9) Came close to being jumped by a squirrel in Washington Square.
Did you make eye contact? Flirt? Wear something nice? What went wrong? Why didn't it want to jump you? You're a nice guy, sounds like you're in good shape...you know, it was probably stuck up. You can do better. You'll find a nice one someday, who will make you very happy.
Cannoli
"Sometimes unhinged, sometimes unfair, always entertaining"
- The Crownless
“Tolerance is the virtue of the man without convictions.” GK Chesteron
Deus Vult!
"Sometimes unhinged, sometimes unfair, always entertaining"
- The Crownless
“Tolerance is the virtue of the man without convictions.” GK Chesteron
Deus Vult!
/NSSP: In 133 hours, I...
- 25/05/2017 03:47:01 AM
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Larry is fitter at 42 than he was at 32 
- 25/05/2017 04:20:50 AM
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- 25/05/2017 04:20:50 AM
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Maybe, but certainly more than 2-3 years ago 
- 25/05/2017 05:05:39 AM
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- 25/05/2017 05:05:39 AM
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No man, he is an original, why become a Simulacra in a Simulation in order to just recreate the past
- 25/05/2017 12:50:21 PM
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Are you too now wanting a bit of cash to pray for world peace?
- 25/05/2017 02:22:39 PM
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- 25/05/2017 02:22:39 PM
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No Larry, I do not want to solve the puzzle, I do not want world peace
- 25/05/2017 03:26:50 PM
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You probably should have made more of an effort
- 25/05/2017 11:13:47 AM
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