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I have an 11 year old daughter so I am painfully aware of how the elf on the shelf works. random thoughts Send a noteboard - 07/09/2017 04:00:00 PM

You just need to sprinkle some magic fairy dust on the stuffed bear and then get up every night and move and desperately try to hide it when you forget and she is looking for it. At least the only "tricks" you need to worry about is the occasional bear poop.

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near Nottingham and Derby 8l *NM* - 06/09/2017 06:09:02 PM 366 Views
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0? *NM* - 05/09/2017 08:04:48 PM 294 Views
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I have an 11 year old daughter so I am painfully aware of how the elf on the shelf works. - 07/09/2017 04:00:00 PM 507 Views
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Molecular biology post doc. *NM* - 10/09/2017 04:20:01 PM 249 Views

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