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Maybe if you tried real mayonnaise you would understand the appeal. Legolas Send a noteboard - 10/03/2017 06:42:23 PM

View original postYou want to rant about the desecration of your national cuisine, start your own thread. My thread, my food rant.

Nah, I can live with it. Was just making a point about Americans desecrating everybody's national cuisine - but often enough the result is actually pretty good.
View original postObviously a traditionalist who is appalled at Hawaiian pizza would feel the same way about any heinous fruit topping. The fact that the evil of pineapple toppings has been surpassed does not let the Canadian barbarian who started the vile trend off the hook.

Who was this, exactly? I'm intrigued now.
View original postNow go eat some pommes frites with mayonnaise

Yeah, I wouldn't trust what Americans call mayonnaise, either. Or the Dutch, now that I think of it. The French mayonnaise should be fine, but then again their frites aren't. Clearly there's only one right place to eat this.
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It's time to return this message board to topics that truly matter damookster - 10/03/2017 04:34:16 PM 1397 Views
As I said on Facebook when this came up Aviendha - 10/03/2017 05:18:07 PM 958 Views
I had duck and peach pizza and it was grand. *NM* random thoughts - 10/03/2017 05:46:14 PM 551 Views
Nottingham, universally recognized as the home of pizza damookster - 10/03/2017 05:56:44 PM 909 Views
This particular place Aviendha - 10/03/2017 06:40:03 PM 940 Views
O the horror damookster - 10/03/2017 06:42:44 PM 956 Views
I've had eggs on pizza, here. nossy - 10/03/2017 09:42:17 PM 935 Views
In which circle of hell dontou reside?! Aviendha - 10/03/2017 09:58:25 PM 943 Views
Bedfordshire. nossy - 10/03/2017 10:13:44 PM 940 Views
I'm so sorry I hope you managed to find a nice bit Aviendha - 10/03/2017 10:21:07 PM 907 Views
we see this evil on our side of the pond as well damookster - 10/03/2017 11:16:27 PM 1018 Views
Eggs on pizza is lovely. Stephen - 14/03/2017 05:15:05 PM 974 Views
Hawaiian pizza is a complete abomination *NM* Tom - 10/03/2017 05:35:19 PM 560 Views
spoken like a true New Yorker *NM* damookster - 10/03/2017 05:57:44 PM 570 Views
Beans in chilli is an abomination. Pineapple on pizza is just weird *NM* random thoughts - 10/03/2017 05:49:20 PM 568 Views
Agreed on beans in chili. damookster - 10/03/2017 06:03:22 PM 943 Views
Then I shall shun them in sympathetic fraternity *NM* random thoughts - 10/03/2017 08:08:43 PM 584 Views
I like to think of myself as a libertarian when it comes to pizza toppings. The Shrike - 10/03/2017 05:51:22 PM 949 Views
Ok.... Jeordam - 10/03/2017 05:53:46 PM 896 Views
They subsume their cheese under tomato sauce!! The Shrike - 10/03/2017 05:55:24 PM 888 Views
you are wise damookster - 10/03/2017 06:10:12 PM 957 Views
We like extra tomato sauce. The abomination is Aviendha - 10/03/2017 06:41:37 PM 971 Views
As the writer of the linked article suggests... damookster - 10/03/2017 06:50:50 PM 884 Views
Is your tomato sauce The Shrike - 10/03/2017 07:11:33 PM 885 Views
Yes Aviendha - 10/03/2017 07:28:12 PM 899 Views
In the Midwest . . . The Shrike - 10/03/2017 10:20:54 PM 849 Views
Tastiest casserole on earth. nossy - 10/03/2017 09:37:28 PM 953 Views
Midwesterner! The Shrike - 10/03/2017 10:19:01 PM 937 Views
Durn tootin nossy - 10/03/2017 10:24:06 PM 973 Views
NYC Pizza is perfection. The Shrike - 10/03/2017 10:33:50 PM 879 Views
What's so great about it? Aviendha - 10/03/2017 10:42:31 PM 908 Views
What's so great about it? damookster - 10/03/2017 11:46:41 PM 889 Views
I think its the water. The Shrike - 11/03/2017 01:58:49 AM 912 Views
I'm sold. Aviendha - 11/03/2017 08:40:09 AM 917 Views
*shrug* Jeordam - 10/03/2017 05:52:38 PM 936 Views
bah damookster - 10/03/2017 06:06:01 PM 901 Views
Tell you what... Legolas - 10/03/2017 06:11:47 PM 916 Views
Hey! damookster - 10/03/2017 06:25:16 PM 1007 Views
Maybe if you tried real mayonnaise you would understand the appeal. Legolas - 10/03/2017 06:42:23 PM 950 Views
I've made my own mayonnaise in a blender and in a food processor damookster - 10/03/2017 06:47:16 PM 878 Views
