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Maybe if you tried real mayonnaise you would understand the appeal. Legolas Send a noteboard - 10/03/2017 06:42:23 PM

View original postYou want to rant about the desecration of your national cuisine, start your own thread. My thread, my food rant.

Nah, I can live with it. Was just making a point about Americans desecrating everybody's national cuisine - but often enough the result is actually pretty good.
View original postObviously a traditionalist who is appalled at Hawaiian pizza would feel the same way about any heinous fruit topping. The fact that the evil of pineapple toppings has been surpassed does not let the Canadian barbarian who started the vile trend off the hook.

Who was this, exactly? I'm intrigued now.
View original postNow go eat some pommes frites with mayonnaise

Yeah, I wouldn't trust what Americans call mayonnaise, either. Or the Dutch, now that I think of it. The French mayonnaise should be fine, but then again their frites aren't. Clearly there's only one right place to eat this.
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It's time to return this message board to topics that truly matter damookster - 10/03/2017 04:34:16 PM 1585 Views
As I said on Facebook when this came up Aviendha - 10/03/2017 05:18:07 PM 1129 Views
I had duck and peach pizza and it was grand. *NM* random thoughts - 10/03/2017 05:46:14 PM 642 Views
Nottingham, universally recognized as the home of pizza damookster - 10/03/2017 05:56:44 PM 1063 Views
This particular place Aviendha - 10/03/2017 06:40:03 PM 1111 Views
O the horror damookster - 10/03/2017 06:42:44 PM 1125 Views
I've had eggs on pizza, here. nossy - 10/03/2017 09:42:17 PM 1108 Views
In which circle of hell dontou reside?! Aviendha - 10/03/2017 09:58:25 PM 1168 Views
Bedfordshire. nossy - 10/03/2017 10:13:44 PM 1106 Views
I'm so sorry I hope you managed to find a nice bit Aviendha - 10/03/2017 10:21:07 PM 1061 Views
we see this evil on our side of the pond as well damookster - 10/03/2017 11:16:27 PM 1185 Views
Eggs on pizza is lovely. Stephen - 14/03/2017 05:15:05 PM 1153 Views
Hawaiian pizza is a complete abomination *NM* Tom - 10/03/2017 05:35:19 PM 649 Views
spoken like a true New Yorker *NM* damookster - 10/03/2017 05:57:44 PM 652 Views
Beans in chilli is an abomination. Pineapple on pizza is just weird *NM* random thoughts - 10/03/2017 05:49:20 PM 674 Views
Agreed on beans in chili. damookster - 10/03/2017 06:03:22 PM 1106 Views
Then I shall shun them in sympathetic fraternity *NM* random thoughts - 10/03/2017 08:08:43 PM 675 Views
I like to think of myself as a libertarian when it comes to pizza toppings. The Shrike - 10/03/2017 05:51:22 PM 1129 Views
Ok.... Jeordam - 10/03/2017 05:53:46 PM 1064 Views
They subsume their cheese under tomato sauce!! The Shrike - 10/03/2017 05:55:24 PM 1065 Views
you are wise damookster - 10/03/2017 06:10:12 PM 1110 Views
We like extra tomato sauce. The abomination is Aviendha - 10/03/2017 06:41:37 PM 1139 Views
As the writer of the linked article suggests... damookster - 10/03/2017 06:50:50 PM 1053 Views
Is your tomato sauce The Shrike - 10/03/2017 07:11:33 PM 1045 Views
Yes Aviendha - 10/03/2017 07:28:12 PM 1060 Views
In the Midwest . . . The Shrike - 10/03/2017 10:20:54 PM 994 Views
Tastiest casserole on earth. nossy - 10/03/2017 09:37:28 PM 1124 Views
Midwesterner! The Shrike - 10/03/2017 10:19:01 PM 1106 Views
Durn tootin nossy - 10/03/2017 10:24:06 PM 1138 Views
NYC Pizza is perfection. The Shrike - 10/03/2017 10:33:50 PM 1048 Views
What's so great about it? Aviendha - 10/03/2017 10:42:31 PM 1083 Views
What's so great about it? damookster - 10/03/2017 11:46:41 PM 1048 Views
I think its the water. The Shrike - 11/03/2017 01:58:49 AM 1068 Views
I'm sold. Aviendha - 11/03/2017 08:40:09 AM 1072 Views
*shrug* Jeordam - 10/03/2017 05:52:38 PM 1110 Views
bah damookster - 10/03/2017 06:06:01 PM 1054 Views
Tell you what... Legolas - 10/03/2017 06:11:47 PM 1084 Views
Hey! damookster - 10/03/2017 06:25:16 PM 1170 Views
Maybe if you tried real mayonnaise you would understand the appeal. Legolas - 10/03/2017 06:42:23 PM 1112 Views
I've made my own mayonnaise in a blender and in a food processor damookster - 10/03/2017 06:47:16 PM 1035 Views
