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I have an 11 year old daughter so I am painfully aware of how the elf on the shelf works. random thoughts Send a noteboard - 07/09/2017 04:00:00 PM

You just need to sprinkle some magic fairy dust on the stuffed bear and then get up every night and move and desperately try to hide it when you forget and she is looking for it. At least the only "tricks" you need to worry about is the occasional bear poop.

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In honor of Labor Day - what is your job/career? Anonymous2000 - 05/09/2017 03:19:08 AM 1433 Views
Wage slave. I slave for wages that barely allow my survival. *NM* Hieshyn - 05/09/2017 03:20:14 AM 525 Views
What led you to such a dire predicament? *NM* LiterateDog - 05/09/2017 03:53:32 AM 496 Views
Several decades ago, a woman squeezed him out of her uterus. Cannoli - 05/09/2017 11:15:33 AM 827 Views
But the slavery, man! The slavery! *NM* LiterateDog - 05/09/2017 04:27:13 PM 531 Views
seriously, what's going on ? *NM* AgentApple - 07/09/2017 07:13:33 PM 513 Views
Made a lot of bad choices at 18-19 that lead to serious wage garnishment. Hieshyn - 07/09/2017 08:21:47 PM 882 Views
All you can do now is learn from it, right? LiterateDog - 08/09/2017 02:55:38 AM 884 Views
To clarrify Wage slavery and Canteel slavery are very different. Im not saying one is the other. *NM* Hieshyn - 07/09/2017 08:50:22 PM 515 Views
Department manager at a health insurance company. *NM* LiterateDog - 05/09/2017 03:54:00 AM 523 Views
That sounds like a hoot..... Anonymous2000 - 05/09/2017 01:54:32 PM 975 Views
Well, it isn't my dream job, but it isn't bad. LiterateDog - 05/09/2017 04:26:46 PM 818 Views
I look after a child and a house. And two dogs. Aviendha - 05/09/2017 08:54:27 AM 795 Views
I sell, plant, and transplant big trees. nossy - 05/09/2017 01:44:15 PM 797 Views
Ahem Aviendha - 05/09/2017 07:08:35 PM 898 Views
Where is this garden? nossy - 05/09/2017 09:17:17 PM 858 Views
near Nottingham and Derby 8l *NM* Aviendha - 06/09/2017 06:09:02 PM 558 Views
So you two know each other, right? Hieshyn - 07/09/2017 09:01:32 PM 925 Views
Re: So you two know each other, right? Aviendha - 08/09/2017 10:19:04 AM 916 Views
She lives about 30 - 35 miles from London, but in your direction. LiterateDog - 08/09/2017 02:24:21 PM 886 Views
Huh Aviendha - 08/09/2017 07:07:17 PM 1006 Views
You can just hop on down the M1. LiterateDog - 08/09/2017 07:41:23 PM 873 Views
Stalker!! *NM* nossy - 08/09/2017 09:42:33 PM 507 Views
Only for all the wrong reasons! *NM* LiterateDog - 08/09/2017 10:07:18 PM 565 Views
Word. nossy - 08/09/2017 09:41:38 PM 1092 Views
Animal. Aviendha - 09/09/2017 12:16:25 AM 1035 Views
It's definitely not Luton. nossy - 09/09/2017 08:50:13 PM 804 Views
That's what I would say, too *NM* Aviendha - 12/09/2017 11:11:18 PM 539 Views
Mmmmhmmmmm. *NM* LiterateDog - 13/09/2017 03:14:36 PM 487 Views
I would like 500 Eucalyptus trees please aerocontrols - 05/09/2017 07:39:33 PM 850 Views
How many trees to keep a dead one? *NM* random thoughts - 05/09/2017 07:43:24 PM 552 Views
0? *NM* aerocontrols - 05/09/2017 08:04:48 PM 486 Views
that sounds cheaper and less mess random thoughts - 06/09/2017 02:07:44 PM 879 Views
I'm pretty sure that would not make the wife happy *NM* aerocontrols - 06/09/2017 02:37:17 PM 518 Views
Just go and move it every night like an elf on a shelf. *NM* random thoughts - 06/09/2017 07:33:18 PM 505 Views
Elf on the shelf just appears in a different spot in the morning aerocontrols - 06/09/2017 08:47:03 PM 843 Views
I have an 11 year old daughter so I am painfully aware of how the elf on the shelf works. random thoughts - 07/09/2017 04:00:00 PM 935 Views
Too hard to find nice ones around here. You're on your own. nossy - 05/09/2017 09:16:17 PM 878 Views
Just like Thanos aerocontrols - 07/09/2017 12:00:49 AM 859 Views
Like giant sequoias? *NM* damookster - 05/09/2017 07:51:34 PM 500 Views
Not the Californian size, but I have moved Sequoiadendron giganteum. *NM* nossy - 05/09/2017 09:14:44 PM 481 Views
I'm a system support and process specialist for transportation and warehousing systems. *NM* damookster - 05/09/2017 02:42:21 PM 503 Views
I've got a few systems right here you can support, 'Mookie. *NM* LiterateDog - 05/09/2017 04:30:31 PM 543 Views
damookster - 05/09/2017 05:07:30 PM 813 Views
I am an engineering contractor at NASA aerocontrols - 05/09/2017 03:08:15 PM 804 Views
Sounds sweet. AgentApple - 06/09/2017 09:54:44 PM 831 Views
Re: Sounds sweet. aerocontrols - 06/09/2017 10:13:10 PM 873 Views
I sell and rent electronic test equipment *NM* random thoughts - 05/09/2017 05:55:04 PM 508 Views
Investigator for the office of the public defender. Ghavrel - 05/09/2017 11:03:20 PM 877 Views
SJW *NM* random thoughts - 06/09/2017 02:04:02 PM 500 Views
I think by this point I deserve to be called a social justice crusader. I have ascended. *NM* Ghavrel - 07/09/2017 06:00:16 AM 489 Views
Everyone loves a crusader random thoughts - 07/09/2017 04:01:05 PM 878 Views
seems interesting AgentApple - 06/09/2017 09:57:03 PM 889 Views
Re: seems interesting Ghavrel - 07/09/2017 06:00:45 AM 827 Views
Material Manager (mix between Supply Chain, Procurement, Warehouse) for a Pharma Company. *NM* Jeordam - 06/09/2017 07:11:19 PM 490 Views
Software Programmer at a startup company AgentApple - 06/09/2017 09:53:24 PM 832 Views
Can you make AT&T's service reliable, though? *NM* Ghavrel - 09/09/2017 06:18:40 AM 433 Views
I can help with that random thoughts - 10/09/2017 03:54:22 PM 749 Views
My issue with AT&T is actually landline. Or whatever you'd call UVerse. Ghavrel - 11/09/2017 08:44:14 AM 811 Views
It is fiber to the neighborhood then twisted pair to your house. random thoughts - 11/09/2017 01:45:12 PM 1035 Views
I could be wrong, but I don't think it's that. Ghavrel - 11/09/2017 07:52:15 PM 756 Views
If it is neighborhood wide then you are probably right. random thoughts - 12/09/2017 01:10:20 PM 871 Views
You're telling me. Ghavrel - 13/09/2017 12:38:29 AM 798 Views
So have I and that is why I live in Texas random thoughts - 13/09/2017 02:07:28 PM 912 Views
Currently a special ed/general ed teacher at a residential treatment center Larry - 07/09/2017 04:12:27 AM 895 Views
Molecular biology post doc. *NM* TheCrownless - 10/09/2017 04:20:01 PM 435 Views
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