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Re: I like those twirly things. When I have a girlfriend I shall get one and twirl them at her. Danae al'Thor Send a noteboard - 19/12/2009 03:09:25 PM
1. Is smoking marijuana really worse for your mental health than being shipped off to shoot at Arabs?

I wouldn't want to be forced, economically or socially, to do either. If I chose to... well then I wouldn't think either was harmful would I?

2. If you had to choose, would you rather 1) piss yourself on the bus or 2) tell your mom you're gay?

I'd tell my mom I was gay. Dude, the first one is embarassing.

3. Wait a minute, wait a minute. . . who shot at Reagan?, I forget.

Some idiot who loved Jodie Foster.

4. You had an affair?, and now she's trying to kill us? How could you?!

Well, look at her! She's HOT!

5. Will you be staying with us for business or pleasure?

In this place, madam, I suspect I can't have one without the other.

6. Jesus Christ, my family wants me & my brother to do Christmas Eve, and we're like. . how the fuck do you cook a turkey?!

Steal the neighbours', duh.

7. Where do you get a turkey?

See above!

8. What goes with turkey?, like. . . potatoes and uh. . . What?

BEER AND RUM.

9. What does turkey taste like?, is it kinda like chicken?

It feels lighter to chew, and is juicier. But it is very heavy in the stomach. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

10. Since my family tend to get excessively drunk at Christmas, my brother and I were thinking. . . maybe we'd get away with just serving booze, potato chips and dip. But what kind of dip says "CHRISTMAS"?

Turkey dip! With green and red bits in!
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Re: I like those twirly things. When I have a girlfriend I shall get one and twirl them at her. Danae al'Thor - 19/12/2009 03:09:25 PM 860 Views
where's the ice cream? damookster - 19/12/2009 04:10:42 PM 840 Views
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