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I have an 11 year old daughter so I am painfully aware of how the elf on the shelf works. random thoughts Send a noteboard - 07/09/2017 04:00:00 PM

You just need to sprinkle some magic fairy dust on the stuffed bear and then get up every night and move and desperately try to hide it when you forget and she is looking for it. At least the only "tricks" you need to worry about is the occasional bear poop.

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In honor of Labor Day - what is your job/career? Anonymous2000 - 05/09/2017 03:19:08 AM 1374 Views
Wage slave. I slave for wages that barely allow my survival. *NM* Hieshyn - 05/09/2017 03:20:14 AM 484 Views
What led you to such a dire predicament? *NM* LiterateDog - 05/09/2017 03:53:32 AM 466 Views
Several decades ago, a woman squeezed him out of her uterus. Cannoli - 05/09/2017 11:15:33 AM 766 Views
But the slavery, man! The slavery! *NM* LiterateDog - 05/09/2017 04:27:13 PM 502 Views
seriously, what's going on ? *NM* AgentApple - 07/09/2017 07:13:33 PM 485 Views
Made a lot of bad choices at 18-19 that lead to serious wage garnishment. Hieshyn - 07/09/2017 08:21:47 PM 828 Views
All you can do now is learn from it, right? LiterateDog - 08/09/2017 02:55:38 AM 832 Views
To clarrify Wage slavery and Canteel slavery are very different. Im not saying one is the other. *NM* Hieshyn - 07/09/2017 08:50:22 PM 486 Views
Department manager at a health insurance company. *NM* LiterateDog - 05/09/2017 03:54:00 AM 476 Views
That sounds like a hoot..... Anonymous2000 - 05/09/2017 01:54:32 PM 922 Views
Well, it isn't my dream job, but it isn't bad. LiterateDog - 05/09/2017 04:26:46 PM 746 Views
I look after a child and a house. And two dogs. Aviendha - 05/09/2017 08:54:27 AM 739 Views
I sell, plant, and transplant big trees. nossy - 05/09/2017 01:44:15 PM 746 Views
Ahem Aviendha - 05/09/2017 07:08:35 PM 834 Views
Where is this garden? nossy - 05/09/2017 09:17:17 PM 802 Views
near Nottingham and Derby 8l *NM* Aviendha - 06/09/2017 06:09:02 PM 527 Views
So you two know each other, right? Hieshyn - 07/09/2017 09:01:32 PM 864 Views
Re: So you two know each other, right? Aviendha - 08/09/2017 10:19:04 AM 848 Views
She lives about 30 - 35 miles from London, but in your direction. LiterateDog - 08/09/2017 02:24:21 PM 833 Views
Huh Aviendha - 08/09/2017 07:07:17 PM 942 Views
You can just hop on down the M1. LiterateDog - 08/09/2017 07:41:23 PM 803 Views
Stalker!! *NM* nossy - 08/09/2017 09:42:33 PM 462 Views
Only for all the wrong reasons! *NM* LiterateDog - 08/09/2017 10:07:18 PM 520 Views
Word. nossy - 08/09/2017 09:41:38 PM 1033 Views
Animal. Aviendha - 09/09/2017 12:16:25 AM 980 Views
It's definitely not Luton. nossy - 09/09/2017 08:50:13 PM 754 Views
That's what I would say, too *NM* Aviendha - 12/09/2017 11:11:18 PM 508 Views
Mmmmhmmmmm. *NM* LiterateDog - 13/09/2017 03:14:36 PM 459 Views
I would like 500 Eucalyptus trees please aerocontrols - 05/09/2017 07:39:33 PM 796 Views
How many trees to keep a dead one? *NM* random thoughts - 05/09/2017 07:43:24 PM 508 Views
0? *NM* aerocontrols - 05/09/2017 08:04:48 PM 439 Views
that sounds cheaper and less mess random thoughts - 06/09/2017 02:07:44 PM 823 Views
I'm pretty sure that would not make the wife happy *NM* aerocontrols - 06/09/2017 02:37:17 PM 476 Views
Just go and move it every night like an elf on a shelf. *NM* random thoughts - 06/09/2017 07:33:18 PM 458 Views
Elf on the shelf just appears in a different spot in the morning aerocontrols - 06/09/2017 08:47:03 PM 793 Views
I have an 11 year old daughter so I am painfully aware of how the elf on the shelf works. random thoughts - 07/09/2017 04:00:00 PM 876 Views
Too hard to find nice ones around here. You're on your own. nossy - 05/09/2017 09:16:17 PM 822 Views
Just like Thanos aerocontrols - 07/09/2017 12:00:49 AM 805 Views
Like giant sequoias? *NM* damookster - 05/09/2017 07:51:34 PM 467 Views
Not the Californian size, but I have moved Sequoiadendron giganteum. *NM* nossy - 05/09/2017 09:14:44 PM 454 Views
I'm a system support and process specialist for transportation and warehousing systems. *NM* damookster - 05/09/2017 02:42:21 PM 472 Views
I've got a few systems right here you can support, 'Mookie. *NM* LiterateDog - 05/09/2017 04:30:31 PM 494 Views
damookster - 05/09/2017 05:07:30 PM 767 Views
I am an engineering contractor at NASA aerocontrols - 05/09/2017 03:08:15 PM 752 Views
Sounds sweet. AgentApple - 06/09/2017 09:54:44 PM 778 Views
Re: Sounds sweet. aerocontrols - 06/09/2017 10:13:10 PM 819 Views
I sell and rent electronic test equipment *NM* random thoughts - 05/09/2017 05:55:04 PM 456 Views
Investigator for the office of the public defender. Ghavrel - 05/09/2017 11:03:20 PM 818 Views
SJW *NM* random thoughts - 06/09/2017 02:04:02 PM 474 Views
I think by this point I deserve to be called a social justice crusader. I have ascended. *NM* Ghavrel - 07/09/2017 06:00:16 AM 454 Views
Everyone loves a crusader random thoughts - 07/09/2017 04:01:05 PM 820 Views
seems interesting AgentApple - 06/09/2017 09:57:03 PM 830 Views
Re: seems interesting Ghavrel - 07/09/2017 06:00:45 AM 762 Views
Material Manager (mix between Supply Chain, Procurement, Warehouse) for a Pharma Company. *NM* Jeordam - 06/09/2017 07:11:19 PM 461 Views
Software Programmer at a startup company AgentApple - 06/09/2017 09:53:24 PM 772 Views
Can you make AT&T's service reliable, though? *NM* Ghavrel - 09/09/2017 06:18:40 AM 403 Views
I can help with that random thoughts - 10/09/2017 03:54:22 PM 696 Views
My issue with AT&T is actually landline. Or whatever you'd call UVerse. Ghavrel - 11/09/2017 08:44:14 AM 760 Views
It is fiber to the neighborhood then twisted pair to your house. random thoughts - 11/09/2017 01:45:12 PM 965 Views
I could be wrong, but I don't think it's that. Ghavrel - 11/09/2017 07:52:15 PM 702 Views
If it is neighborhood wide then you are probably right. random thoughts - 12/09/2017 01:10:20 PM 818 Views
You're telling me. Ghavrel - 13/09/2017 12:38:29 AM 745 Views
So have I and that is why I live in Texas random thoughts - 13/09/2017 02:07:28 PM 859 Views
Currently a special ed/general ed teacher at a residential treatment center Larry - 07/09/2017 04:12:27 AM 850 Views
Molecular biology post doc. *NM* TheCrownless - 10/09/2017 04:20:01 PM 407 Views
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