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Feel free to come to my house and run over some more. Avendesora Send a noteboard - 18/07/2012 12:22:05 PM
I was just minding my own business, driving down a street on my way home, when this sucidial squirrel suddenly speeds across the street, right under my front tire. I barely even had time to blink. A slight bump and a broken ball of fur in my rearview mirror were the only indications that anything had been there. And this just might have been the opening salvo in the upcoming squirrel apocalypse.

Any other accidental animal killers here?


The little bastards are tearing up the insulation, chewing wires, and eating chicken feed. I realize that they are just being squirrels, but this is ridiculous. I went through 50 pounds of poultry feed in one week. ONE WEEK. Oh, and their droppings spread disease.I have been trying to take care of this problem, but I could use your help. I think electric fencing is my only option at this point.

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Killed my first squirrel today Dark Knight - 17/07/2012 11:49:04 PM 373 Views
Fucker had it comin'! LiterateDog - 18/07/2012 12:51:03 AM 295 Views
You're never right, Joe Larry - 18/07/2012 07:51:41 AM 266 Views
A related accident that didn't quite end in death. Or at least not immediate death. Aemon - 18/07/2012 05:21:54 AM 423 Views
That squirrel will return to haunt you, no doubt about it *NM* Larry - 18/07/2012 07:53:13 AM 116 Views
And you had to do it on my birthday, didn't you? Larry - 18/07/2012 07:50:44 AM 256 Views
I had to avoid no less than 17 animals during a 30 minutes ride on Saturday night ironclad - 18/07/2012 09:56:16 AM 324 Views
That's what you get for getting drunk and crashing through the zoo. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 18/07/2012 12:25:30 PM 112 Views
LOL, it seriously felt like that... *NM* ironclad - 18/07/2012 03:46:31 PM 109 Views
The is definitely an oncoming Squirrel Apocalypse. Stephen - 18/07/2012 10:15:05 AM 271 Views
Feel free to come to my house and run over some more. Avendesora - 18/07/2012 12:22:05 PM 404 Views
they eat better if you use a gun to kill them *NM* random thoughts - 18/07/2012 02:07:54 PM 110 Views
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