I was just minding my own business, driving down a street on my way home, when this sucidial squirrel suddenly speeds across the street, right under my front tire. I barely even had time to blink. A slight bump and a broken ball of fur in my rearview mirror were the only indications that anything had been there. And this just might have been the opening salvo in the upcoming squirrel apocalypse.

Any other accidental animal killers here?