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But jens... jh Send a noteboard - 16/12/2009 08:55:19 AM
I am really very glad you crossed out the best. You can now cross out the friend, too. I can't believe you are offering me up on here!! I am going to kill you. And I'm going to do it before you go traipsing off to England so that you won't have to worry about your fossilized genitals. See how nice I am?
Also, for the record, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. And I am great in bed.
So there.

sam


Now tell us about her in her natural habitat.


Her natural habitat was removed years ago when someone put a planet there!
"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world" - Calvin.
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I have found a girl for Jonte. nossy - 15/12/2009 03:57:23 PM 1064 Views
I never really bought into this "two people have to be similar to date" idea ironclad - 15/12/2009 04:01:20 PM 682 Views
He is not old!! He is only 3 months older than I am. Bitch!! The Shrike - 15/12/2009 04:05:14 PM 778 Views
Look, I believe jens is even older than nossy, so no worries there... jh - 15/12/2009 04:44:12 PM 711 Views
Lies! ironclad - 15/12/2009 08:18:42 PM 726 Views
! Gena - 15/12/2009 09:09:46 PM 717 Views
*NM* snoopcester - 15/12/2009 09:18:48 PM 252 Views
That would be scary! Sophy - 15/12/2009 04:05:54 PM 683 Views
let's not psychoanalyze the funny post, jensifer. *NM* nossy - 15/12/2009 04:17:38 PM 372 Views
Oh, a match made in heaven!!! Sophy - 15/12/2009 04:04:04 PM 711 Views
lol, I was going to tell you that you typoed "heaven" for "the burning fires of hell." *NM* nossy - 15/12/2009 04:18:19 PM 364 Views
Women are evil, Jonte. Turn gay. The Shrike - 15/12/2009 04:05:55 PM 759 Views
um nossy - 15/12/2009 04:28:40 PM 707 Views
I'll consider it. jh - 15/12/2009 04:45:22 PM 672 Views
tis true Gena - 15/12/2009 09:09:06 PM 724 Views
snoopcester - 15/12/2009 04:19:57 PM 705 Views
Yes, but he's from Halland, so that doesnt put him beyond bestiality. Sophy - 15/12/2009 04:25:10 PM 836 Views
What's wrong with people from Halland? *NM* Linda - 15/12/2009 04:53:32 PM 493 Views
Jonte is from Halland? *NM* snoopcester - 15/12/2009 04:55:36 PM 390 Views
There is totally nothing wrong with people from here. jh - 15/12/2009 05:05:54 PM 673 Views
don't blame Halland for it! Linda - 15/12/2009 05:07:43 PM 828 Views
I knew you were a good person. *NM* jh - 15/12/2009 05:08:39 PM 337 Views
Oh, I don't! Sophy - 15/12/2009 10:07:13 PM 702 Views
If you are saying what I think you are saying, then I don't think what you said means what you think snoopcester - 16/12/2009 09:49:38 AM 674 Views
Whoops! Now I see it! Sophy - 16/12/2009 03:07:13 PM 685 Views
snoopcester - 16/12/2009 03:10:54 PM 696 Views
Holland? ironclad - 15/12/2009 08:19:20 PM 678 Views
Nice try, lithuanian. *NM* jh - 15/12/2009 08:24:53 PM 362 Views
You can't blame him, with the World Cup coming up and all... *NM* Legolas - 15/12/2009 08:26:12 PM 379 Views
If so, I'd choose a good team... jh - 15/12/2009 08:35:42 PM 749 Views
We'll see about that when the tournament starts. *NM* Legolas - 15/12/2009 08:41:21 PM 380 Views
Yes, you are correct. jh - 15/12/2009 08:47:04 PM 678 Views
At least they stand a chance of getting there, yes? Legolas - 15/12/2009 08:55:19 PM 667 Views
unlike belgium? jh - 15/12/2009 09:57:44 PM 705 Views
Your taste is dreadful, it would appear. Legolas - 15/12/2009 10:13:33 PM 649 Views
*NM* ironclad - 15/12/2009 08:47:59 PM 371 Views
? nossy - 15/12/2009 04:27:48 PM 714 Views
I like her already. *NM* jh - 15/12/2009 04:43:07 PM 363 Views
Fossilized genitals... much less useful on a girl. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 15/12/2009 06:47:02 PM 374 Views
are they useful on a man? *NM* Gena - 15/12/2009 09:01:22 PM 386 Views
Do we really have to do into detail here? nossy - 15/12/2009 09:03:44 PM 694 Views
*points at Jack* Gena - 15/12/2009 09:05:03 PM 679 Views
Prude! ironclad - 15/12/2009 09:11:34 PM 807 Views
I have a feeling she was anti-naughty there, but hey. nossy - 15/12/2009 09:22:34 PM 702 Views
I'm thinking petrified wood. What are you thinking? *NM* TaskmasterJack - 16/12/2009 01:02:08 AM 392 Views
Is that what happens when you think about moley nuns at the wrong time? *NM* nossy - 16/12/2009 03:57:20 AM 416 Views
Moley? TaskmasterJack - 16/12/2009 04:44:23 AM 702 Views
something tells me mapthis has been hacking into your system. *NM* nossy - 17/12/2009 01:43:30 AM 382 Views
Well a man wouldnt have much use of them either. Sophy - 15/12/2009 10:16:05 PM 681 Views
You know much about this.... *NM* nossy - 15/12/2009 10:18:40 PM 382 Views
My best friend is in love with a Danish bogbody. Sophy - 15/12/2009 10:23:14 PM 718 Views
What if you trapped it in amber? TaskmasterJack - 16/12/2009 01:03:34 AM 657 Views
By the way, I forgot to ask... jh - 15/12/2009 09:58:45 PM 693 Views
I have no idea. But I will tell her someone is asking very important questions. *NM* nossy - 15/12/2009 10:05:36 PM 357 Views
Yes. You totally should... "by the way, best friend, I totally tried to sell you on the... jh - 15/12/2009 10:25:18 PM 652 Views
You are looking for a she-Jonte? *NM* Sophy - 15/12/2009 10:10:31 PM 367 Views
But.... Elaine - 15/12/2009 11:05:12 PM 710 Views
Oh, go reproduce or something. jh - 15/12/2009 11:25:13 PM 682 Views
Poor Jonte Elaine - 16/12/2009 12:01:42 AM 715 Views
Sam I am. Sam I Am - 16/12/2009 12:11:35 AM 670 Views
Ew.. nossy - 16/12/2009 12:42:59 AM 659 Views
Re: Ew.. Sam I Am - 16/12/2009 12:43:52 AM 684 Views
Puh-lease woman nossy - 16/12/2009 03:54:53 AM 653 Views
Welcome to the place where Nossy is ki...erm, I mean queen. ironclad - 16/12/2009 08:33:04 AM 618 Views
But jens... jh - 16/12/2009 08:55:19 AM 706 Views
Re: Welcome to the place where Nossy is ki...erm, I mean queen. TaskmasterJack - 16/12/2009 03:00:08 PM 633 Views
I switched October with Maphtis ironclad - 16/12/2009 03:07:01 PM 667 Views
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