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I have an 11 year old daughter so I am painfully aware of how the elf on the shelf works. random thoughts Send a noteboard - 07/09/2017 04:00:00 PM

You just need to sprinkle some magic fairy dust on the stuffed bear and then get up every night and move and desperately try to hide it when you forget and she is looking for it. At least the only "tricks" you need to worry about is the occasional bear poop.

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In honor of Labor Day - what is your job/career? Anonymous2000 - 05/09/2017 03:19:08 AM 1378 Views
Wage slave. I slave for wages that barely allow my survival. *NM* Hieshyn - 05/09/2017 03:20:14 AM 485 Views
What led you to such a dire predicament? *NM* LiterateDog - 05/09/2017 03:53:32 AM 468 Views
Several decades ago, a woman squeezed him out of her uterus. Cannoli - 05/09/2017 11:15:33 AM 770 Views
But the slavery, man! The slavery! *NM* LiterateDog - 05/09/2017 04:27:13 PM 502 Views
seriously, what's going on ? *NM* AgentApple - 07/09/2017 07:13:33 PM 486 Views
Made a lot of bad choices at 18-19 that lead to serious wage garnishment. Hieshyn - 07/09/2017 08:21:47 PM 831 Views
All you can do now is learn from it, right? LiterateDog - 08/09/2017 02:55:38 AM 835 Views
To clarrify Wage slavery and Canteel slavery are very different. Im not saying one is the other. *NM* Hieshyn - 07/09/2017 08:50:22 PM 488 Views
Department manager at a health insurance company. *NM* LiterateDog - 05/09/2017 03:54:00 AM 477 Views
That sounds like a hoot..... Anonymous2000 - 05/09/2017 01:54:32 PM 927 Views
Well, it isn't my dream job, but it isn't bad. LiterateDog - 05/09/2017 04:26:46 PM 750 Views
I look after a child and a house. And two dogs. Aviendha - 05/09/2017 08:54:27 AM 742 Views
I sell, plant, and transplant big trees. nossy - 05/09/2017 01:44:15 PM 749 Views
Ahem Aviendha - 05/09/2017 07:08:35 PM 838 Views
Where is this garden? nossy - 05/09/2017 09:17:17 PM 808 Views
near Nottingham and Derby 8l *NM* Aviendha - 06/09/2017 06:09:02 PM 529 Views
So you two know each other, right? Hieshyn - 07/09/2017 09:01:32 PM 869 Views
Re: So you two know each other, right? Aviendha - 08/09/2017 10:19:04 AM 851 Views
She lives about 30 - 35 miles from London, but in your direction. LiterateDog - 08/09/2017 02:24:21 PM 838 Views
Huh Aviendha - 08/09/2017 07:07:17 PM 947 Views
You can just hop on down the M1. LiterateDog - 08/09/2017 07:41:23 PM 807 Views
Stalker!! *NM* nossy - 08/09/2017 09:42:33 PM 463 Views
Only for all the wrong reasons! *NM* LiterateDog - 08/09/2017 10:07:18 PM 521 Views
Word. nossy - 08/09/2017 09:41:38 PM 1038 Views
Animal. Aviendha - 09/09/2017 12:16:25 AM 984 Views
It's definitely not Luton. nossy - 09/09/2017 08:50:13 PM 759 Views
That's what I would say, too *NM* Aviendha - 12/09/2017 11:11:18 PM 508 Views
Mmmmhmmmmm. *NM* LiterateDog - 13/09/2017 03:14:36 PM 459 Views
I would like 500 Eucalyptus trees please aerocontrols - 05/09/2017 07:39:33 PM 801 Views
How many trees to keep a dead one? *NM* random thoughts - 05/09/2017 07:43:24 PM 509 Views
0? *NM* aerocontrols - 05/09/2017 08:04:48 PM 439 Views
that sounds cheaper and less mess random thoughts - 06/09/2017 02:07:44 PM 828 Views
I'm pretty sure that would not make the wife happy *NM* aerocontrols - 06/09/2017 02:37:17 PM 478 Views
Just go and move it every night like an elf on a shelf. *NM* random thoughts - 06/09/2017 07:33:18 PM 460 Views
Elf on the shelf just appears in a different spot in the morning aerocontrols - 06/09/2017 08:47:03 PM 795 Views
I have an 11 year old daughter so I am painfully aware of how the elf on the shelf works. random thoughts - 07/09/2017 04:00:00 PM 879 Views
Too hard to find nice ones around here. You're on your own. nossy - 05/09/2017 09:16:17 PM 825 Views
Just like Thanos aerocontrols - 07/09/2017 12:00:49 AM 809 Views
Like giant sequoias? *NM* damookster - 05/09/2017 07:51:34 PM 467 Views
Not the Californian size, but I have moved Sequoiadendron giganteum. *NM* nossy - 05/09/2017 09:14:44 PM 454 Views
I'm a system support and process specialist for transportation and warehousing systems. *NM* damookster - 05/09/2017 02:42:21 PM 472 Views
I've got a few systems right here you can support, 'Mookie. *NM* LiterateDog - 05/09/2017 04:30:31 PM 495 Views
damookster - 05/09/2017 05:07:30 PM 770 Views
I am an engineering contractor at NASA aerocontrols - 05/09/2017 03:08:15 PM 755 Views
Sounds sweet. AgentApple - 06/09/2017 09:54:44 PM 783 Views
Re: Sounds sweet. aerocontrols - 06/09/2017 10:13:10 PM 824 Views
I sell and rent electronic test equipment *NM* random thoughts - 05/09/2017 05:55:04 PM 457 Views
Investigator for the office of the public defender. Ghavrel - 05/09/2017 11:03:20 PM 823 Views
SJW *NM* random thoughts - 06/09/2017 02:04:02 PM 475 Views
I think by this point I deserve to be called a social justice crusader. I have ascended. *NM* Ghavrel - 07/09/2017 06:00:16 AM 455 Views
Everyone loves a crusader random thoughts - 07/09/2017 04:01:05 PM 825 Views
seems interesting AgentApple - 06/09/2017 09:57:03 PM 835 Views
Re: seems interesting Ghavrel - 07/09/2017 06:00:45 AM 765 Views
Material Manager (mix between Supply Chain, Procurement, Warehouse) for a Pharma Company. *NM* Jeordam - 06/09/2017 07:11:19 PM 461 Views
Software Programmer at a startup company AgentApple - 06/09/2017 09:53:24 PM 778 Views
Can you make AT&T's service reliable, though? *NM* Ghavrel - 09/09/2017 06:18:40 AM 405 Views
I can help with that random thoughts - 10/09/2017 03:54:22 PM 699 Views
My issue with AT&T is actually landline. Or whatever you'd call UVerse. Ghavrel - 11/09/2017 08:44:14 AM 765 Views
It is fiber to the neighborhood then twisted pair to your house. random thoughts - 11/09/2017 01:45:12 PM 968 Views
I could be wrong, but I don't think it's that. Ghavrel - 11/09/2017 07:52:15 PM 705 Views
If it is neighborhood wide then you are probably right. random thoughts - 12/09/2017 01:10:20 PM 821 Views
You're telling me. Ghavrel - 13/09/2017 12:38:29 AM 747 Views
So have I and that is why I live in Texas random thoughts - 13/09/2017 02:07:28 PM 863 Views
Currently a special ed/general ed teacher at a residential treatment center Larry - 07/09/2017 04:12:27 AM 853 Views
Molecular biology post doc. *NM* TheCrownless - 10/09/2017 04:20:01 PM 407 Views
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