I like a combination of mayonnaise and ketchup with my fries. The Shrike - 10/03/2017 07:15:00 PM 1077 Views
Oh yeah. Aviendha - 10/03/2017 07:30:15 PM 1087 Views
square and... hexagon? aerocontrols - 11/03/2017 12:06:04 AM 1147 Views
*shudders* Legolas - 11/03/2017 12:21:30 AM 1103 Views
Wife and daughters would really like that aerocontrols - 11/03/2017 12:37:43 AM 1157 Views
I hate all toppings on pizza. (extra cheese is not a topping) Pizza is pizza. Don't fuck with it. Cannoli - 10/03/2017 07:14:36 PM 1105 Views
Yes. If there is one takeaway from this discussion it should be... damookster - 10/03/2017 07:23:55 PM 1140 Views
East Coast bias much? *NM* Jeordam - 10/03/2017 07:48:24 PM 696 Views
I previously had no problem with the people of Iceland. Hieshyn - 10/03/2017 08:06:49 PM 1260 Views
So you admit you're a Philistine *NM* damookster - 10/03/2017 09:06:22 PM 664 Views
Only if that means, "one who understands whats good in life." *NM* Hieshyn - 10/03/2017 09:28:33 PM 754 Views
Conan the Barbarian knew what is good in life. You do not. *NM* Tom - 11/03/2017 05:25:09 AM 702 Views
*NM* damookster - 11/03/2017 01:59:35 PM 630 Views
How about shrimp and andouille sausage? random thoughts - 10/03/2017 08:12:26 PM 1133 Views
That fits my requirements. Sareitha Sedai - 10/03/2017 08:44:45 PM 994 Views
It's all good if it doesn't include fruit. Or ranch dressing. *NM* damookster - 10/03/2017 09:18:43 PM 622 Views
Hmmmm. Sareitha Sedai - 10/03/2017 09:25:53 PM 1042 Views
*NM* Hieshyn - 10/03/2017 09:29:49 PM 763 Views
Yerk. *NM* nossy - 10/03/2017 09:44:54 PM 629 Views
And here I thought you were sensible. *NM* Sareitha Sedai - 10/03/2017 09:59:35 PM 612 Views
I detest ranch. And it offends my "anti-hype" genes. nossy - 10/03/2017 10:16:48 PM 1060 Views
So sorry but I must disagree damookster - 11/03/2017 12:25:17 AM 1053 Views
Interesting how you all keep saying 'bleu' cheese. More common in the US than just 'blue'? *NM* Legolas - 11/03/2017 12:36:35 AM 660 Views
yes among those who know the proper name *NM* damookster - 11/03/2017 03:43:16 AM 625 Views
Just the pizza. Sareitha Sedai - 11/03/2017 02:00:36 PM 1044 Views
Legalize Ranch Hieshyn - 10/03/2017 09:29:04 PM 1229 Views
People puy ranch dressing on pizza *NM* random thoughts - 13/03/2017 02:54:42 AM 615 Views
Sadly, some do *NM* damookster - 13/03/2017 03:03:01 AM 594 Views
I forget how close we are to each other sometimes. *NM* Ghavrel - 11/03/2017 06:15:57 AM 597 Views
I have lived in Luosinai three times random thoughts - 13/03/2017 12:43:09 AM 1037 Views
The Icelandic folk were ever wise. Sareitha Sedai - 10/03/2017 08:13:42 PM 1084 Views
Blame Canada. PseudoDragon - 10/03/2017 09:11:30 PM 1144 Views
Yes. I do. *NM* damookster - 10/03/2017 09:17:33 PM 602 Views
I have no opinion. nossy - 10/03/2017 09:39:25 PM 1074 Views
Ah. See my post, above. Aviendha - 10/03/2017 10:00:14 PM 1062 Views
It's not pizza! nossy - 10/03/2017 10:11:17 PM 1101 Views
So what's worse then..... Jeordam - 10/03/2017 11:14:10 PM 1148 Views
Eat it any which way you can. *NM* The Shrike - 11/03/2017 02:01:18 AM 594 Views
Agreed aerocontrols - 11/03/2017 12:09:06 AM 1041 Views
Figs? damookster - 11/03/2017 12:20:43 AM 1052 Views
at least no mice aerocontrols - 11/03/2017 12:38:49 AM 1089 Views
Pineapple on pizza should be a crime!! Kit - 12/03/2017 02:26:53 AM 1071 Views
Emotionally, I agree. damookster - 12/03/2017 02:15:33 PM 1075 Views
I'm a Philistine and proud of it. Rebekah - 12/03/2017 12:24:09 PM 1457 Views
You live in Scotland, do you not? damookster - 12/03/2017 02:11:33 PM 1179 Views
Yes. Scotland's culinary gifts to the world are... Rebekah - 12/03/2017 03:14:18 PM 1520 Views
I like haggis. Though I have to admit... Legolas - 12/03/2017 03:44:52 PM 1049 Views
The word casserole is pretty broad over here random thoughts - 14/03/2017 08:20:36 PM 1080 Views
I have a pot of chili simmering on the stove right now damookster - 14/03/2017 08:54:14 PM 1023 Views
This is how the Scots make pizza Stephen - 14/03/2017 06:01:16 PM 1373 Views
deep fried pizza? damookster - 14/03/2017 06:20:34 PM 1112 Views
You can get deep fried pizza in Scottish chippies, btw. Rebekah - 12/03/2017 03:16:38 PM 1508 Views
Deeply agreed Floffe - 15/03/2017 08:25:56 PM 1102 Views
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