I like a combination of mayonnaise and ketchup with my fries. The Shrike - 10/03/2017 07:15:00 PM 910 Views
Oh yeah. Aviendha - 10/03/2017 07:30:15 PM 915 Views
square and... hexagon? aerocontrols - 11/03/2017 12:06:04 AM 970 Views
*shudders* Legolas - 11/03/2017 12:21:30 AM 920 Views
Wife and daughters would really like that aerocontrols - 11/03/2017 12:37:43 AM 997 Views
I hate all toppings on pizza. (extra cheese is not a topping) Pizza is pizza. Don't fuck with it. Cannoli - 10/03/2017 07:14:36 PM 927 Views
Yes. If there is one takeaway from this discussion it should be... damookster - 10/03/2017 07:23:55 PM 982 Views
East Coast bias much? *NM* Jeordam - 10/03/2017 07:48:24 PM 610 Views
I previously had no problem with the people of Iceland. Hieshyn - 10/03/2017 08:06:49 PM 1077 Views
So you admit you're a Philistine *NM* damookster - 10/03/2017 09:06:22 PM 576 Views
Only if that means, "one who understands whats good in life." *NM* Hieshyn - 10/03/2017 09:28:33 PM 666 Views
Conan the Barbarian knew what is good in life. You do not. *NM* Tom - 11/03/2017 05:25:09 AM 579 Views
*NM* damookster - 11/03/2017 01:59:35 PM 542 Views
How about shrimp and andouille sausage? random thoughts - 10/03/2017 08:12:26 PM 976 Views
That fits my requirements. Sareitha Sedai - 10/03/2017 08:44:45 PM 838 Views
It's all good if it doesn't include fruit. Or ranch dressing. *NM* damookster - 10/03/2017 09:18:43 PM 538 Views
Hmmmm. Sareitha Sedai - 10/03/2017 09:25:53 PM 893 Views
*NM* Hieshyn - 10/03/2017 09:29:49 PM 662 Views
Yerk. *NM* nossy - 10/03/2017 09:44:54 PM 542 Views
And here I thought you were sensible. *NM* Sareitha Sedai - 10/03/2017 09:59:35 PM 532 Views
I detest ranch. And it offends my "anti-hype" genes. nossy - 10/03/2017 10:16:48 PM 887 Views
So sorry but I must disagree damookster - 11/03/2017 12:25:17 AM 883 Views
Interesting how you all keep saying 'bleu' cheese. More common in the US than just 'blue'? *NM* Legolas - 11/03/2017 12:36:35 AM 549 Views
yes among those who know the proper name *NM* damookster - 11/03/2017 03:43:16 AM 547 Views
Just the pizza. Sareitha Sedai - 11/03/2017 02:00:36 PM 881 Views
Legalize Ranch Hieshyn - 10/03/2017 09:29:04 PM 1056 Views
People puy ranch dressing on pizza *NM* random thoughts - 13/03/2017 02:54:42 AM 525 Views
Sadly, some do *NM* damookster - 13/03/2017 03:03:01 AM 512 Views
I forget how close we are to each other sometimes. *NM* Ghavrel - 11/03/2017 06:15:57 AM 513 Views
I have lived in Luosinai three times random thoughts - 13/03/2017 12:43:09 AM 875 Views
The Icelandic folk were ever wise. Sareitha Sedai - 10/03/2017 08:13:42 PM 920 Views
Blame Canada. PseudoDragon - 10/03/2017 09:11:30 PM 980 Views
Yes. I do. *NM* damookster - 10/03/2017 09:17:33 PM 522 Views
I have no opinion. nossy - 10/03/2017 09:39:25 PM 913 Views
Ah. See my post, above. Aviendha - 10/03/2017 10:00:14 PM 912 Views
It's not pizza! nossy - 10/03/2017 10:11:17 PM 923 Views
So what's worse then..... Jeordam - 10/03/2017 11:14:10 PM 998 Views
Eat it any which way you can. *NM* The Shrike - 11/03/2017 02:01:18 AM 512 Views
Agreed aerocontrols - 11/03/2017 12:09:06 AM 878 Views
Figs? damookster - 11/03/2017 12:20:43 AM 904 Views
at least no mice aerocontrols - 11/03/2017 12:38:49 AM 927 Views
Pineapple on pizza should be a crime!! Kit - 12/03/2017 02:26:53 AM 911 Views
Emotionally, I agree. damookster - 12/03/2017 02:15:33 PM 903 Views
I'm a Philistine and proud of it. Rebekah - 12/03/2017 12:24:09 PM 1294 Views
You live in Scotland, do you not? damookster - 12/03/2017 02:11:33 PM 1010 Views
Yes. Scotland's culinary gifts to the world are... Rebekah - 12/03/2017 03:14:18 PM 1337 Views
I like haggis. Though I have to admit... Legolas - 12/03/2017 03:44:52 PM 872 Views
The word casserole is pretty broad over here random thoughts - 14/03/2017 08:20:36 PM 895 Views
I have a pot of chili simmering on the stove right now damookster - 14/03/2017 08:54:14 PM 860 Views
This is how the Scots make pizza Stephen - 14/03/2017 06:01:16 PM 1176 Views
deep fried pizza? damookster - 14/03/2017 06:20:34 PM 951 Views
You can get deep fried pizza in Scottish chippies, btw. Rebekah - 12/03/2017 03:16:38 PM 1345 Views
Deeply agreed Floffe - 15/03/2017 08:25:56 PM 943 Views
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