Talk about robbing the cradle...


It occurs to me that you may be a time traveller. You might be physically 37 while actually being born 937 years back. Can you trust what your family say about your birth? Perhaps you have been conditioned to believe you are only 37. I definitely smell a conspiracy of sorts.
"I mean, if everyone had a soul, there would be no contrast by which we could appreciate it. For giving us this perspective, we thank you." - Nate
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Pleased to meet you. I hope you've guessed my name. Tom - 06/07/2012 05:28:50 PM 1885 Views
No wonder you know so much about history. *NM* Nate - 06/07/2012 05:34:01 PM 207 Views
Nice! everynametaken - 06/07/2012 05:36:44 PM 403 Views
No, but at least now people can try to blame me for the Crusades. *NM* Tom - 06/07/2012 11:22:30 PM 180 Views
Hail Satan! *NM* Larry - 06/07/2012 05:59:03 PM 214 Views
Are you implying there's something unnatural about my age? *NM* Tom - 06/07/2012 11:22:48 PM 209 Views
In honor of this revelation, I have written a song. Nate - 06/07/2012 06:17:29 PM 471 Views
Damn you! Tigr - 06/07/2012 07:05:36 PM 515 Views
Right on. *NM* Nate - 06/07/2012 08:15:29 PM 218 Views
It's nice to see people still brandishing creativity like a cutlass `round these parts. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 06/07/2012 10:58:56 PM 220 Views
That's nice! Thanks! *NM* Tom - 06/07/2012 11:20:42 PM 187 Views
Keep going and you'll beat Methuselah. nossy - 06/07/2012 06:22:05 PM 431 Views
Re: Keep going and you'll beat Methuselah. TaskmasterJack - 06/07/2012 10:59:23 PM 446 Views
+1 *NM* jh - 07/07/2012 01:22:30 AM 207 Views
Does that mean your surname is Cullen? Rebekah - 06/07/2012 10:33:23 PM 454 Views
That has something to do with Twilight, right? Tom - 06/07/2012 11:21:40 PM 401 Views
Yes. Rebekah - 06/07/2012 11:46:55 PM 403 Views
I see a red door and I want it painted black *NM* StarrBecca - 07/07/2012 12:10:16 AM 220 Views
But what's puzzling you | Is the nature of my game. Stephen - 07/07/2012 01:04:41 AM 396 Views
Just a few years off on the Doctor Camilla - 07/07/2012 09:42:46 AM 419 Views
It bothers me that I was thinking the same. Joel - 07/07/2012 10:23:52 AM 407 Views
Should I conclude from this that you are a man of wealth and taste? Joel - 07/07/2012 10:28:23 AM 583 Views
Well, it seems we finally have proof: Master Yoda wasn't so wise after all. Tim - 07/07/2012 10:47:09 AM 411 Views
You're unkillable like Rasputin! *NM* ironclad - 07/07/2012 11:38:29 AM 220 Views
I think it safe to say that most of us were already assuming this was the case *NM* snoopcester - 07/07/2012 02:43:55 PM 176 Views
Heh. *NM* Kuke - 08/07/2012 01:32:35 PM 225 Views
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