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Re: Monkeys. Ice cream. Steve Hughes. Those twirly things on strippers' breasts. Jonielle Send a noteboard - 19/12/2009 12:52:17 PM
1. Is smoking marijuana really worse for your mental health than being shipped off to shoot at Arabs?


I'm guessing it is comparable, but I have no idea.

2. If you had to choose, would you rather 1) piss yourself on the bus or 2) tell your mom you're gay?


Absolutely number 2. I really wish she was still alive. And the first don't go well together with my social phobia.

3. Wait a minute, wait a minute. . . who shot at Reagan?, I forget.


No idea.

4. You had an affair?, and now she's trying to kill us? How could you?!


That must suck.

5. Will you be staying with us for business or pleasure?


I think I'll leave.

6. Jesus Christ, my family wants me & my brother to do Christmas Eve, and we're like. . how the fuck do you cook a turkey?!


No clue. I'm skipping any family engagements this Christmas myself. I'll probably be admitted to the psych ward on Monday if I tell my therapist the truth about how I feel anyway.

7. Where do you get a turkey?


I think most grocery stores have them. At least here. It's probably easiest to get a frozen one though.

8. What goes with turkey?, like. . . potatoes and uh. . . What?


A cream based Sauce, peas, and vinbärsgelé?(Sorry, don't know English for the last one.)

9. What does turkey taste like?, is it kinda like chicken?


Very much like chicken, can often be a bit more dry though. I love turkey.

10. Since my family tends to get excessively drunk at Christmas, my brother and I were thinking. . . maybe we'd get away with just serving booze, potato chips and dip. But what kind of dip says "CHRISTMAS"?


That is a hard question. Do they make gingerbread dip?
Formerly known as Jojjo.
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