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Maybe if you tried real mayonnaise you would understand the appeal. Legolas Send a noteboard - 10/03/2017 06:42:23 PM

View original postYou want to rant about the desecration of your national cuisine, start your own thread. My thread, my food rant.

Nah, I can live with it. Was just making a point about Americans desecrating everybody's national cuisine - but often enough the result is actually pretty good.
View original postObviously a traditionalist who is appalled at Hawaiian pizza would feel the same way about any heinous fruit topping. The fact that the evil of pineapple toppings has been surpassed does not let the Canadian barbarian who started the vile trend off the hook.

Who was this, exactly? I'm intrigued now.
View original postNow go eat some pommes frites with mayonnaise

Yeah, I wouldn't trust what Americans call mayonnaise, either. Or the Dutch, now that I think of it. The French mayonnaise should be fine, but then again their frites aren't. Clearly there's only one right place to eat this.
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It's time to return this message board to topics that truly matter damookster - 10/03/2017 04:34:16 PM 1143 Views
As I said on Facebook when this came up Aviendha - 10/03/2017 05:18:07 PM 691 Views
I had duck and peach pizza and it was grand. *NM* random thoughts - 10/03/2017 05:46:14 PM 390 Views
Nottingham, universally recognized as the home of pizza damookster - 10/03/2017 05:56:44 PM 639 Views
This particular place Aviendha - 10/03/2017 06:40:03 PM 671 Views
O the horror damookster - 10/03/2017 06:42:44 PM 703 Views
I've had eggs on pizza, here. nossy - 10/03/2017 09:42:17 PM 679 Views
In which circle of hell dontou reside?! Aviendha - 10/03/2017 09:58:25 PM 687 Views
Bedfordshire. nossy - 10/03/2017 10:13:44 PM 687 Views
I'm so sorry I hope you managed to find a nice bit Aviendha - 10/03/2017 10:21:07 PM 631 Views
we see this evil on our side of the pond as well damookster - 10/03/2017 11:16:27 PM 762 Views
Eggs on pizza is lovely. Stephen - 14/03/2017 05:15:05 PM 703 Views
Hawaiian pizza is a complete abomination *NM* Tom - 10/03/2017 05:35:19 PM 385 Views
spoken like a true New Yorker *NM* damookster - 10/03/2017 05:57:44 PM 413 Views
Beans in chilli is an abomination. Pineapple on pizza is just weird *NM* random thoughts - 10/03/2017 05:49:20 PM 396 Views
Agreed on beans in chili. damookster - 10/03/2017 06:03:22 PM 682 Views
Then I shall shun them in sympathetic fraternity *NM* random thoughts - 10/03/2017 08:08:43 PM 414 Views
I like to think of myself as a libertarian when it comes to pizza toppings. The Shrike - 10/03/2017 05:51:22 PM 660 Views
Ok.... Jeordam - 10/03/2017 05:53:46 PM 654 Views
They subsume their cheese under tomato sauce!! The Shrike - 10/03/2017 05:55:24 PM 620 Views
you are wise damookster - 10/03/2017 06:10:12 PM 706 Views
We like extra tomato sauce. The abomination is Aviendha - 10/03/2017 06:41:37 PM 679 Views
As the writer of the linked article suggests... damookster - 10/03/2017 06:50:50 PM 618 Views
Is your tomato sauce The Shrike - 10/03/2017 07:11:33 PM 641 Views
Yes Aviendha - 10/03/2017 07:28:12 PM 617 Views
In the Midwest . . . The Shrike - 10/03/2017 10:20:54 PM 607 Views
Tastiest casserole on earth. nossy - 10/03/2017 09:37:28 PM 692 Views
Midwesterner! The Shrike - 10/03/2017 10:19:01 PM 665 Views
Durn tootin nossy - 10/03/2017 10:24:06 PM 696 Views
NYC Pizza is perfection. The Shrike - 10/03/2017 10:33:50 PM 630 Views
What's so great about it? Aviendha - 10/03/2017 10:42:31 PM 653 Views
What's so great about it? damookster - 10/03/2017 11:46:41 PM 635 Views
I think its the water. The Shrike - 11/03/2017 01:58:49 AM 633 Views
I'm sold. Aviendha - 11/03/2017 08:40:09 AM 646 Views
*shrug* Jeordam - 10/03/2017 05:52:38 PM 668 Views
bah damookster - 10/03/2017 06:06:01 PM 632 Views
Tell you what... Legolas - 10/03/2017 06:11:47 PM 664 Views
Hey! damookster - 10/03/2017 06:25:16 PM 709 Views
Maybe if you tried real mayonnaise you would understand the appeal. Legolas - 10/03/2017 06:42:23 PM 668 Views
I've made my own mayonnaise in a blender and in a food processor damookster - 10/03/2017 06:47:16 PM 645 Views
I like a combination of mayonnaise and ketchup with my fries. The Shrike - 10/03/2017 07:15:00 PM 646 Views
Oh yeah. Aviendha - 10/03/2017 07:30:15 PM 663 Views
square and... hexagon? aerocontrols - 11/03/2017 12:06:04 AM 712 Views
*shudders* Legolas - 11/03/2017 12:21:30 AM 658 Views
Wife and daughters would really like that aerocontrols - 11/03/2017 12:37:43 AM 719 Views
I hate all toppings on pizza. (extra cheese is not a topping) Pizza is pizza. Don't fuck with it. Cannoli - 10/03/2017 07:14:36 PM 668 Views
Yes. If there is one takeaway from this discussion it should be... damookster - 10/03/2017 07:23:55 PM 739 Views
East Coast bias much? *NM* Jeordam - 10/03/2017 07:48:24 PM 448 Views
I previously had no problem with the people of Iceland. Hieshyn - 10/03/2017 08:06:49 PM 805 Views
So you admit you're a Philistine *NM* damookster - 10/03/2017 09:06:22 PM 414 Views
Only if that means, "one who understands whats good in life." *NM* Hieshyn - 10/03/2017 09:28:33 PM 489 Views
Conan the Barbarian knew what is good in life. You do not. *NM* Tom - 11/03/2017 05:25:09 AM 391 Views
*NM* damookster - 11/03/2017 01:59:35 PM 356 Views
How about shrimp and andouille sausage? random thoughts - 10/03/2017 08:12:26 PM 735 Views
That fits my requirements. Sareitha Sedai - 10/03/2017 08:44:45 PM 596 Views
It's all good if it doesn't include fruit. Or ranch dressing. *NM* damookster - 10/03/2017 09:18:43 PM 362 Views
Hmmmm. Sareitha Sedai - 10/03/2017 09:25:53 PM 639 Views
*NM* Hieshyn - 10/03/2017 09:29:49 PM 494 Views
Yerk. *NM* nossy - 10/03/2017 09:44:54 PM 383 Views
And here I thought you were sensible. *NM* Sareitha Sedai - 10/03/2017 09:59:35 PM 376 Views
I detest ranch. And it offends my "anti-hype" genes. nossy - 10/03/2017 10:16:48 PM 631 Views
So sorry but I must disagree damookster - 11/03/2017 12:25:17 AM 660 Views
Interesting how you all keep saying 'bleu' cheese. More common in the US than just 'blue'? *NM* Legolas - 11/03/2017 12:36:35 AM 397 Views
yes among those who know the proper name *NM* damookster - 11/03/2017 03:43:16 AM 379 Views
Just the pizza. Sareitha Sedai - 11/03/2017 02:00:36 PM 643 Views
Legalize Ranch Hieshyn - 10/03/2017 09:29:04 PM 772 Views
People puy ranch dressing on pizza *NM* random thoughts - 13/03/2017 02:54:42 AM 359 Views
Sadly, some do *NM* damookster - 13/03/2017 03:03:01 AM 354 Views
I forget how close we are to each other sometimes. *NM* Ghavrel - 11/03/2017 06:15:57 AM 371 Views
I have lived in Luosinai three times random thoughts - 13/03/2017 12:43:09 AM 648 Views
The Icelandic folk were ever wise. Sareitha Sedai - 10/03/2017 08:13:42 PM 643 Views
Blame Canada. PseudoDragon - 10/03/2017 09:11:30 PM 703 Views
Yes. I do. *NM* damookster - 10/03/2017 09:17:33 PM 359 Views
I have no opinion. nossy - 10/03/2017 09:39:25 PM 647 Views
Ah. See my post, above. Aviendha - 10/03/2017 10:00:14 PM 668 Views
It's not pizza! nossy - 10/03/2017 10:11:17 PM 645 Views
So what's worse then..... Jeordam - 10/03/2017 11:14:10 PM 762 Views
Eat it any which way you can. *NM* The Shrike - 11/03/2017 02:01:18 AM 356 Views
Agreed aerocontrols - 11/03/2017 12:09:06 AM 629 Views
Figs? damookster - 11/03/2017 12:20:43 AM 651 Views
at least no mice aerocontrols - 11/03/2017 12:38:49 AM 687 Views
Pineapple on pizza should be a crime!! Kit - 12/03/2017 02:26:53 AM 646 Views
Emotionally, I agree. damookster - 12/03/2017 02:15:33 PM 634 Views
I'm a Philistine and proud of it. Rebekah - 12/03/2017 12:24:09 PM 889 Views
You live in Scotland, do you not? damookster - 12/03/2017 02:11:33 PM 750 Views
Yes. Scotland's culinary gifts to the world are... Rebekah - 12/03/2017 03:14:18 PM 939 Views
I like haggis. Though I have to admit... Legolas - 12/03/2017 03:44:52 PM 630 Views
The word casserole is pretty broad over here random thoughts - 14/03/2017 08:20:36 PM 612 Views
I have a pot of chili simmering on the stove right now damookster - 14/03/2017 08:54:14 PM 609 Views
This is how the Scots make pizza Stephen - 14/03/2017 06:01:16 PM 893 Views
deep fried pizza? damookster - 14/03/2017 06:20:34 PM 676 Views
You can get deep fried pizza in Scottish chippies, btw. Rebekah - 12/03/2017 03:16:38 PM 942 Views
Deeply agreed Floffe - 15/03/2017 08:25:56 PM 680 Views
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